Trump keeps talking how he needs Greenland because US doesn't want to have Russia as neighbors but Russia is already a neighbor? Has the orange idiot forgotten Alaska? There's like 2.5 miles only between 2 islands off the coast of Alaska and Russia. How is he not relentlessly mocked for this

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

I almost stopped reading Alchemised a bunch of times for the first half of the book, and now after finishing it a couple of weeks ago I can't stop thinking about it. So I'm doing a chronological re-read. Let's see how painful part 1 is after I know all the background

Actually, large doses of aspirin do not cause bruising or bleeding. Only small doses, pararoxically. Source: my 6 year pharmacist education

Living for this

so, so good. run it as a political ad.

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

The company I work for is making me make a 3-5 year strategic plan for my team, but they keep rejecting anything I come up with that's not cutting people and moving work to cheaper countries or using AI. I hate my job.

#reylo au where ben goes mhhhhhhh

Cast her as Bond, you cowards.

you can find that petition here, if you would also like to show your support! #TheHuntForBenSolo

Amazing. The only thing that would've made it even better would be a boombox blasting Raye's Where the Hell is my Husband in the background

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

Hawt

Remember when Reylos wrote a whole exposé on far-right infiltration in fandoms, got literally doxxed over it (private info leaked into an extremist forum that was linked to a real mass shooting), and the wider fandom left them to fend for themselves? Good times

Come on Disney, Make Adam Driver's 'Star Wars' Movie movieweb.com/disney-star-... #TheHuntforBenSolo

Adam Driver after dropping Ben Solo movie info in that interview

imagine being shown this screenshot in 2020

w/alt text so everyone can enjoy Iger being dragged:

All this time spent thinking nobody cared meanwhile…

Add your post-Tros fix-it fics here so we can read it like a soderbergh script ⬇️⬇️⬇️

RIse of Skywalker was so bad it caused adam driver to dissociate and write Ben Solo fan fic in his head for an entire intercontinental flight.

once a-fucking-gain

Adam Driver basically wrote his own fix-it Star Wars fanfiction AT THE SAME TIME ALL THE REYLOS DID AS WELL. I can't believe that sentence is real. 😭😭😭😭😭

A. Fucking. Men.

Anyway The Hunt of Ben Solo it's now Canon in my head and Ben is alive and Rey is leading the hunt Goodnight everyone thanks for coming to my Ted talk

I would've thrown so much money at them of they made this movie

🚨THE LAST JEDI IS SCREENING IN LONDON WITH A RIAN JOHNSON INTRO ON 9 OCTOBER 🚨 There are still tickets available for this! It's really gone under the radar, but is probably the event of the year for any London (or even UK) based Reylos - go and snap those tickets up while they're still available!

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

start using "fanworks" again instead of "content" let's go people

again and again

Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

It's time to bring this up again

So there's no Adam in Venice?

never forget

Oh! Is this what winning feels like

Unsettled! At the disco

So is there any reason for a reader who enjoys the occasional problematic romance to listen to @fatedmates.net now? Given that at least one of the hosts thinks your impure degenerate choices are causing fascism?

I was planning to sleep but now I am wide awake and cackling

ali hazelwood, exec producer:

nothing can hurt us now y'all - we are free

I guess I missed sth? It's so many posts on my timeline freaking out and memes but not what happened? I guess I need to scroll faster and further?

I'm just scrolling happily and liking every Love hypothesis related post along the way

Did it hurt when a movie was made from the fanfiction you hated?

Hell hath no fury like that of a fandom scorned.

I finally FINALLY managed to watch the last episode of the Acolyte and now I am BEYOND PISSED there won't be another season of this show

Kylo Ren 🗡️ #starwars #kyloren #myart