No because I'm convinced this man was sent by god to either ruin my life or marry me. Can't wait to find out which 😂

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

I cannot even put my life into words rn 😍

WE BACK 🙌🙌🙌

On the plus side, I have found a cure for the severe funks I find myself in when I get back from a dive trip. On the downside, that cure is Ironman training. Fuck me.

OK so I did actually start the fic but I am here to sadly announce it is FAR too personal/TMI and I will not be posting 💀

I cannot WAIT for Alone At Dawn press cause Adam is going to be obsessed with Ron Howard lmao

Y'all saying Philip, Flip, Clyde but all I see is him 😂

YES 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 YES YES YES YES OH GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ONE

Just turned off ATW 10 min version halfway through and said to myself "I'm not emotionally stable enough to listen to this right now" and I think that just sums up a lot 😂😂

It's a baking kind of weekend. My first attempt at alfajores 😌

More of me freaking out, sorry. So at one point the first night we were talking I told him he was absolutely welcome to tell me to get lost if he wanted time for himself and he straight up said "I've locked myself in the wheelhouse to avoid people before. But it's you, so it's different." LIKE BRUH

Update: I'm still giggling like a fucking idiot every time we text. Send help.

I am now listening to the Fearless album in the middle of the night in my hotel room in case you were wondering how far gone I already am

You may have noticed I've been away for a bit and I wanted to let you know that I was on a boat in the South Pacific. Which may not seem important except my life is now a fucking movie cause I may or may not have had a small forbidden romance with a crew member

Do I even have to say it

Dream big. Do all three, like I did. 😂

It's so funny seeing people in the wild who clearly lied on their resume lmao. These two gate workers at the airport are trying to help this guy who needs a wheelchair but speaks Spanish and they keep just adding -a or -o to the end of English words. He has no idea what they're talking about 💀😂

COME ON HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GO ABOUT MY LIFE

The DILF energy is immeasurable

I JUST OPENED THIS APP FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY AND HELLO?!?!?!

Something something high school nerd Ben Solo

OK guys I need LONGGGG fic recs! I'll be without internet/cell service for two weeks and am downloading a whole bunch of things to read. I feel like I've read most/all of the epics, but I'm sure I'm forgetting some amazing ones. So please send me some recs for those incredible epic fics

🫡

This is his most face-sittable character yet

Has Jim taken the director throne at this point because honestly

I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM OKAY

Taylor Swift row 1 (in 2006)

So my plans for this weekend got cancelled. Devastated cause this was the first time my dad was going to be able to come visit me where I live but the silver lining is I now have no plans for Venice Day lol

Am I in the minority thinking he doesn't hate it? Idk I think he prob thinks it's a little weird and doesn't want to know too much, but I think he also probably finds it cool that so much art has been inspired by a character he played

My Kobo e-reader arrived today!! Super excited!!

IF I SPEAK-

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ONE DAY FUCK

I'm trying to typeset tonight and I'm so fucking distracted by the new pic I've gotten through one page 💀

I really need him to stop with the necklaces because I cannot live like this

UGH HE'S SUCH A SLEAZE I NEED HIM SO BAD

Just watched the podcast and omg the way Taylor and Travis look at each other 😭

Ok help. Which one do we like better? Short term, they're for a wedding. Long term, for a nicer sandal for travel and stuff. I like the structure of #1 better, but I like how well #2 will pack down. Thoughts?

Just had a spider hanging out in my hairbrush land on my head when I put said brush into my hair, then fall down onto my face. On the bright side, I did not slap myself in the face in my effort to remove him, so I'd say I'm ready for my trip to Australia 😂

I was checking out at the library this weekend and a kid and his dad were in front of me with probably 30 books, and the dad kept apologizing for the wait while the librarian was overriding the system so they could check them all out. Like do NOT apologize, it made me so happy

Farthest I’ve Been: This is gonna change DRASTICALLY in a couple weeks 😂 N: Diablo, WA, USA S: Caracas Baai, Curaçao E: Caracas Baai, Curaçao W: La Push, WA, USA

Someone write Rey asking the important questions

Idk why but Taylor Swift is 1000% winter music to me. Every time it's gross, cold, rainy, or Nov-Feb I am listening to her. Lmao

I am NEVER gonna stop procrastinating because every once in a while it works out. I've been kicking the tires on getting the travel pillow I want for an upcoming trip... and it just went on sale for 25% off. lmao

Happy Saturday ☺️

There's no way this isn't a comedy, right? 😍

Shall I share my menu? Have some exhibitionism/voyeurism with Sackler archiveofourown.org/works/48458800 Or is slightly unrealistic outdoor bike sex with Ronnie more your style? archiveofourown.org/works/41453265 Maybe pegging with Paterson archiveofourown.org/works/35554918

Working on my Australia plans! Rental car in Sydney: $35 USD Me: oh cool, if Sydney's that cheap Cairns should be a breeze Rental car in Cairns: $110 USD Me: 😐

Our memeable king is back at it again