Absolute buffoonery. PAY REAL ARTISTS. Walt would be rolling in his grave. Bob you’re a fucking loser

getting a new living room window today bc one pane of ours cracked (it’s an old ass window) but yeah I’m so stoked to have two guys tear open a hole in my house for an extended period of time while I get ready for work. my cat’s cool with it too.

The way I just figured out you can hit the dash key twice in the google docs app and it makes the em dash…my life has been revolutionized

my review for the book ‘what fury brings’: the concept was much cooler than the book ended up being. the pacing was way off and the characters were flat and boring. at least it was short. 3/5⭐️

and then, like a seagull, he stole it from her hand and ran off excited to start sharing this fic next week!! #reylofic #reyloww

I absolutely forgot to upload the next chapter of MWOC yesterday bc it was remembrance day and it threw me off lol, oops. I need time to finish up the final two chapters anyways, so i’ll upload on Friday instead!

It’s been a week and my husband still hasn’t noticed I took down the Halloween decorations lmaooo. He probably won’t notice until we get the christmas stuff out tbh

at the eleventh hour on the eleventh day of the eleventh month—we will remember them.

somewhere in the corner, a bush is trembling with jealousy and sexual repression #reylofic

I just put my cat in a christmas sweater (his first time with clothes) and while he definitely considered it an egregious offence, it was adorable, so…worth it

hell yeah oscar isaac. hell yeah 👏👏👏

So what I'm gathering is that Kylo can visit the afterlife and then return from it. So random lol

sooo new reylo modern au multichapter workplace textfic coming from me next week? are we cool with that? i’m stoked as hell, personally

I’m so fucking tired holy shittttttt

“C’mon, Rey. My darling. Just one slice?” “Ben, I made this cake for your mother’s birthday party. So, no.” “She won’t notice. If we rearrange it just right—” “I said no.” He sighed longingly at the tantalizing chocolate confection. He could’ve sworn it called his name. “Fine…” #reylofic

Bossy is one way to describe him 👀 can’t wait to start posting this fic soonnnn #reylosss #reylofic

y’all ever look at your own writing and think….am i a masochist? #reylofic

still thinking about how perfect frankenstein was tbh

I should not have watched Frankenstein so late because now it’s midnight and I feel an urge to write but I have to go to a wedding tomorrow…CURSES

this movie is so good wtf 😭😭 #frankenstein

I’m gonna finish a cross stitch project while I watch frankenstein bc it just feels right, y’know? it’s stitch and bitch time with dr. Frankenstein!

helpppp what do I wear to a wedding?? I love that fucking dress but also it’s snowing and option 1 is slightly more comfy??? (pls excuse messy bed)

just greenlight #thehuntforbensolo already and put your money where your mouth is dude

And then Uncle Cockblocker shows up AGAIN and ruins everything.

if I have to force feed my husband a strong coffee after his birthday supper tonight just so he’ll stay up and watch frankenstein with me, I’ll do it. be seated, sir!!!!!!

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give me sexually frustrated fighting any day of the week, bro. i’ll eat that shit up 🍽️ #reylofic

I forgot I made this years ago kaksjdnf

where my husband is working today, there’s a motel called skinny dick’s halfway inn and i—

lowkey wanna expand on one of my prompt fics for the flash fiction challenge but idk which one or what to do with them 🙃

it’s mr. ghostie’s birthday today 🥰🥰 I don’t *think* he noticed the cake in the fridge… fun fact: we were born exactly a month apart in the same hospital! small town things, y’know.

chatted to a guy who came into my work yesterday. said he moved to spain 20 years ago to join the circus and now he works in AI over there. I know he saw the excitement vanish from my face in an instant.

okay instagram reels are trying to kill me tonight with unwarranted pet grief videos while I’m still very much in the throes of it so I take that to mean it’s time for bed before I use this whole kleenex box

hell yeah boys we’re getting wild tonight. i’m cranking up the heating pad for my shoulders that are Absolutely Fucked!!

I’ve been in the kitchen since I got home from work and now I’m tired and grumpy and that’s on hating cooking!!

Sneak peek at Chapter 11 of ‘where poison trees bloom’ Rey is once again harassing a certain brooding lord… with affection, frostbitten cheeks, and snow angels ❄️ #reyloww #reylofic

I tore into these so fast but who was gonna tell me these existed huh??????

having a very “my writing sucks and so do i” day. there’s no reason for it and i know i’ll fade soon but it’s very annoying just sitting in it rn lol.

I have my own little column in my local newspaper for new book releases and local history and I can’t seem to let that sink in despite having contributed to it for almost 5 years? Like it’s not a big deal really but also my mom says it’s the only thing worth reading besides the cop report lmao

he’s in his feelings, crying into his mango sorbet 🍨 #reyloww #reylofic

the weather is starting to hit “why do I live here” temperatures

idk why I bother on Twitter I get zero engagement over there anymore lmao. I was an OG tumblr reylo and that def did not transfer to other socials 😂

I’m putting myself in a time out 🧍‍♀️ #reylofic

tell me why I got stuck in line behind someone cashing out a dozen lotto tickets with one till open and then as I finally left a fucking BAT fell from the roof and landed next to my shoe???? why?? why me and not iger or bergman? hello????

He can’t blame Rey for knowing what (who) she wants!

idk man, the ambient sounds of vampires killing people really sets the mood for her I guess. rip to ben, he lived a good life 🙏 #reylofic

today’s gonna be a long fuckass day, I can feel it

snippet of a wip!! i love giving ben/kylo tattoos, dude. any chance i can get, just watch me #reylofic