Happy Halloween! As a proud Christian man, I’m so excited stand on my porch and scream obscenities at the devil children who will attempt to conjure the hell on earth with their goblin and ghoul costumes. They want to persecute the Church!

🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/10/coastal-alabama-food-pantries-prepare-for-surge-as-shutdown-threatens-snap.html  On Nov. 3, demand at food pantries in churches, schools, and nonprofits across coastal Alabama is expected to surge.

I the only SNAP I care about are those on a football field, if only someone could do something about everyone who’s going to lose benefits due to incompetence.

Do we know if the constitution is actually real? I’ve never seen a photo of it so how can we be sure the Democrats aren’t making up these rules about Trump not being allowed to have 3 terms.

I found myself wandering the halls of Congress today, completely confused. Nothing more.

Only kids who are athletic enough to throw a football and block Alabama running backs are allowed.

I forgot to tweet about the 4th of July, and taking health care from poor Alabamians. I was to busy sucking on Trump’s little toes.

Been getting a lot of hate recently, but as long as I get a corndog at the end of the day I think I’ll be okay

Can’t wait to be governor and skinny dip in that Alabama shaped pool.

Hell yeah, can’t wait to hit this up once I become governor.

@governor.ca.gov I have spoken to Secretary @Linda_McHahon and @netflix.com and @WWE. They have agreed that they would televise a 1v1 cage match on Netflix Live. As a Florida resident I can not let your words against Alabama go unchallenged. #LA #riots #LameStreamMedia #MAGA

Fuckin’ Elon man, I loved him like a brother and he turns around and does this shit. A strong Florida man, like myself, would never do that doing to his country. #MAGASAD

I’m drunk

Tomorrow I will meet with leaders from Ukraine. Told them we’ll send playbooks and helmets. Freedom isn’t free but it starts with a good O-line. 🇺🇦🇺🇸 #GridironDiplomacy

I have been again receiving hate concerning my 159–99 coaching record. 61%. This is perfectly acceptable. As proud winner of the 2013 Belk Bowl, you people need to put some respect on my name

I will be introducing a bill this session banning open toed shoes on planes. This madness must stop. No more. Sporting slip on sandals is a shameless, stank-spreading slap in the face to fellow flyers

Have to stunt on them nerds somehow.

I just learned about tectonic plates and it is challenging my flat earth beliefs. Could the continents fall of edge?

It’s a bad day to be a corndog

Be a patriot. Eat a corndog.

NOT TOMMY TUBERVILLE

one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much

71,000 people. 71,000 people have raised their hands and said, "We will stand by our pan this Thanksgiving and not burn down our homes."

Remember: not a SINGLE Democrat voted against ANY of President Biden's 21 cabinet nominees. I hope Republicans will do the same and vote to confirm ALL of Trump's nominees. My back hurts

The United States has sent $211 BILLION of your tax dollars to Ukraine 4X as much as the rest of the world COMBINED. This ridiculous considering, Ukraine has 0 SEC Championships.

Can’t wait for senior night on the plains this weekend!

Linda McMahon is a home-run hire who will clean out the Deep State bureaucracy at the Department of Education and empower students and parents. Linda is a strong voice in the school choice movement, and she has no record in education policy.

Dear Auburn shooty hoops, provide me with enough strength to get through the next 2 weeks of Auburn football. Amen.

The AP exit Polls may not be reporting this, but if you do the math Auburn is the most dominate team in the SEC

I’d like to officially introduce @senkatiebritt.bsky.social to BlueSky. The only safe place on the internet for conservatives to speak our minds.

Beautiful sunset over the great city of Birmingham this afternoon

Tuberville is another low IQ fucking dolt

"President Trump and JD Vance are gonna be running the Senate" -- Tommy Tuberville

He is going to change America.