Hello everyone Sorry for my departure. I’m still over on the other app, enjoying a lovely football season. Don’t ask for details. Going great. No, I promise. Just swell. Until next time. ❤️

Yes, I’m still on here No, I don’t plan on posting here much. Just didn’t know if this was still active and if I could access it. Anyway, don’t do anything that I’d do. Or do it. Idgaf. It’s your life

Just touching base because Auburn Twittah is on suicide watch even though that loss could be seen a mile away.

You gotta cook up 2 batches of bacon: 1 batch is to be used for the black eyed peas. The second batch is emergency backup for the black eyed peas. When you don’t need it, and you won’t, that becomes a personal batch of bacon. Better safe than sorry

Fuck a kiss. Swing on somebody at midnight. Set the tone for 2025.

Now I don’t mean to tarnish the holiday season by any means, but I’m pretty sure the chick that sings “Santa Baby” really, really wants to bang Santa.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Yo Oral B, I don’t need a 10 second snowflake animation in your app because it’s Christmas time. A 10 second period could be a determining factor in whether I’m late to IKEA or not. I’m just trying to brush my teeth

Oh hell yeah

I don’t think there’s any 5 minute interval in the movie Christmas Vacation that doesn’t include a quote that you could argue is the best saying in the movie.

Gonna be interesting to see if the Auburn Fambly did any self reflection the last few years over how they treated Bo Nix now that we’ve signed a similar built Jackson Arnold Ah, who am I kidding Yall gonna shit on him too no matter what

Idk who all needs to hear this, but if you have to pull your phone to correctly place your extremely large order at the speaker in the drive thru, you can just do that shit on the app before you arrive

Now spend the rest of our piggy bank money on the offensive line, please

Like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders

Doing some Christmas shopping tonight Anyone want this for their back?

Putting deer horns on your vehicle is a good way to get rednecks to shoot at it “Missed one this morning. I don’t know how either. Thing was as big as a Chevy Tahoe.”

Early Signing Day and shooty hoops tonight? I might as well drop one of my nudes on the TL for free for the Barn Trifecta.

Lot of the same folks who were criticizing me for being excited about the upcoming 12 team playoff last season and said that I’d see more games like Washington and Michigan for the natty, sure are happy as hell right now.

Imagine hate-watching a rankings show

It’s cool seeing coaches, ADs, and fans doing the same thing the Twittahverse has been doing for years Cherry-picking and manipulating stats in their favor

Too lazy today to retheme my profile to look like On3, and then post that Auburn fan BARNING HARD is entering the transfer portal with a picture of my pfp, but you can imagine right?

“It’s a bit of snooze fest here in Tuscaloosa and…” -Glass crashes and a rooster crows- “BAH GOD THAT’S JACKSONVILLE STATE’S MUSIC”

I gotta somehow get all my thots to transition over here.

Guess I’m over here now. Who’s awake to make terrible decisions?

Will yall let the fine folks over on Twittah know that I’m locked out of my account due to telling the NCAA that they should get explosive diarrhea due to these overtime rules please?

You can’t beat holiday golf

May still be drunk at the gym in the morning But that’s just the sacrifices one must make for Auburn shooty hoops

Walking into the gym after Auburn shooty hoops beats another top 5 team

Dude, shoutout to Iowa State fans. One for giving us National Championship winning coach Gene Chizik back. And two, for making the trip to Maui. Damn that’s a good crowd.

Huge shooty hoops matchup tipping off soon in what is unquestionably the biggest Auburn athletic event of the week.

The follow back policy is carrying over from Twittah. Let me know if I miss you.

Bad day to be a cold beer

Somebody beat me to it Hahahahahahaha

Sad news to report this morning, but I’m pretty sure that I died last night and am now posting from the afterlife. Haven’t found Marilyn Monroe or Anna Nicole Smith yet but we still looking

Hopping over here to let you all know that the game was dreadful. Absolutely terrible. But I’d take it every week if given the chance. Pray for my liver.

know the history of Auburn football. God bless em. We’re better than this.

Oh, QB play might cost us a game? You don’t say?

Can we just end this shit so I can get my dick touched?

Don’t let this overtime period fuel your hope. Deep down, you know how this ends.

Where in the hell has this urgency been all game?

Imagine we get into FG range and my drunken ass takes the field

I don’t like being right. I really don’t.

Yall like missionary or doggy more?

How many piss breaks have yall taken?

Holding them to a FG there is just gonna make them take the lead with 4 minutes left hurt even more.