Phone call yesterday from head office “Alex is in the garden messing about in the paddling pool with his mates (all aged 13) and one has got white ankle socks on. The shouts of “wool” could be heard from the swan to whiston and back - I blame @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social and you” I felt real pride.😂

That’s enough for me. Going to sit in the garden and enjoy the sunshine rather than be pissed off watching #Everton Looking forward to a summer of golf, banter about shit webbs and that @mikeygow.bsky.social is deffo a wool.

Spurs in no danger today. They could have all been on holiday already and we still wouldn’t win this game.🙄

Tim Iroegbunam is not in the same league as idrissa. Someone change my mind? He does the hard work but his ability to pick out a pass is just poor.

KitTok — Friday, 22-05-2026 👕 📅 1 ❌ ✅ 2 ✅ ✅ 💡 Year Hint: Not Used 🔥 Win streak · 2 I scored 31 pts (15 team 16 year). Can you beat my score? Play: www.KitTok.co.uk @toffeeman1971.bsky.social beat you by one point!😂😂

Anyone else noticed the bots and the random foreign women liking football posts are starting to reappear again.🙄😡 that’s part of the reason I left twitter.😠

Lovely to see so many faces at Bluesky corner for the final time this year. It’s been a pleasure getting to know you all. @mikeygow.bsky.social @toffeeman1971.bsky.social @gwedlid.bsky.social And great to meet @toffeeron.bsky.social, not bad for a wool.😉😂 Shame the football was so shite today!

Up the Toffees!!!! End of our fantastic first season at HDS. Here’s to many more fantastic days here!!!!

Early attendance at HDS for me and Alex tomorrow as we’re back on the bikes! I’m sure @toffeeman1971.bsky.social will be the only guaranteed member of Bluesky corner I can count on seeing?? @mikeygow.bsky.social @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social @gwedlid.bsky.social

Im risking it. A political post. Now Wes Streeting has resigned (though not declared running for leader) if Keir Starmer resigns, is Andy Burnham the only person Labour could elect as leader to get the trust back? Particularly in northern areas?

Did anyone else know that Merlin Rohl was an Olympic sprinter??????

Olé, olé, olé, olé…..

Cheeky little Wednesday night out with Head Office to watch the wonderful Greg Davies at the arena last night. She picks the best Christmas presents and I’d highly recommend seeing him as he was utterly hilarious.🤣

Today was easily the best atmosphere at Bramley Moore, and if that was anything to go by I can’t wait for European nights under the lights. Up Davie Moyes’ free scoring fucking toffees!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘Rossie Watch’ - tonight’s classic mispronunciation, that well known Leeds goalkeeper “Karl Dialo”.

This year on Bluesky I wrote 45 posts and 267 replies. I received 418 likes, whereas 31 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "lad" and 😂! The usual suspects on the board there…. www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

New pin badge has arrived! Traffic cone piss taking whoppers beware! #UTFT

Thinking back to a simpler time when Everton still played at Goodison, @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social had manageable facial hair & @mikeygow.bsky.social was still a wool. Meet up planned tomorrow lads? Or am I not invited after missing the last one? @toffeeman1971.bsky.social @gwedlid.bsky.social

Easily the most ‘Everton’ thing today. Email at 15.42 to say the forever blue rewards are finally available to trade points in for. By 15.55 the two items you might actually want from the rewards are sold out. Cheers lads.🙄

Lad, 110% yes lad!!!!!!!!

Took Head Office out last night to see fesshole live with the equally funny @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social. The best part of the night was walking past everyone queuing up to see Paul Smith knowing we were in for a funny night, can even see my silly name on his screenshot of the fesses from the night!

Sharing for a friend.👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

I see @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social has finally had a commission accepted by channel 4. Another episode of @mikeygow.bsky.social and his woolfinder comic appearing….👀

I feel a PGMOL apology coming……🙄

@danfriedkinscp.bsky.social - are you both in attendance today????

101 minutes!?!?!?? More evidence that the corrupt premier league are trying to make sure the RS get results.😡🤬

How did we get beat by the RS??? Loving the implosion under chrome dome Goldmember!!!!!

4 minutes into the new season and carragher mentions “trennnnt”. Shock. 14 minutes into and the first wrong VAR shout. Even bigger shock!

As usual I have muted the singing of the RS anthem on the TV. Unfortunately (even tho it’s 3 miles away) I can hear the real thing in my garden. Come on Bournemouth!!!!!

I love stories like this I come across on the Apple News. Just learn to drive properly and you should be nowhere near the kerb!!!! metro.co.uk/2025/08/15/k...

I’m now getting Sheffield Wednesday stuff popping up in my timeline, and not even the funny one with the lad shouting “c’mon Wednesday”. I’m convinced it’s all to do with my interactions with @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social. Steer clear lads - he’ll lead you astray!

TNT sports giving it large over how Dean Henderson is ‘in with a real shout of the England position’ and ‘not many keepers kept more clean sheets than him’. 3 did - including the current England number one Jordan Pickford. The lack of respect he gets is incredible. Henderson is a gaff merchant.🙄

Pre-match straightener. The wools had no chance once our Alex got going! They were no match for the son of a girl from two dogs!!!😂😂 @mikeygow.bsky.social @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social @davefromskem.bsky.social great to see you lads.😆😉😉

Anyone else had their ST but not their Roma ticket? Are our ST just going to work if we’ve bought our seat for the Roma game???

#freebrian LAAAAAAAAD, NO LAAAAAADDDD!!!!! Two hours having a meeting with the kids footy club secretary and I’ve come back to find the woolfinder has been found out. And binned. Absolute scenes! @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social @mikeygow.bsky.social what is being done to secure his release?!?!?!?!?

Fifth (and probably final) time seeing Bruce Springsteen play. Seeing him in Liverpool (even at anfield) was incredible. One of the best set-lists and topped off by the appearance of a certain ex-Beatle, utter class from two members of music royalty, and his ‘Trump Bashing’ throughout was superb!👏🏻👏🏻

Springsteen is a blue…..

We’ve done our bit as a family to show our allegiance!😂😂

Thoughts and prayers to all involved in the incident on Water Street, I sincerely hope it’s not as bad as it looks. A day of joy for the city shouldn’t have ended in this way. ❤️❤️💙💙

It’s 18 years today since this donut and I got married. She’s given me so many things, including two wonderful children. But most importantly she’s the centre of our world as a family and works tirelessly to make sure we’re all looked after and happy, which she’s amazing at. Happy anniversary Baz.💙💙

Holiday going well (apart from the annoying Newcastle fan yesterday), and I’m enjoying working my way through @rbuxtonmedia.com book. The references to the Benitez banners are my favourite part so far, who knew us toffees were poets as well as wholly wonderful people???😂

Alex & I are sat in the hotel bar on holiday in our finest Everton shirts, Newcastle fan gets proper uppity “you’ve nothing to play for today” “apart from stopping you lot getting in the champions league!” “you lot are just so negative” and then storms off! No banter at all - what a bizarre bunch!

Beach towels sorted for me and the boy wonder on holiday (the girls have pink ones), and a nice little freebie mouse mat for his desk in his recently revamped room. Cheers Rob always a winner.👍🏻👍🏻 @forevereverton.bsky.social

Chelsea v Everton - today’s referee is Enzo Fernandes….🙄

Joe Cole currently outstripping Carragher’s performance by miles as “the most irritating co-commentator during an Everton match”…..

Today reminds me of during the first Covid lockdown, wife and I took the kids on a walk to both stadiums. I made the point of showing them the Hillsborough memorial. I pointed out to my then 7 year old lad “as much as we support the blues, we support the reds over this and never buy the s*n”. #JFT97

Our 6 year old £350 apple homepod in our living room has unexpectedly shit the bed. Does anyone else think this is a tad quicker than you’d expect for a premium product from a premium brand?? It has given me an excuse to buy another pair of Sonos speakers though like we have in the kitchen!😂

Looking forward to the match tonight, not looking forward to my drive home from Manchester first and getting stuck at the end of the M62 along with all of the ‘home’ fans coming in from Slough and the like.🙄😂

Genuinely thrilled for the zebra Kopites today, well deserved win. TRS are uncharacteristically shocking today, hangover from the PSG defeat perhaps??? Bodes well for the derby on the 2nd April!!!😂😂

My 2nd Everton Starter Pack. 150 toffee accounts worth following. Please RP & share etc go.bsky.app/661PKBj