What did Elon Musk have to do with bringing the screwworm to Texas? Everything.

What an absolute disgrace. A FIFA-certified referee being denied entry to the United States purely because he is Somali. The World Cup is meant to bring people together. This is racism, plain and simple. Shameful. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

HAYES on Albania protesting Kushner & Ivanka’s obscene corruption: “It is a land grab. A physical theft of a place so brazen and entitled it could only be done by colonial conquistadors or the family of Donald Trump.”

The Oval Office has been reclassified as a quiet car.

Great so Eddie Mush will be attending. Knicks will lose that game. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

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This is absolutely not a game you pedo-moron abcnews.com/Internationa...

Jake Tapper, eh?

Jake Tapper is going after Jill Biden because Jake Tapper is a pussy who will happily attack a woman while being too afraid to criticize Trump. Jake is a bitch.

URBAN: The allegations are terrible. If this were a Republican, you would be beating the hell out of them ANSARI: Donald Trump is in the president who's in the Epstein files with allegations from a 13 year old accusing him of rape

Cool. Fucking DJ P’doh will be on the turntables for the 250 rave.

There is no world in which this is okay.     Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito did not recuse himself from cases involving Trump’s Treasury Department while his own son was secretly working there as a political appointee and attorney. 🧵

😂🤪

HOWLING

Wordle 1,806 2/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’ve done my part now Arsenal need to do theirs (assuming this is how it works)

I know it’s only been 36 hours and everything since this got posted but how is this going? Did we win and get everything we wanted yet?

And the hits just keep on coming …

Good morning Seattle. Welcome your new neighbor. Zuckerberg’s $300M megayacht arrived in Seattle just hours after layoffs impacting roughly 1,400 employees in King County were announced by Meta. This vessel drew crowds and criticism as it traveled through the Ballard Locks toward Lake Union. WTF 🤬

I cannot believe his handlers allowed him to post this.

MacFarlane: A whopper of a court filing just now from about three dozen retired former federal judges asking a court to stop this slush fund from proceeding and calling into question whether Trump and his own Department of Justice and IRS colluded to deceive the court

More seriously, though, I look forward to this quote showing up in First Amendment protest cases. Well done, Mr. Mullin.

The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate. Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...

We are living in the dumbest timeline.

Can someone teach Steve Cheung a proper knot when tying his boss’s shoes?

Trump Takes A Victory Lap,While Martha Got The Shaft.......

You Want More Mayor Mamdani, ok........

This season will be hilarious. Absolute schadenfreude for us.

A proud moment in American History.

It is fucking hilarious that the Trump administration needed to tell Iranian officials to not pay attention to senile grandpa‘s unhinged posts because they are mainly for “domestic media purposes” and should be ignored. And yes, this is fact.

I love this man

I am not certain about much. But I am certain John Prine did not message me today.

Entertainment idea: Staring contest between Ken Paxton, Jeff Bezos, and Kash Patel…

Hateful truth social post incoming in 3…2…1… RIP Barney

Breaking News from @theathleticfc.bsky.social: Arsenal secured its first Premier League title in 22 years after Manchester City’s draw with Bournemouth.

Finally some good news in thi horrid timeline. Up the Arsenal!!!!!!!

Aw…you’re a dumbcunt…

Absolutely fuck you, Amazon. When I bought this device there was no mention of my purchase being time limited at your discretion. It does not require software updates, so the only "support" necessary is that kindle books are available in a format that can be sent to it. This shouldn't be legal.

Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com

Not exactly projecting strength when Trump can no longer stand with proper balance.

October 22

A low IQ moron visiting the unfortunate (for us) world superpower and this is how BBC chooses to cover it? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Occam’s pedophile

No mail-in balllots but by all means let's allow guns! abcnews.com/US/wireStory...

JUST NOW: Rep. Todd Warner walks into the house to strip majority Black Memphis or representation wearing a trump flag as a cape as Rep. Camper of Memphis looks on Video: www.instagram.com/reel/DYCuFmt...

Is it just me or should our Sec of State be in Pakistan working on fixing the Iran mess and not cleaning up the aftermath of his boss picking a fight with the Pope? abcnews.com/Internationa...

The day you can undo a school bombing and killing 165+ girls, is the day I can forgive this administration.

Weird how this note is released no problem but the notes implicating every member of the current administration and high up execs are too sensitive… www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/n...

Yes Arsenal!!!! CL finals here we come!!