"You don't reinflate the Zeppelin overnight." -- JD Vance.

www.latimes.com/california/s... 😂

A guy can dream, can't he?

Word out of Andrews is that Hegseth will present Trump with a Combat Aviation Badge.

I think I just saw a 6'8", 330-pound dude catch a touchdown pass in an NFL playoff game. Strange days, man.

The Mets are ruining baseball. www.mlb.com/news/bo-bich...

Kyle Tucker will be just one player in the lineup. People out here acting like the Dodgers overpaid for a franchise player. Nope. He just fills a slot. That's how championships are won. Even Kurt Rambis has three rings.

Welcome to the Dodgers, Kyle Tucker!

It's almost like nobody wants to fly over Iran right now.

DHS releases photo of ICE agent Jonathan Ross's internal bleeding. Looks brutal.

"When you're a star... "

I always wondered how they made the holes in donuts.

I'm confused. Was the world somehow convinced Russia had state of the art air defenses? This is like the Dodgers ripping on Waukegan East Little League.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0... 😶

Texas wins the Cracker Bowl.

"God created woman, but the devil created Brigitte Bardot."

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But no windmills. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

He couldn't find Romania on a map. Of Romania.

My favorite part of the Great Gatsby.

Kinda weird to watch Christmas TV commercials while I still have my World Series lights up.

During the 18th-inning stretch, Dodger fans stand and sing "Paradise City."

The Dodgers and Blue Jays have gone through 225 balls tonight. My last Little League team went through four in two years.

Ronald Reagan, the great liberal propagandist. 🙄

Shohei Ohtani ad at Wrigley Field during Cubs-Padres playoff game. 😂

When Trump says "full force" it means the National Guard will have leaf blowers.

They can defrost Walt Fucking Disney for all I care. Never another dime.

Robert Redford once told me: "Never drop names."

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Make a band singular: U

In February 2021, Cox signed a constitutional carry bill to allow individuals to carry a firearm in public without a permit.

Looking forward to the National Guard patrolling Trousdale Estates.

Everyday is National Dog Day.

Tin soldiers and Nixon comin' We're finally on our own... www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

Meet the new boss. www.the-sun.com/news/1479487...

Even the horse has extensions.

Is that a straitjacket?

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So, when he said "totally obliterated," he was talking about Hegseth, no?

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Dodgers are happy for you to keep any ICE agent hit into the stands as a souvenir of tonight's ballgame."

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Hegseth was driving, wasn't he? www.cnn.com/2025/04/28/p...

"Sidelined?" He was in prison, NY Times. He was in prison.

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Marco Rubio's drunken advance security chief was arrested in a Belgian bar brawl. Expect him to be named head of Hegseth's detail soon. www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/3368419/

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!

A Tesla will never be cool.