Derek
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Going straight to hell just like my mama. Californian, veteran, surfer, Dodger fan. I have a dog.
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Trump can't feed the troops. Picture from the USS Abraham Lincoln mess hall. Dr. Fat Jesus is blockading the supply lines. US Postal Service not delivering care packages from home. If only Sailors/Marines could eat all this winning...
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5 days ago
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"Dr. Jesus" is it. That's his name forever.
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6 days ago
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The WNBA drafted six UCLA Bruins today. But only five in the first round. Oh, well... we'll get 'em next year. 🐻🏆
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For an anti-aircraft defense that has been obliterated elevendy-three times, Iran's looks to be hitting above its weight. 🤷♂️
17 days ago
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Available wherever fine Trump merchandise is sold.
17 days ago
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US Air Force F-15 ejection seat in Southern Iran. Former occupant is nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, Hegseth is in his Pentagon makeup chair.
17 days ago
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So long, asshole.
18 days ago
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How is this rocket launching without Trump's name painted on it? Man, we're slipping.
#ArtemisII
18 days ago
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"Trump-Arlington National Cemetery." Any day now. Just you wait.
23 days ago
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Well, at least he's getting out front and blaming Homan already.
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29 days ago
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This is an excellent piece.
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about 1 month ago
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Iran is a country of almost 100 million people. What are 2,500 Marines gonna do?
about 1 month ago
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Of America's recent war dead, women make up 25%. I dunno, thought it should be mentioned.
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about 1 month ago
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Noem was a stooge, and I'm pretty sure this Markwayne Gacy isn't much better.
about 2 months ago
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Well, that's 57 Hormozgan school girls that won't live to threaten our stealth bombers. Great job, Hegseth.
about 2 months ago
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Can't really put my finger on it, but the new banner on the DOJ building reminds me of something.
about 2 months ago
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It must be weird to be Pam Bondi. Most people had no idea who she was for 55 years. Then, in the last five, millions of people are, like, who is this asshole?
2 months ago
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Speed skating would be a lot more watchable if the skaters had swords.
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I abhor unnecessary physical violence and would never suggest participation in such, but when I was a young man back in my old neighborhood, fat dummy here would have got the boots.
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www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Man charged in ‘largest jewelry heist in U.S. history,’ avoids trial by getting deported
A defendant in federal custody for what authorities have called the largest jewelry heist in U.S. history was deported to Ecuador late last month, according to court filings, effectively ending the ca...
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-01-21/jewelry-heist-deportation
3 months ago
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A guy can dream, can't he?
3 months ago
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I think I just saw a 6'8", 330-pound dude catch a touchdown pass in an NFL playoff game. Strange days, man.
3 months ago
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The Mets are ruining baseball.
www.mlb.com/news/bo-bich...
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Bichette to Mets on 3-year, $126 million deal (source)
The smoke was seen a little later than envisioned. But there was still something for the Mets to celebrate Friday. The Mets have agreed to a three-year, $126 million deal with infielder Bo Bichette, a...
https://www.mlb.com/news/bo-bichette-deal-with-mets
3 months ago
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It's almost like nobody wants to fly over Iran right now.
3 months ago
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DHS releases photo of ICE agent Jonathan Ross's internal bleeding. Looks brutal.
3 months ago
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"When you're a star... "
3 months ago
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I always wondered how they made the holes in donuts.
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3 months ago
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www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
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Live updates: Trump says Maduro captured in ‘large scale strike’ against Venezuela
The United States carried out a large-scale strike on Venezuela, capturing its president, Nicolás Maduro, and flying him out of the country, President Trump said.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/01/03/us-venezuela-strikes-trump-maduro/
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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5 months ago
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But no windmills.
www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
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Trump plan would open California to offshore oil drilling
A draft five-year plan for offshore oil development proposes selling leases on the West Coast, Gulf of Mexico and Alaska.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2025/11/10/offshore-drilling-california-gulf-alaska/
5 months ago
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He couldn't find Romania on a map. Of Romania.
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6 months ago
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My favorite part of the Great Gatsby.
6 months ago
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Kinda weird to watch Christmas TV commercials while I still have my World Series lights up.
6 months ago
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The Dodgers and Blue Jays have gone through 225 balls tonight. My last Little League team went through four in two years.
6 months ago
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Ronald Reagan, the great liberal propagandist. 🙄
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
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Shohei Ohtani ad at Wrigley Field during Cubs-Padres playoff game. 😂
7 months ago
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When Trump says "full force" it means the National Guard will have leaf blowers.
7 months ago
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They can defrost Walt Fucking Disney for all I care. Never another dime.
7 months ago
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Robert Redford once told me: "Never drop names."
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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Make a band singular: U
7 months ago
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In February 2021, Cox signed a constitutional carry bill to allow individuals to carry a firearm in public without a permit.
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7 months ago
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Looking forward to the National Guard patrolling Trousdale Estates.
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8 months ago
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Everyday is National Dog Day.
8 months ago
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Tin soldiers and Nixon comin' We're finally on our own...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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National Guard now carrying weapons in D.C.
Guard members will carry their service-issued weapons, which may include pistols or rifles, and “detentions may occur leading to arrests,” a spokesperson said.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/08/24/national-guard-dc-weapons-armed/
8 months ago
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Meet the new boss.
www.the-sun.com/news/1479487...
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Millionaire safari boss gored by elephant & stamped to death in S. Africa
THE owner of one of South Africa’s top game reserves was horrifically trampled to death as he tried to move elephants away from tourist lodges. Chief Executive Officer FC Conradie who co-owns the e…
https://www.the-sun.com/news/14794873/millionaire-safari-boss-gored-elephant/
9 months ago
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