Trump can't feed the troops. Picture from the USS Abraham Lincoln mess hall. Dr. Fat Jesus is blockading the supply lines. US Postal Service not delivering care packages from home. If only Sailors/Marines could eat all this winning...

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"Dr. Jesus" is it. That's his name forever.

The WNBA drafted six UCLA Bruins today. But only five in the first round. Oh, well... we'll get 'em next year. 🐻🏆

For an anti-aircraft defense that has been obliterated elevendy-three times, Iran's looks to be hitting above its weight. 🤷‍♂️

Available wherever fine Trump merchandise is sold.

US Air Force F-15 ejection seat in Southern Iran. Former occupant is nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, Hegseth is in his Pentagon makeup chair.

So long, asshole.

How is this rocket launching without Trump's name painted on it? Man, we're slipping. #ArtemisII

"Trump-Arlington National Cemetery." Any day now. Just you wait.

Well, at least he's getting out front and blaming Homan already.

This is an excellent piece.

Iran is a country of almost 100 million people. What are 2,500 Marines gonna do?

Of America's recent war dead, women make up 25%. I dunno, thought it should be mentioned.

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Noem was a stooge, and I'm pretty sure this Markwayne Gacy isn't much better.

Well, that's 57 Hormozgan school girls that won't live to threaten our stealth bombers. Great job, Hegseth.

Can't really put my finger on it, but the new banner on the DOJ building reminds me of something.

It must be weird to be Pam Bondi. Most people had no idea who she was for 55 years. Then, in the last five, millions of people are, like, who is this asshole?

Speed skating would be a lot more watchable if the skaters had swords.

I abhor unnecessary physical violence and would never suggest participation in such, but when I was a young man back in my old neighborhood, fat dummy here would have got the boots.

www.latimes.com/california/s... 😂

A guy can dream, can't he?

I think I just saw a 6'8", 330-pound dude catch a touchdown pass in an NFL playoff game. Strange days, man.

The Mets are ruining baseball. www.mlb.com/news/bo-bich...

It's almost like nobody wants to fly over Iran right now.

DHS releases photo of ICE agent Jonathan Ross's internal bleeding. Looks brutal.

"When you're a star... "

I always wondered how they made the holes in donuts.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0... 😶

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But no windmills. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

He couldn't find Romania on a map. Of Romania.

My favorite part of the Great Gatsby.

Kinda weird to watch Christmas TV commercials while I still have my World Series lights up.

The Dodgers and Blue Jays have gone through 225 balls tonight. My last Little League team went through four in two years.

Ronald Reagan, the great liberal propagandist. 🙄

Shohei Ohtani ad at Wrigley Field during Cubs-Padres playoff game. 😂

When Trump says "full force" it means the National Guard will have leaf blowers.

They can defrost Walt Fucking Disney for all I care. Never another dime.

Robert Redford once told me: "Never drop names."

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Make a band singular: U

In February 2021, Cox signed a constitutional carry bill to allow individuals to carry a firearm in public without a permit.

Looking forward to the National Guard patrolling Trousdale Estates.

Everyday is National Dog Day.

Tin soldiers and Nixon comin' We're finally on our own... www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

Meet the new boss. www.the-sun.com/news/1479487...