The true pleasure of Bluesky. "When I look around, I see people who often took a big professional risk because they would not comply. In many cases, they had profiles they had built up for years. They let it go. They did this because they refused to extinguish their moral character."

There’s a reason for that you treacherous, back-stabbing, appeasing Putin-Puppet.

If I ever meet the person who created the Asda Grinch Christmas ad, I’ll give them a kick in the whatsits, I know that much.

Oh no no no 🥺 Stop the clocks 😢

Dear Mahmood/Labour, Once the strutting fascist, Yaxley Lennon, is taking credit for your policies, you must know you’ve completely lost your way. You need to get your head out of your arse and your account off X. Yours The real silent (fair-minded and ignored) majority of the UK

As you might imagine, this is very good. It is also very funny.

The BBC isn't perfect, but it belongs to Britain not Trump. Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

If you're a member of the National Trust remember to vote for council members by midnight tonight. Use the Quick Vote option. Entryist pressure group Reform Trust is trying to seize control. Stop them Voting is quick and easy if your membership card is at hand secure.cesvotes.com/V3-3-0/nt25/...

c.org/7y5TN7N94Q If you’re in Notts (and even if you’re not) and are really p*ssed off with the Reform County Council flag-shaggers, please sign this. I doubt they’ll listen but they need to see the opposition many of us have to this ridiculous waste of OUR money.

Love this

*hiding behind cushion* #RoundTable #CelebrityTraitors

Summer just absolutely fucked off didn't it. Gave us a really good few months, hit September, pulled down the shutters and said: That's your lot mate. Clockwatching bastard.

Our democracy is too precious to be a plaything for foreign tech barons. Elon Musk doesn’t care about the British people or our rights. He only cares about himself and his ego.

Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Just bumping this. Seems pertinent. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

83% ?!? To see the number in such stark terms is shocking. Depending on what the military objectives actually are, the Israeli military is either hopeless or ruthless. Either way, I cannot fathom why anyone is still selling weapons to Israel to continue this. www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Anyone else watching the news of this meeting from behind the sofa?

Lucy Bronze played the whole tournament with a fractured tibia! Makes Stuart Pearce look soft... #euro2015 #lionesses

Funny and yet horrifically true summing up. Do watch; they’re very good at what they do.

Fantastic. The disclosure is going to be amazing.

Compare and contrast the summers of 1976 and 2025. 1976 - 3rd degree burns from sitting in a car with vinyl seats 2025 - Owning a car with air conditioning that cools the whole interior and the water bottle holder.

Well that was such a relaxing, refreshing nights sleep…

If past form is any guide Angela Rayner v Chris Philp should be on after the 9pm watershed. If Philp and his testicles are in the same postcode at 12.30 it'll be a victory for him. #pmqs

There’s been another Tweet Chris! But from who?

"I was this pedophile's biggest supporter until he was personally mean to me" seems like a bit of an own goal.

#AlwaysRemember #ChooseLove #ManchesterRemembers

Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.

There are simply not enough eye-rolls on the planet for this 🙄

Fuck, nobody had thought of saying “Vladimir, STOP!” before. There were we all arming Ukrainians and doing sanctions and freezing assets and stuff and this never occurred to any of us. 🤦‍♂️ If this doesn’t do it, nothing will.

Ladbrokes has opened a book on Liz Truss becoming the next Reform leader. She’s currently 20-1.

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

Fucking a sofa and killing the Pope. Even if he achieves nothing else with his life (which is overwhelmingly likely), that’s still one heck of a legacy.

Probably not the last person to meet JD Vance and lose the will to live.

good morning, found out about the news by waking up, opening WhatsApp and seeing that a friend had messaged "Oh my god JD Vance has Liz Trussed the pope"

Snagged this from r/ActualPublicFreakouts Muted or not, this is gold

“At least 80 Labour MPs are at risk of losing their majorities over proposed welfare cuts, according to data shared between Labour MPs who are warning the government that the changes “pose a real electoral risk”. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

BREAKING: Trump dodges trade war, citing bone spurs

In 2025, the golf club has replaced the fiddle.

I love those few hours each day before they wake and the chaotic noise from across the water becomes deafening.

Firstborn home from Uni today. Washing machine is quaking in anticipation. Fridge looking concerned…

What chest size are those pants?

Trump has just announced 79% tariffs on Narnia, Mordor, Erehwon, Lilliput, Hi Brazil, Pishtenstein, Amnesia, Slobovia, Shangri La, and The Land Of Cockayne. “They bin sending us Orcs and Buddhist Monks and not buyin’ any of our chlorinated Red Necks or hormoned Hershey Bars so fuck ‘em“ he said

I dunno, maybe the Americans should have elected the woman with a degree in economics instead of the guy who bankrupted his own casino.

Tariffs like these raise prices and don't work. But if you skipped class the day we all learned that – here's a refresher: