HAPPY LELAND MELVIN DAY!!!! Give your pup a smooch!

No joke. She literally yelled “SHAME!” As she yanked the gun from a dude in the Korean Army and then broke through the locked congressional door to vote.

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Family went back home this morning, and I took the week off from walks. Hopefully can destress a little this week. Caretaking on top of family visits is entirely too much. Came to the startling realization I probably can't go out of state vacations again for a long time.

I think every game dev should send streamers a WIP build of their game on April fools day where they modify boss stats without testing, only give them controls, and let em figure it out live

Seems appropriate youtu.be/12kcpP-8jfM?...

Lol, fuck right off.

Good things to find out at bad times, I can actually lift my mom back up on her feet from the floor. Her screaming the entire time that she's going to fall was a bit much, though. Watched enough emt folks help my father up I knew what to do. Bless emergency services.

And there it is. That's why we left X.

I AM SO TIRED OF PARENTING MY PARENTS EVERY FUCKING HOLIDAY. I DON'T EVEN CELEBRATE THESE HOLIDAYS.

Happy Easter, ya'll!

37-year-old Emma Bernard used to make the effort to cleanse, tone and moisturise twice a day – but then they changed what you’re supposed to do to include all sorts of confusing serums and milky crap – and also she’s very, very tired.

It’s called “Gollumizing”

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

Too much family time

Popped onto twitter to look at some art by Japanese artists who haven’t gravitated over here and the second I accidentally stepped out of the doujinshi bubble every post was just people talking about one thing or another and responses full of “Grok what is this? What does this mean?”

I want to thank the Internet for only allowing this meme to live in my head since the Artemis II mission started.

Tapping the sign

getting an internship at the nuclear power plant and they pay me in exposure

Working on Blizzard or Warhammer games must be so cool. Need a bad guy? No problem, just name him Evilius Maleficon. A good guy? Benevolar Faithshield. Oh a guy’s blood themed? How’s Sanguinax Redvein. French character? You know her name is Amelie LaCroix

One of my favorite Shots from my Trip to Edinburgh 🖤 #photography #moody #edinburgh #scotland

Walk into the house and the dog was carrying an electric screwdriver around like I'm living in some sort of meme.

Just a helpful reminder to everyone: Wednesday is April 1st. If you see a news story or something that looks like a news story that makes you think "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!??" ...the answer is probably yes, yes they are, that's it exactly.

New song on loop in my head again. youtu.be/T5rSwbuJuWc?...

You know what? HELL YEAH @skatunenetwork.bsky.social *takes melatonin and dances to bed* youtu.be/UAKJanEOjao?...

Ok "Italian style" turkey sausage..you are bland AF. I think you'll make a good breakfast sausage tomorrow morning. With much seasoning..

It only took them 2,026 years to find it

TikTok is a very underrated source of accidental Dudes Rock content.

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

Countries banning all teenagers from social media because "their brains aren't developed enough to handle it", meanwhile nobody's talking about the percentage of retirement-aged adults who have irreversibly cooked their fucking brains on Facebook since 2020.

The exhaustion from caretaking has hit me like a damn truck today. First day I've had in awhile where I'm fully off, just petsitting an incredibly chill dog in the country. Immediately been dozing off on the couch all day, no regrets.

Sarah Harrow, 39, has never tried to hydrate her autism away, but you, being the angel that you are, explained that all things are possible through water. You didn’t specify what part of her autism it’d help her with, but that doesn’t matter, because water just helps.

This from last night explains why the US has a failing government. Trump: “i always like to hang out with losers because it makes me feel better. “I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. “I like people that like to listen to my success.”

I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me

March 1983, 'Back On The Chain Gang' peaks at #5 on the US Billboard Hot 100 spending 24 weeks in total in the charts. -PretendersHQ

Tried three different Olipop's this week. Crisp Apple, Shirley Temple, and Ginger Ale. Apple was definitely 10/10, Shirley Temple a 7/10, Ginger Ale was 6/10. The Shirley Temple surprised me after how awful the cherry soda one was. I'm constantly surprised how varied these have been.

Mary Walker, 13, who has a neurodevelopmental disability that makes her come out with gems of sage advice while still not quite understanding how anything works, has been branded the “perfect scapegoat” by literally everyone who’s ever met her. www.patreon.com/posts/152685...

Switch 2 battery making sure I get to bed at night.

Looong Calvin #lackadaisy #lackadaisyfanart #freckle

Looong night between dad falling and Mom's confusion. Rescheduled dog walks for tomorrow, only need to dye Mom's hair today. Awesome news, I got a Switch 2! Obviously, I'm completely absorbed in Pokopia, but it's super fun.

Please stop posting these ICE agents without their parents' consent.

U.S. foreign policy has been captured by dorks obsessed with the movie 300 and the only way to fix it is to put in power dorks obsessed with the movie Master and Commander.

Seeing a lot of people posting about Sora being dead :/ wish people were more cautious about sharing Kingdom Hearts 4 leaks

... can we please stop leaving PP Up on the floor?!

it’s not hyperbole, JKR literally said support for HP is support for her transphobia and she uses the money she makes from it to TRY TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY if you watch that show please don’t ever speak to me again trans lives are more important than your fandom of a terrible human’s IP

A gin drinker will bite and bruise you on the first date

“We’re saying goodbye to Sora”