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"Oh I want all the ways to traumatize children" -Markiplier
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Listen to Sesamoid and Dead By Sunrise right now. Stop everything you're doing and listen to peak.
#SesamoidBand
#DeadBySunrise
over 1 year ago
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Matt G.
3 days ago
I knew what I had to.
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How. Was this. Design. Scraped????
3 days ago
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Dan Jones
4 months ago
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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dille
4 days ago
Hearing about bsky vs actually being on it are wildly different experiences lol
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Greg👍
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4 days ago
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Ockeroid
4 days ago
I added reverb to Alex Jone's saying "liberal" as a joke and it accidentally sounds like he's announcing a smash character
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konqi hater
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Happy 23rd Meteora
6 days ago
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autumn
7 days ago
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Lilah Sturges
7 days ago
Insta-blocking anyone who speaks positively about this show. Rowling is a bigot who is actively campaigning to make trans lives worse so if you watch this show I will assume you are a transphobe, end of.
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Ben Diskin
7 days ago
B.D.: I AM SO PROUD OF MY COOL SON!!!!
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The Butch Lesbian Character From The Simpsons
8 days ago
You can set pronouns separate from gender and chose what formal wear your mii prefers regardless of gender. Woke is so back.
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Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you? This will change eventually
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17 days ago
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Sexual intercourse this world, it's ye defecation, I crave death. Thou, I, everyone art female dog.
19 days ago
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TopSpin the Fuzzy
19 days ago
"I asked chatgpt for--" YEAH? well I asked my FRIEND and they not only gave me ACCURATE INFORMATION but also a COOL AND FUN ANECDOTE to go with it and then we had a BEER together so GET FUCKED idiot lmao
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jordan
12 months ago
watched the unfinished cut going round of the minecraft movie with some friends. there weren't any subtitles so we loaded the the twin peaks fire walk with me subtitles over it
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Semi Frequent Sonic Facts ❤️🦔
26 days ago
In Sonic Shuffle, E-102 Gamma is revived to participate in the festivities, and proves that despite being a robot, he is capable of cracking a cold one with the boys.
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Ashley Nichols
26 days ago
can things get better finally?
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KroboPro
29 days ago
After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
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Michaela Laws 📖🖋️Storyteller
29 days ago
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Willow 💧
about 1 month ago
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️⚧️
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4*
about 1 month ago
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PH
about 1 month ago
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸
9 months ago
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Far-Fetched
about 1 month ago
Prepare yourselves, freaks! In collaboration with YouTooz, the official Kira plushie is coming to set your lives ablaze on March 6th!
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Mortal Kombat On Ice™
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about 1 month ago
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Matt Orion
about 1 month ago
Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala
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docfunk
about 1 month ago
oh!
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vic! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ
about 1 month ago
regarding the recent news
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iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
about 2 months ago
Young women, queer communities, & people of color generate & popularize the culture that later becomes mainstream. Mocking fangirls is just misogyny dressed up as culture policing. Show me one artist who doesn’t want/rely on those demographics & I’ll show you a goddamn liar.
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Locket
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konqi hater
about 1 month ago
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Rory Blank
about 1 month ago
Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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God is a shithead And we're his rejects
about 1 month ago
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Marvel Rivals Official
about 1 month ago
Nothing is promised, everything is possible. 💥 Expect chaos and prepare for glory with Emma Frost's Black Queen of the Marauders costume, first appearing in Marvel Rivals Season 6. 🗓️ Available: February 19 at 6 PM PT with no time limit!
youtube.com/shorts/GrQT1...
#MarvelRivals
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Day 1 purchase
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about 1 month ago
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Supper Mario Broth
about 2 months ago
"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" is a meme started with a fan video in 2009, which got so popular Nintendo themselves referenced it repeatedly. However, the earliest instance of Luigi winning by doing nothing actually comes from a game and predates the meme by 5 years.
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Lilah Sturges
about 2 months ago
Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
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lettuce
about 2 months ago
🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️
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Discord's management is fucking brain dead
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about 2 months ago
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Legendarium
about 2 months ago
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❤️Mat!🖤
about 2 months ago
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧
about 2 months ago
pick up the ash and berries
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Katria Raden
about 2 months ago
generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023 people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭
about 2 months ago
God it annoys me when someone is like “I like this thing” and someone is compelled to say “Well I think it sucks” for no reason other than to be negative. Like I’m sorry you didn’t get the joy I did, but just because you’re a miserable bitch doesn’t mean we all have to be.
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Fake Muppet Show Guests
about 2 months ago
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Segata Sanshiro!
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I just got so excited I started to feel ill
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about 2 months ago
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Dave Capdevielle
about 2 months ago
Fully dressing like a mad scientist and laughing maniacally while I drop a handful of pasta into a pot of boiling water.
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I fucking loved Iron Lung
about 2 months ago
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