Wore himself out screaming from 4-6am. #cats #twerp

On high alert for sounds of kitchen activity. Those first two breakfasts weren't satisfactory. #caturday

If you make a wish on it, one finger curls and the wish will be granted but come with horrible consequences.

Trump hearing "cisgender" and thinking its "six genders" then getting all mad about it, thus forcing other Republicans to agree that the libs are now demanding there be six genders, is a perfect encapsulation of our Golden Age of Dickishness and Stupidity.

POV: I am completely hidden because *I* can't see anyone #cats #catsofbluesky

Reason #406 why my clothes will never be free of cat hair #caturday #cats

So maybe the 4am yowling is a attempt to frighten the spirits?

This sweet derp turns ten today. He screams regularly during the predawn hours, sleeps for sixteen hours at a stretch, and has the sustained attention span of a gnat. A perfect orange boy. #cats. #catsofbluesky

NOW!!!!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Queen of the jungle #cats

I think the current state of things is that you can delusionally attack the Pope OR post a meme of yourself as Jesus, but not one right after the other

There's a cat under there somewhere #caturday

Help. Me.

Brutal.

Morning Kittens

Friendly reminder that you're allowed to rest this weekend. #cats #catsofbluesky

snapped peas are just regular peas that have finally had enough of everyone’s bullshit

Quite often I think about the myriad opportunities available to us all on a daily basis to be absolutely shitty human beings for no good reason, and how the vast majority of us manage not to do that. Go, and I mean this perfectly sincerely, us.

When your cat and your throw blanket have the same coat pattern #cats #catsofbluesky

Starvation* is sapping her energy. Won't someone think of the torties?!? *she ate an early lunch ten minutes prior #cats #catsofbluesky

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Please exhume my remains if necessary.

He looks like he has a lot on his mind which is...unusual. #cats #catsofbluesky #whiskerswednesday

There's something a little off about the parrot on the right

Fuck ‘em.

Feels like at any point you can read a headline “Department of Winning spokesperson The Indian from The Village People selects his brother’s tow truck company for $300M government contract to abolish wokeness at Secret Santa workshops” and nobody does anything

It's like every day is the first day of Daylight Savings Time - exhausting.

Oh, did you want to use the fluffy blanket? I need it right now. Can you use the purple blanket? No, because I might need a second one. Huge risk of a chill on this 80 degree day. #cats

I had a productive evening planned but then this happened. #cats

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

This administration doesn't get enough credit for finding the least qualified people to fill every position.

Back when I was a teenager and slightly less raccoon shaped #throwbackthursday #cats #catsofbluesky

I feel seen

The real winners from the State of the Union address will be everyone who doesn’t watch it.

Quilt is a map of gerrymandering in NC #resist #quiltcon

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The resistance was beautifully on display at QuiltCon. #resist #quiltcon

American not only becoming a cult of personality but becoming the dumbest cult of personality in the history of the human species is a lot to process