I would definitely have competed in the Mr. Minneapolis pageant had I known about it

Disagree. It’s pretty clear

She said a good day Ain't got no rain She said a bad day's when I lie in bed And think of things that might have been

An anarchist is a liberal who gets mugged by the state

Finally, the escalation we needed, because dumpster fire is no longer an adequate metaphor

FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.

I'll leave it to someone else to point out that a public official named Calvin Ball is trying to stop the administration from playing Calvin Ball with our immigration system bit.ly/4a2VtHw

I'll leave it to someone else to point out that a public official named Calvin Ball is trying to stop the administration from playing Calvin Ball with our immigration system bit.ly/4a2VtHw

RIP 💔🕯️ After stepping away from acting for nearly 20 years, Wilson returned to the screen in 2023 with a role in the series Eleanor’s Bench, which became his final credited performance. Outside of Hollywood, Wilson served in the U.S. Army and was a Vietnam War veteran. people.com/demond-wilso...

my letter to the editor in the strib bulldog edition www.startribune.com/readers-writ...

your move, Tony Dokoupil

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com “Once the Border Patrol operated primarily in the shadows of the borderlands,” Reece Jones writes in a guest essay. “After watching neighbors tear gassed, pepper-sprayed and beaten while exercising their right to observe police activity, it is impossible to look away.”

Simply the most 70s logo ever created

A friend of mine has some thoughts for the folks back in his rural hometown that I think a lot of people could stand to hear. youtu.be/uhV55fiJwNo

Ice luminaries on Lake Nokomis, which is on a flight path from MSP airport. #ICEout

And we'll send in Tom Homan for damage control...

Keewaydin in Nokomis East, Minneapolis tonight, -5°

ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom

Because we are Jewish we have decided that sundown marks the end of our general strike day and we can go to the liquor store now

Here’s my paradigm for general strike businesses — it doesn’t have to be yours! — if you’re observing it, you’re golden. I’ll remember. (I’m actually bookmarking lists.) — if you’ve proven to be in community & indicated sincere reasons for staying open that include worker input, you get a pass.

I guess we've got enough ICE in Minnesota that Mother Nature feels confident in passing us by

immigrant innovation is often overlooked. witness the chilaquiles burrito from Tacos El Primo in Minneapolis

@maggiek.bsky.social are you going to stand for this libel?

Mood

Federal agents/troops: You realize that you're the redcoats in our current situation, right?

This really is incredible. Someone should estimate the cost per criminal of this operation minus those that MN prisons gave them

Guidon updated

Guindon updated

Guindon updated

By day and night he wrongs me, every hour He flashes into one gross crime or other That sets us all at odds. I’ll not endure it. His knights grow riotous, and himself upbraids us On every trifle.

yeah, no sh*t

Networking for a new job rn

Dear Momma, I pray this missive arrives post haste for I have news from the front. In one glorious moment lives were saved by the bravest among us. Though armed with real guns, Regime forces retreated in the face of overwhelming numbers. The Battle of Wrecktangle Pizza will live in us always.

Minnesota right now

Don't forget that behind many Wine Moms there's a Brewery Dad who's quietly excited to have an actual use for his 3D printer, install a dashcam, and drive aggressively. * *not an endorsement--please be careful out there

[Marge Gunderson voice]: They hate us 'cuz of our quality of life

“If we don't fight hard enough for the things we stand for, at some point we have to recognize that we don't really stand for them.” — Paul Wellstone

Um...

Someone should fix this

Honestly, this guy could easily pivot to being a character actor if this lifetime court appointment doesn't work out

Do they still sell the upside down clown cones at Baskin Robbins? Realizing I am now an adult and now no one can stop me from achieving my dreams.

When a Royce Lewis foul ball sails into the #MNTwins Pressbox and lands on your tray of peanut shells, the results look like this.

To be fair, this would be a very small mammoth... Thank you, 🇨🇦

Luckily, White House staff can huddle around Stephen Miller's heart to cool down (h/t first Reagan term)

Luckily, White House staff can huddle around Stephen Miller's heart to cool down (h/t first Reagan term)

“I adored them all. It was a magnificent cast." Prunella Scales is 93 today. #FawltyTowers #TVSky

My dad's alma mater, the University of Witwatersrand, is mentioned as one of the institutions suffering because of inexplicable funding cuts