discord is down and im getting the shakes

Hashtag my gay butt farts The Big Chungus

Broke my losing streak at prerelease today with a 2-1 Sultai B/G/U deck and then again going 1-1-1 with Jeskai and my homie @sadbots.bsky.social on witherbloom #secretsofstrixhaven. If you have the opportunity to play two headed giant in limited, do it. It's a fucking blast.

It is plain to see the look of potentiality on her face and understand, nay, fear our impending victories, dear reader. (We went 1-1-1.)

youtu.be/Ez9Emsj7cas WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS YUH YUH YUH WHERE COTTON'S KING AND MEN ARE CHATTLES UNION BOYS WILL WIN THE BATTLES RIGHT AWAY YUH YUH

Hey it's Confederate L day! Whistle Union Dixie while you work!

anyone got some recommendations for good penis music?

webber big naturals

Sometimes I'm the only parent on duty so I get to lock him the bathroom when I take a dump so it all evens out.

i do love being a dad and it is really cool that WFH allows me to be so present during his development but holy shit, i closed my door to get some focus and i can see his little ass fingers under it, trying to pry my door open. is there no escape?

first of these should be getting to folks by the weekend. thanks to everyone that ordered one!

lol hey everyone point and laugh i got got by the same rumor the rest of the world did. still fuckin mad about ai bloat tho

god i wish

if Microsoft's real intention is to force me to use Copilot by depreciating Windows 11, I think I may finally abandon Windows for Linux. I feel like i am taking crazy pills every time i read something about the direction MS is taking it's core products, to prop up this hype cycle.

some interesting new follows, i'm getting... appreciate yall but i am nowhere near as active as i was when my thesis research was ongoing. these days i mostly stick to disinformation counter-operations within a handful of discords and my local network.

Anthropic Claude wigs out if it reads that string

ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86

finished my gunpla

What do you guys think of my favorite card? Just made a frame for it

When I got the contract to write a history of concentration camps in 2014, I hoped to keep the US from ending up here. That didn't work out! But now it's critical to understand how much is already in process and the enormity of what's coming. The sooner we act to stop it, the more people we'll save.

Got a new shirt from my best friend

lmfao Google offered me a collage of the other attempts at this photo

Y'all know I keep that mf'ing thang on me

Only sexy people with strong passphrases can read this: Have a great weekend

If you like actually good art/photography and are cool you should follow my homie @speranza.photos. if you don't I'm coming to your house right now stay put I'm going to convince you, don't move

Departure Building, Acerra Spaceport. #arcraiders #photography

i think my computer is sick, it just barfed this at me

up late on a school night to play dinosaurs :)

Oil executives are just like dragons because they hoard incredible resources and they fucking love cars

gonna be seeing that motherfucker slip and fall and run away to his car in my mind for the rest of my life. permanently burned into the joy part of my retinas

The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished. I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy. Time to melt ICE.

Every single day, Magic: the Gathering inches closer to becoming Yu-Gi-Oh

NEOooooo THEY HAVE ROMANTISY WANKBAIT NOW YOU HAVE TO GET INTO MTG NEOOOOO

I can't believe we finally get to see Oko's cock & balls in Lorwyn Eclipsed

@goddammitsarah.bsky.social DUDE YOU HAVE TO PLAY MTG NOW. WE GOT CUMGUTTERS *AND* SALACIOUS BULGES HOLY SHIT

Oh my fucking god who cares

Hello

She's done, she works, in a box she goes and I hope my nephew likes it!

Made this for my nephew. Pretty proud of it even in its Mostly Complete state

yo @goddammitsarah.bsky.social we got sexy twunks in Magic Arena. Join usssssss

What am i cooking?

When a billionaire with major government contracts & ties to authoritarian governments calls to "Abolish the EU," it is not an ordinary political opinion. It is a foreign state actor hostile to European democracy, pushing terrorist rhetoric, and destabilizing regional security.

Anti-ICE poster spotted in Portland, Oregon

📣📣 ATTENTION TRANSIT RIDERS! I have been endorsed in my race for Congress in Illinois 9th District by two major transit unions representing thousands of our CTA train conductors and maintenance crews (ATU 308) and 10,000 CTA and Pace bus operators (ATU 241)!

My homie is in dire need of help, here in the winter season. Please donate if you can. gofund.me/9fbcb0efb

My homie is in dire need of help, here in the winter season. Please donate if you can. gofund.me/9fbcb0efb