Actually you know what, let me just

Bring back the ancient knowledge

it’s called Microsoft copilot 365 because when you see it you turn 365 degrees and crash it into a field in Pennsylvania so it won’t hit its intended target

webber big naturals

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

Ernest Shackleton: The Musical…ON ICE!

“Big Dogs” graphic formalwear

Mpreg Clive Owens “King Arthur” remake

has anyone said "bot con bubble" yet?

> Tenno, you need the kinetic siphon traps to make the child vulnerable to bullets

Oil executives are just like dragons because they hoard incredible resources and they fucking love cars

they got game changer in the heated rivalry cinematic universe

The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember: - Organized a city wide general strike - Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence - Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE - Flipped public opinion against ICE

okay if Joey is so great, why is Chandler the only FRIENDS character to get a search engine named them?

so....you're telling me there's no commisteroner gordon?

As it was foretold

Every single day, Magic: the Gathering inches closer to becoming Yu-Gi-Oh

*elon musk converting to mormonism* let that soak in

“Done is better than perfect” has been a guiding sentiment for me all year and I hope to continue following it

Maybe my favorite thing about being made from meat is that my skin can both be oily and dry at the same time. It’s a tremendous achievement of biology.

I don’t think I’m allowed to be married to a dude and *mad* about it, but I’m definitely •annoyed• about how much Depeche Mode has taken over my YouTube.

Movie theaters are the public transit of “Netflix and chill”

Every single person loudly baffled by “67” has at one time said “for shizzle”

That dipshit who said it was “cellar door” can eat my ass

Can you imagine the blowouts from tripping on your dicklace at the ancient Olympics en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme

Lionel Richie ran so Seal could fly

After I’m done with Kingdom Hearts I’m finally gonna play Fallout: New Vegas and you can’t stop me

Okay they got me there

zoomer therapist: would you say this week you felt more skibidi or more ohio?

Sick Transit, Gloria

Damn the Spider-Verse implies the existence of Spider-Tops and Spider-Bottoms

oh my god they're actually doing it

Disco themed arcade trickster with leisuredemain

In conclusion, the core thesis — and failure — of Princess Peach: Showtime! is that the best anyone can hope for from a monarchy is a return to the status quo.

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

RIP to one of the greatest of all time. Tom Lehrer is a reminder that even in the most dire circumstances, laughter is warranted. music.youtube.com/watch?v=cK75...

What the fuck

By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.

in the monad. straight up “jorkin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My Leibniz