Dutch late night TV has its take

Wes Streeting masturbates to reruns of The Bill

waka wake

Our tea in Cornwall. Tonight we dine like Wools.

The view to the left of me,and thee view to the right of me. Love cornwall.

I support Palestine Action This is an 'I am Spartacus' moment Please Repost

Later with Jools Holland: Self Esteem what a talent. That's all.

Leave the bed unmade ,condom wrapper on the side table,a ladies earring on the pillow if she still worries about the ice cream hit her with the loaf you baked.

I'm in Birkenhead we've been living like a post nuclear apocalypse since 1979 (Thatchers bloody Britain) you get used to it after awhile.

Private Eye exposing again the utter idiocy of our politics. This sums up *exactly* how Farage and Reform get rocket-boosted by a media, drunk on sensationalist nonsense. Unserious and irresponsible but it’ll be up to us to prove them wrong.

Don't normally bother with shite like this but I felt that a vote for Gary Lineker and him winning the award would annoy all the right people www.nationaltvawards.com/vote

On 7th May 2006, 19 years ago today, Duncan Ferguson scored his last goal for Everton at the age of 34 years 132 days as we drew 2-2 with West Brom. It was also the last game of the season 2005/06. ⚽️

@mrjamesob.bsky.social james what should be farages biggest political disaster,brexit,an economic disaster, the lies that were told promises broken should be something Starmer uses at every opportunity, as starmer will never beat him on anti immigration policy.

Kneecap manager Daniel Lambart on the band's controversial performance at Coachella

Wetherspoons 1 Sir Kier Starmer 0

Lovely walk that lad

Gary Lineker has said he is leaving Match of the Day because he felt the BBC wanted him to leave over his support for Palestine. If you support Gary, like. If you support Palestine, RT! He should not be forced out for speaking the truth, even if the BBC don't want to hear it.

Mark Carney tells a story about Pope Francis

Doucouré into the records book for quickest goal ever at Goodison ⚽️ and latest away winning goal ever for Everton in the Premier League ⚽️ COYB ! 💪💙

I f*cking despise @evertonfc.com’s ticketing system. Actual piece of shit.

How many times will rachel Reeves mention 'working people' on kuensberg today

Posted this on the day of the UK General Election last July and made a few Starmerites VERY angry indeed. Contrary to popular belief this is not meant to be one specific person, it was just based on (practically verbatim) centrist cope I'd seen to that point. How's it going for you now, superstars?

'Get Carter'starting on BBC 2 right now .Best British gangster movie ever.

Best thing the mail has ever wrote!

The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

I think unfortunately the present political climate allows people to voice opinions they would otherwise keep too themselves.we need the left to speak up,another rock against racism,a red wedge. No pasaran .

What da Fuck! Got it right … down to the kecks !

Should have had a side bowl of chips with that Brian

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I love Ian Hislop but it’s worth noting that most of us would balk at the prospect of publicly admonishing a wrongdoer whose conduct you condemn in this way. I did it once to the UKIP/Reform/Brexit twerp Richard Tice but that took exactly zero guts. This is speaking truth to actual power…

@davetm.bsky.social thought I could live without pics of undercooked CoT,obvs not

@michaelhearty.bsky.social ex white lion phil

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.socialwhy am I pursuing an abusive relationship.