I’m out of Mechanicus Standard Gray rattle can so I can’t do any #paintingwarhammer with this fella, but I think I’ve fixed my issues with the Rogal Dorn by beefing up the rear end and swapping the turret. I do have a Hellhound I can work on, though, and my grenadiers #warhammercommunity

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Ennio Morricone in the closing ceremony 🤌🏻

Yup

Got another Krieg grenadier done, and redid the hellgunner with the classic cable look. It was a pain but I’m glad I did it, even if it means I now have to do it on three more guys. But all pains are worth it for cool minis. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

If a judge ever wrote something this mean about one of my arguments I’d simply die which is why I strive to make only good faith arguments supported by sound legal principles

I missed this real banger of an opinion yesterday from judge sunshine sykes (the best-named judge), vacating the BIA ruling on mandatory immigration detention

Finished a third grenadier. Progress is slow, but it feels good to get some infantry in there with the tanks I’ve been doing #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Several irons in the fire today, including basecoats on the Macharius, Hellhound, Destroyer and another Leman Russ, plus work continues on my Death Korps grenadiers. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Roses are red, These assholes are so embarrassing, ahistorical, and racist.

Something that I’ve learned about myself recently is that apparently I really like painting rivets, which might explain why I stopped work on the basilisk (zero rivets left to paint) to take up this Macharius (many rivets) #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

the funniest part is the insinuation that America hasn’t been extremely racist towards the Irish for like, 85% of its history

Trust? In ICE? Hahahahahahahaha

If I had to bet on the main thing that has radicalized people against "ai," and I am talking about the way that branding is CURRENTLY BEING USED, not whatever specialized ML utility you may have found for it, it would be in apps and tech they already use being made worse and/or inoperable by it

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

It do be like this sometimes #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Here we go, proof of concept! Krieg Grenadiers Sgt/Watchmaster (Scions/Kasrkin proxy). Just need to source a suitably spec ops backpack for him. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #imperialguard

My goal, always, is to batch paint infantry, but I can’t help myself from finishing one early as proof of concept. Should have the sergeant done tonight or tomorrow #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Extremely WIP, but here’s proof that I’m still doing warhammer this week, even though it’s been a few days since I’ve had a finished project to share currently on the bench: Krieg Grenadiers/Kasrkin, Artemia pattern Hellhound #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

You must answer one simple question before you enter my Super Bowl party

Me when NBC plays the greatest theme song of all time, from “The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.,” during the Olympics

Finally got some shots of my other Mars Alpha (Horus Heresy) Leman Russ tonight! Really happy with how this pair turned out. Now I can turn my attention to finishing the Basilisk, a Taurox I forgot I had, and rebasing/touching up 50 battle line infantry 😅 #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Oh, were there other, less racist things, senator?

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

The “leader of the free world” retweeting video clips without watching what’s in them would almost be worse, to be honest

the thing is Lindsey Vonn absolutely does not need to do this. She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time. And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"

Calling the Demolisher #done. Some of my best work, if I do say so myself. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #imperialguard

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

The new tanks are ready, more or less, for weathering. Feel free to share your best tips, because I haven’t done any weathering in a year or so and feel I slightly over weathered my previous batch of tanks. #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #imperialguard

I remember when the American Dream was buying a house and retiring at around 60 and now it’s just hoping to see some old fuck stroke out on live TV.

“The Bible is only talking about individuals and not the government when it says to be kind to others” is an insane argument in favor of government cruelty but also IF THATS HOW YOUR WORLDVIEW WORKS WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING SO MANY OTHER GOVERNMENT LAWS BASED ON OTHER BIBLE STUFF

The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.

Remember how I was painting several new tanks? Well, I still am - kind of - but I decided partway through to refurbish my completed tanks. Here are the results, with new John Hodgson backdrops to make them extra fancy! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #JHbackdrops

Finally I can handle my banking and job applications with the same app

For my bluesky followers who are fully free of the other place, you missed out on something very funny that happened this weekend: yes, you can now apply to be a federal prosecutor by X DM!

Did I go from hopeless to expert in an hour? No. But I’m getting warmer! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Felt highly motivated thus afternoon and decided to tackle a long, LONG-time white whale, lenses and lens glare. I’ve never been able to figure it out. Here’s an hour’s worth of attempts - I think I’m starting to get the hang of it? #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

the sudden and masculine urge to paint every tank in my collection (except the superheavies lmao) >>> #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Did a bit of weathering and stole a Krieg artilleryman from my field artillery battery (I’ll replace him later not to worry). We’re getting close! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

“Buckle up, you’re about to read the dumbest thing you’ve read in awhile” (I did not read it)

Got a bit of bleed-through on my exterior primer that I need to clean up, but the basilisk interior is mostly done! I’m kinda half assing it since it’ll only be partially and dimly visible, but the concept of interior detail is extremely fun. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

This is my first time building a model with a detailed interior and it’s so dang fun. Can’t wait to get some paint on this baby tonight. #warhammeratwork #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

today’s #warhammeratwork: a 30k Basilisk I’m hoping to crank out in time to finish with the current batch of tanks I’m working on #warhammercommunity

We are making progress! #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #imperialguard #deathkorpsofkrieg

Two down, and I think I’ll do one more Russ in this batch of tanks, even though I also have a Malcador, Macharius, Destroyer tank hunter, and (gulp) Baneblade still to do That’s a problem for another time. I can only do so many rivets before going insane. #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity

Getting caught up on Stranger Things and delighted that the penultimate episode features the pride of Trinity University (my alma mater), the Butthole Surfers

It took probably over an hour to do all the panel lining for one (1) Leman Russ. I am remembering why it’s been such a long time since I’ve painted any vehicles 😅 #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #imperialguard

After doing three Leman Russes and a sentinel about nine months ago I took a looooong break from vehicles because let’s face it, recess shading 8,000 rivets isn’t particularly interesting or fun. Got a pretty significant backlog. *cracks knuckles* it’s time #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity

hey, as a former prosecutor, I’ve got a secret to tell y’all about cops they hate it when you point cameras at them. Like, a lot. Probably almost as much as they hate guns being pointed at them, if you can believe that they love bullying people who film them Hope this helps

They gonna do a moment of silence at the games tomorrow or are those reserved for grifting Nazi podcasters?