There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today

The Avenger Strike Fighter is coming together surprisingly quickly! What I love about this design is that it reminds me of the classic Naboo N-1 from Star Wars. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

The “Freedom Plane” exhibition is in town - a collection of documents from the National Archives including the Treaty of Paris, Articles of Association, etc, and the speeches at the opening ceremony are making my eyes roll so hard I’m afraid they’ll stick. My sense of patriotism is dead, so dead

Cornyn is exactly the kind of guy it's fun to say goodbye to, after Trump ruins him. He ate shit constantly, just guzzled more and more of Trump's shit -- knowing it was shit, but thinking maybe this one last shit milkshake would save him. It never does. www.chron.com/texas/articl...

Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father. Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?

And that’s the Voss Lightning mostly done too! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

A slow day at work makes a good day to build some minis. I have a couple of fliers to assemble, starting with this Avenger Strike #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

A lot of you are missing the most obvious follow-up angle to this: If and when Don Jr.'s ex-wife ties the knot with Tiger Woods, there is no chance in the world the big man is missing that one

My wife, museum educator and historian extraordinaire, has brought to my attention the plight of Tillamook’s Hangar B, one of the world’s largest wooden structures and - as relevant to me - a WWII airship hangar. You can donate here www.gofundme.com/f/help-save-...

he really thought he had something here

At long last, I’ve finished up the Centaur! It’s a fun kit, but I probably won’t do another for a long while. I paint tanks to take a break from painting infantry, damn it! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #steellegion

Remembering when the big reason why everyone switched to using Google over, say, Yahoo, was that Google was nice and clean and just gave you results. That was all we ever wanted. Making us have to sift through other shit to find what we want is basically daring us to finally use something else.

Still a bit of work to do, but the #steellegion Centaur is coming together! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

The exterior is still VERY WIP, but I’ve mostly finished the troop compartment for my Centaur. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

it’s hey jude, saved you a click (seriously tho?)

The first of my new Hippogryphs is done! It took a bit longer than expected as I had to relearn my Steel Legion scheme, but I’m happy with the results, and proud to paint the ARMAGEDDON battalion box in the manner intended! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Always true

It’s an Armageddon battalion box, I’m contractually obligated to paint them as Steel Legion 🤷🏼‍♂️ #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

*Saruman voice* “we have work to do” #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

When I was in law school, working for the Justice Department was this prestige career that students dreamed about having someday. Now, Trump has so thoroughly poisoned its reputation that it’s dangling $25K to get people to *consider* jobs that literally thousands of lawyers would have killed for.

Grotesque! Sickening!

Still #WIP, but it’s always very gratifying to nail an eyeball like I just did on Commissar Gaunt #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Not a dramatic amount of progress today, but did finish the necromancer for my #Mordheim Undead band. Still a couple dregs, two dire wolves and a ghoul to do, but coming along nicely! #warhammerconmunity #paintingwarhammer

He is not in this frame. He's going to get this rebound and dunk it.

Some better shots of Clive Owen Major Rawne. Bragg next, although I’m still working on the Mordheim band too. And of course I have an Armageddon battalion box coming Saturday. The pile of shame never shrinks! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Need to finish up the base and get some better photos, but the first of Gaunt’s Ghosts is done, and it’s Major Rawne! He came out looking very Clive Oweney? But I’m not mad about it. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Christian values according to X:

Google, was James Buchanan a good president? Oh. Oh no.

Finished the vampire for my forthcoming Undead #Mordheim warband. The fabulous Karlina Von Carstein limited edition sculpt. A joy to work with! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

And now for something completely different! A dear friend who passed in 2020 left behind this fantastic (but unpainted) Undead warband for #Mordheim. I’m taking a break from Krieg (despite the huge backlog) to knock it out. Really happy with it so far! #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity

The endorphin kick I got remembering that I preordered this book about the zeppelin L-59 back in October and it comes out Monday 🤌🏻🤌🏻

It’s been a minute (work, etc) but we’re back to #paintingwarhammer. Finished up another squad of Krieg I’ve had on my desk for ages, bringing my total for battle line infantry to 60 (not all pictured). And I got an Avenger Strike Fighter in the mail this week! #warhammercommunity

Guard releases feeling a bit like

Watching a Great War Aviation Society lecture with the great Peter Hart, who promises to keep things light and avoid “rivet counting” but insists on giving the serial numbers for every plane he mentions 😂😂

I have a hard time accepting that Jamie Dornan was the best they could do for Aragorn

I know nothing about “just war” theory, does it absolve blowing up a girls school because Ayatollah bad?

Prosecutors are not investigators. They’re not supposed to be witnesses. Any time prosecutors show up at a “crime scene” it’s a stunt, not an investigation. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

lol

This is where we’ll have to leave it for a few days - I still need to add a couple of details to the Centaur, and work up a nice big Krieg banner to raise the target profile a tad, but I have a huge argument this week that’s going to preclude me from hobbying #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

I’m really pleased with how the Lord Solar proxy is shaping up, but I literally had a nightmare last night about dropping it and shattering it to pieces. It’s all resin, mostly recast, that barely fit together the first time. If it ever drops it’s a goner 😅 #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

They’ve tried nothing and they’re fresh out of ideas

Marathon? I’m sure every hour in JD’s presence must feel like an eternity - but come on, he just got there.

/3 in short, as a career criminal defense attorney who strongly supports due process and the presumption of innocence, I say: stop with your bullshit

First crew painted up and in place (he’s still missing an arm with a data slate but you get the idea). Print by tinylegend. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Nothing like painting something right up to ten minutes before it's due to go up 😅

The Lord Solar proxy is advancing! Still need to do 3-4 crew and a big ol flag but I like how it’s coming together. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer