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This is where we’ll have to leave it for a few days - I still need to add a couple of details to the Centaur, and work up a nice big Krieg banner to raise the target profile a tad, but I have a huge argument this week that’s going to preclude me from hobbying #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

I’m really pleased with how the Lord Solar proxy is shaping up, but I literally had a nightmare last night about dropping it and shattering it to pieces. It’s all resin, mostly recast, that barely fit together the first time. If it ever drops it’s a goner 😅 #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

They’ve tried nothing and they’re fresh out of ideas

Marathon? I’m sure every hour in JD’s presence must feel like an eternity - but come on, he just got there.

/3 in short, as a career criminal defense attorney who strongly supports due process and the presumption of innocence, I say: stop with your bullshit

First crew painted up and in place (he’s still missing an arm with a data slate but you get the idea). Print by tinylegend. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Nothing like painting something right up to ten minutes before it's due to go up 😅

The Lord Solar proxy is advancing! Still need to do 3-4 crew and a big ol flag but I like how it’s coming together. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

I hardly ever do this, but I made a campaign contribution today to my former mock trial coach Chari Kelly, who is running for a seat on the Texas Supreme Court. Chari is amazing and if you live in Texas please give her your vote (and consider contributing if able!) charikelly.com?hash=01KNYN2...

Still WIP but coming together! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

So I’m going to have the old FW marshal, based off the Karl Kosinski artwork, in the back of the Centaur. But I’m scared to paint his leather coat. If you have a good tutorial for painting that much leather, please send it my way! #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity

Progress! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

“What about a lord Solar proxy?” “You’ve already had it” “We’ve already had one, yes. What about second lord Solar proxy?” Here’s my progress on second lord Solar proxy #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

a consistent feature of these guys is that they go “I have an amazing idea nobody ever thought of before” and the reason nobody ever thought of it before is that is astoundingly world-historically stupid and evil

I did no painting this weekend for the first time in awhile and I feel terrible about it. Must atone tonight.

Not to give them the benefit of the doubt because we’ve known who Kanye is for awhile, but It was two years ago, and Apparently the website didn’t transition to selling swastika t-shirts until the day after the Super Bowl? I don’t remember the ad and completely missed the controversy

Onto the next project - Lord Solar proxy! Need to print a standard bearer to get it yo to a similar height as the Leontus model. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #deathkorpsofkrieg

I finished the Macharius last night. I’ve wanted this kit since I was a kid, so it feels great to check that one off the list. It’s been a very productive couple of months, as the second picture attests! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #imperialguard #deathkorpsofkrieg

“Hey, shoot that guy” #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

it’s wild that the most embarrassing member of the current Court wasn’t appointed by Trump

I mean, good, but it’s still a sign of profound dysfunction if this isn’t 9-0. A justice who will sign off on this is effectively announcing there’s nothing too flagrantly unconstitutional to get their blessing if a Republican president does it.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

This is BlueSkyism at its worst and is, in part, why it is hard for the #AppellateTwitter ethos to take hold here and on any platform anymore. No one who knows Mark's reporting can doubt his care and solicitude towards the trans community.

You may not like it, but this is what peak Warhammer 40K tank design looked like #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

You may not like it, but this is what peak Warhammer 40K tank design looked like #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

yes, most of what you know about the civil war came from people who weren’t there and had an agenda (shelby foote-esque southern sympathizers). people who were there described it as a jihad against the satanic plantation aristocrats

Average union soldier memoir: "at first I was like I signed up for this war, but is it really worth it? Then I saw the reality of chattel slavery and I had to be physically restrained from slaughtering every white southerner I encountered"

Not *quite* done but definitely making great progress on the Macharius #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

the ultimate bachelor weekend I envisioned for myself with my wife out of town took longer to materialize than I’d hoped thanks to work, but I’m hoping to knock out my long-suffering Macharius with a full day of work tomorrow #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity

Boring Until Fascism

Wow wow wow. Pa Supreme Court just ruled that mandatory life without parole for second-degree murder is unconstitutional.

But it wasn’t all just kicking back and watching Adepticon, I finally finished my Krieg Grenadiers! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #deathkorpsofkrieg #imperialguard

RIP my wallet #warhammercommunity #adepticon

I’m sorry STEEL LEGION FOR REAL?

I dropped my wife off at the airport less than two hours ago and I’m already sitting on my couch eating carry out from a place called Fat Shack pumping quiet riot from the TV while I wait for the Adepticon Warhammer 2026 preview stream to kick on how quickly man goes feral

Reader I have once again overpromised and under delivered - the grenadier squad, alas, is not done. But I did finish the 8th member of 10, and I’m very pleased with him. Longtime collectors will note the backpack from the original Cadian HWT #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

that’ll fix it

It begins! (also, I was bummed about the Baneblade hull not working out so I eBay rescued a complete Baneblade, it’ll be here Wednesday, I have a problem, don’t talk to me and don’t tell my wife) #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

History’s greatest athletic feats are performed not by professional athletes but by nerds facing the prospect of a fully painted miniature and a full pot of wet AK muddy ground falling towards the floor in the same instant (saved them both 😎)

I went to YouTube to watch Vince Gill’s version of Take it to the Limit and instead had my day lowkey ruined by discovering this 🤢

Trying to be a bit more disciplined with painting my infantry (I’ve just been having too much fun painting tanks and just keep wanting to paint tanks) so I knocked out two more Krieg grenadiers and made great progress on a third. I think they’ll be done by week’s end #paintingwarhammer

update: the $200 baneblade model was warped and in trying to fix it I made it unfixably worse It’s a $200 shadowsword now

Wife: I paid $100 for a facial, I hope that’s ok Me: darling this Baneblade you see in my hands cost — Wife: I don’t want to know Me: — $200. You’re good

This fucker is so fucking brazen. He knows there are only four other living presidents and that this is an incredibly easy fact-check for a modestly talented reporter, and he lied anyway …wait I just realized that he might *not* know there are only four other living presidents, fuck

introspection is indeed bad for business because you might realize you are a horrible person

My sister in law sent me a link today to an open “army and battlefield painter” job at GW and was like, “You should apply!” And I was incredibly flattered but had to explain that me applying to paint professionally for GW would be like the time Dennis and Mac tried out for the Eagles