Feeling very retro standing in the queue for cash.

Yes

It me! "...loves sunbathing, ear massages, butter, and cuddles."

100% true.

My tribe

🐟🌮🍤🌮🐔🌮🥩🌮🍣🌮🦑🌮🥑🌶️🌮

One of my favourite facts: a single spaghetti noodle is called a spaghetto

Love that Corgi 🤣🐶

I'm sorry but there's nothing "weird" about a Fluffernutter.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

With my cat it's an hour before. Dinner used to be at 5pm now I'm lucky if I can hold them off til 11am!

Sleep at night is stupid. Naps during the day are glorious.

100% true

😭🥰

I feel you, Lucy!

Meanwhile...

Name something orange that makes you smile 🧡

You didn't need a video of animals eating popcorn, but here you go 🍿😎💙

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />🌎< (All hail our bunny overlords)

Now all I can think about is fried clams... the Scots fry everything except clams!

I feel this way, too, but sadly I am at work and my boss didn't really approve.

Good morning here is your emergency sloth

A short recap of Jason Varitek’s career.

I'm thinking of getting a watermark that says "written with the assistance of Charlie". He often "supervises" my work. 🐾

I feel it in my soul.

Me tryna explain Fat Bear Week to all my non-online colleagues.

The teeth marks alone make it collectable!

I like how my brain will ignore important stuff but suddenly remember a song from ‘97 perfect.

Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old tomorrow. I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.

I'm agree

"Please hold, all of our voids are busy right now, your screams are very important."

Beink an Cate: Noe Imb donut haff 9 lifes an Imb cannodt see in toadal dark, wye wud yuo eben tink dis? So treet me carefulley an donut stebb yur fat hooman asse on me wen yuo arr walkink to de bathroomb at nite. Jeebus funckin crise. #catsofbluesky #cats #catswithjobs

...because I need cat fur in my tissues. #cat #catsofbluesky

I've lived in Scotland for 2+ decades and, therefore, have only a few "firsts" left available to me. Today, however, was my first macaroni pie.

This is correct. 🍎

I can't even begin to process this. Feels like grounds to unfollow.

I spent a very pleasant half hour reading these and realising my family holidays are pretty tame!

Easy. Mashed potatoes. Have never liked them.

Add cats and this is pretty much me, yup.

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I'd have one

Ewe don't want to miss this fantastic thread

Bunt.