He’s a writer and a journalist in the same way he’s a woman. In his own mind. What a twat Euan Is. He gets angry when this is pointed out to him. Truth is a harsh mistress.

“AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER. Terry took Death’s arm and followed him through the doors and on to the black desert under the endless night. THE END” We still miss him and his work so much but he left us so much to enjoy. Such a legacy, such a man.

The press don’t need to make stuff up about the Gap-Toothed Tit Whisperer to make him look ridiculous - he’s perfectly capable of doing that himself with his grasp of economic policy.

Did pasties for dinner. I add grated garlic and chopped parsley to my filling mix - totally inauthentic and would horrify a Cornishman like @drpaulitious.bsky.social but bloody hell it makes them taste nice.

Greed for money, fame, power, significance, everything.

Oh this will be bloody great.

2 of my favourites, @neilkbrand.bsky.social and @kermodemovie.bsky.social on the same podcast. Can’t wait to listen.

Happy hump day 🍄‍🟫🍄🤭 📸 #theflowershow

Alphaville made some great records. Unfortunately, this isn’t one of them.

I vividly remember the first time I heard this listening to the Top 20 on the Sunday of one of the May Bank Holidays in 1978. One of an absolute slew of timelessly brilliant singles that were in the charts then.

"We had enormous fun doing Bagpuss. If you listen carefully, you can hear us giggling..." Meet Sandra Kerr, who brought Bagpuss & Co to life with her music... www.radiotimes.com/tv/drama/bag...

NEWS! 6th anniversary of Covid outbreak provides perfect opportunity for conspiracy-minded simpletons to identify themselves

Good morning! This week's theme is Mist and Fog. ----- 'Aldwych, Bush House, Winter' by Michael Alford michaelalford.co.uk

Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Once it became clear that the school was next door to an IRGC base that had been targeted - and was on land once part of the base - this was always the likeliest explanation. It raises considerable questions about the US military's 'data-driven' target selection. Done by AI? By humans?

Christ. The prices. They were worth nicking if you were a burglar. These days I suppose it’s phone snatching that supports a skag habit.

I'm sure it's just a massive coincidence that they used all the same words, ideas and punctuation.

What a load of tripe.

Oh Yeah

Quality item. Yet another reason why 1978 was the best year the singles charts ever saw.

@stevenc63.bsky.social You read this Christopher Snowdon piece from a couple of years ago? quillette.com/2022/06/18/m...

Indeed. That such a bunch of economically and scientifically ignorant ideological weirdos can persuade people that they’re worthy of being elected says much.

Silly of me but I can't resist; actually they are, same as white people

www.bbc.com/news/article... Anti Science, Business & Carbon reduction position We need nuclear to decarbonise with predictable power bills for Business, Greens don't care for predictability or Business. To get any new energy intensive factories in UK you need nuclear. We won't under their plans.

Wednesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Wonder which Newcastle player is selling it?

Blimey. Saints getting into their stride again. Obviously I will be polite and not make mention of this to @andymack.bsky.social

Mum and dad both grammar school kids but neither went to uni. I was the first in the family to do so. Now a late middle-aged very middle-class cliché with every box ticked.

Anything on here regarding the Good Laugh Society’s latest knock back and subsequent inevitable grifting?

Photoshop job, unfortunately.

That’s right, folks. The halfwit gap-toothed tit-whisperer thinks it’s OK for a bunch of loons from a proscribed organisation to break into private premises and use a sledgehammer to assault a police officer. We know he’s an ideological imbecile; it’s that he seems to be so happy to demonstrate it.

Back in stock!

Helicopter parents "STRIKE" ... @theonion.com

Behold. My most recent card. For it is a grumpy as fuck cat #onbrand

I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one. It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.

Been repairing things with this today. Astoundingly good stuff - polymerise it in seconds with a UV torch, wipe off the air-inhibition layer with some meths and job’s a good ‘un. Sticks like shit on a blanket, flexible, does perished rubber and neoprene. I’ll probably find more uses for it.

TCP actually stands for the stuff’s active ingredient - trichlorophenylmethyliodosalicyl.

Lizzie Rizzini wearing a racy zip-up dress and flashing her stocking tops doing the weather on the Six O’Clock News and all the dads have had to have a lie-down in a darkened room whilst they recover. If she’s setting out her stall as Carol Kirkwood’s replacement she’s making a strong showing.

North London will be lively this evening with all the Man U fans celebrating as they take the walk or tube home from the Emirates.

Burns Night. Looking forward to eating a bag of minced eyeballs, eyelids, glands, tubes, sphincters, nads, foreskins, lips and ears.

Barclay James Harvest on 6Music??

Senior Republicans have apparently warned Trump that if he continues with his Greenland shit, his presidency will be ended by impeachment.

Some of Dolly Parton is 80 today.

Bloody cheek. I have never owned a Gibbo.

Bill Watterson is my favorite cartoonist. I adored the relationship btw Calvin and Hobbes as a child. But as I've gotten older, these strips feel even more tender and insightful. My respect for him grew when I learned of his stance against merchandising. Such principles are almost unheard of today.

Nine examples of everyday technologies in 2005. Which do you think is the most likely to have DISAPPEARED in 2047? Pick ONE :) cc @cs4fn.bsky.social cs4fn.blog/2026/01/12/t...

All boxes ticked.