Econ 101? Supply and Demand? The titans of industry aren't doing that anymore?

You smug, self-satisfied turd. Please for the love of God tell me that you considered the possibility that Lucy is going to yank the football right before you get a chance to kick it

I think they know what to do 🧨

Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

HBD to the legend

There is still hope.

Jiminy Cricket on this dude's shoulder screaming and hammering him with that tiny umbrella, just dying to be heard

@thelouvreof.bsky.social this is still my favorite ever experience on this app

Perfect use for the shrively spuds that have barely made it through the winter in storage. Sorry to the kid that sticks their finger through the rotten one

What the Fuck, Chuck?

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’

Followed by the one and only Luca (sp?) Doncic WHAT AN HONOR

With Trump playing Whack a Mole with the law and creating a cloud of confusion, many thanks to @jamellebouie.net for the grounding.

2025: Fuck It, We're Wearing Running Loafers Now

Tonight so many Millenial parents gonna fall asleep trying to watch Mulholland Drive for the first time in twenty years

wtf was I just served

The time is now

CONSIDER ARIZONA STATE

Dry January starts on the 2nd I don't make the rules

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Loved this piece. May Sonny Rollins live to 194. 58 Jazz Luminaries Assembled for This Photo. Only One Remains. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social couldn't have said it better

Maybe my favorite Onion headline

I'm sorry, I'm not calling it a skeet

cc: @rodger.bsky.social my god

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