Cars are passing by, no one stops to meet MELIA. You can see she's just tired of shelter life. Over 810 days. Shes only 3.5 years old. Needing a quiet Adult only home, no dogs. 🥺 💻[email protected] 🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter ☎️(516) 785-5220 📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793

Congratulations to @sirmichael.bsky.social on receiving the Dojo Peace Prize, a much bigglier prize than the FIFA one given to Donald J Trumpet blower (his own). Sensei was most impressed by how Sir Michael never made any blows against his opponents and even let the rug win on at least 8 bouts.

Michael!! Put the planets back immediately. No wonder all the sciencetists are going on about global warming. You've moved Earth closer to the Sun! It's your fault the icecaps are melting.

It's December. The goal is to find MELIA a home for Christmas. We can do this. Over 810 days waiting. Poor baby. A quiet adult only home, no dogs, cats are ok. 3.5 years old, around 50 lbs. Come on New York! Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793

@gracedent.bsky.social What a great asset you are to Masterchef, so lovely to see someone not nagging at the chefs to hurry up all the time. Just keep Mr Whisker in mind 😂😂https://x.com/i/status/1989507133516165483

If @sirmichael.bsky.social were to take part in the Village Traitors, would he be a Faithful or a Traitor? (I expect the answer will be yes).

Had a lovely swim this morning; shame it was on the High Street on the way back from the shop though.

Sweet dreams with Mini Uni

Had tooth taken out today; Tooth Fairy declined it as a slum dwelling. On the plus side, to counter the loss of weight and inability to eat properly I have taken to a diet of mint aero today.

Loving La Voix on #Strictly - dancing AND banter, excellent.

www.msn.com/en-gb/foodan... @hadenoughnow.bsky.social and @gruntleigh.bsky.social I like this.

This is what the MSM won’t show you. (Not enough clicks!) Just like the riots last year, it’s about the community coming together to ‘look after their own’. 💕

Only 153 days to Christmas, so I have been doing face yoga to reduce my turkey neck #justincase

Adorbs!!! White Cockatoo dancing with his dad. @muffy.bsky.social @muddycat.bsky.social @muddlesdog.bsky.social @sassytheminpin.bsky.social @gobycat10.bsky.social 😄🎶🤍🦜

Rare photo showing the actual royal family and true rulers of the UK sneaking out of Buckingham Palace ;) (Jemmis the duck and her kids being told to hop it and being marched back to the lake in St. Jame's Park, 1962)

Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog.. Wait for it…. 😂🤣

Back in the good old days when cats were expected to earn their keep.

Poor Ravioli has been at the shelter for a long time. 💔 He's very handsome and wants affection badly, but he's prone to getting overstimulated. Posting in hopes that maybe a quiet, cat-savvy person in Vermont might see this! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

Projection graffiti 🤍

youtu.be/7iGeIH06nPo?... Sweet Waffles needs a home !

Hey y’all- this pup is getting only 27 reposts and that won’t save his sweet life! I need my village here! We can do this! Reposts needed- his life is worth it!

Please please please send this to anyone and everyone you know in the Temple Hills, MD area. 💔

Bit harsh on Bristol.

Still putting my old letters from me to Mom together, now up to cataloguing 1996, the year in which "I was blown down Wind street faster that Linford Christie on steroids". Unlike 2025, the year in which I threw breakfast all over myself. 😂

Looking back at more letters from me to Mom, this back in 1987. Happy days.

Have just been reading some old letters from me to Mom, back in 1985. That was the year I pulled a muscle putting on some tights ffs 😂

My concessionary travel card has arrived. I might be offended if the bus driver recognises me 😱🤣 #hangoverbadhairday

After my father's funeral my sister and I have agreed on a natural burial each, but if there is no room for that we are to scatter my ashes in the ice cream isle of Tesco.

Trevor has inspected the box. It was good.

Had to go to Swansea today, admiring the new look of the town's shopping experience. However, the vibrations on the bus back were like a free massage session and well worth the bus fare.

What a terrible choice of music for Pete's tango; I was half expecting Sarah and Vito to come out dancing the rhumba to The Wurzels. #Strictly

Just been to Dad's to sort out his meds for the week and tidy up a bit. Thinking I might need to swap my car for a hovercraft #StormBert

First "tweet", what do we call it here? @hadenoughnow.bsky.social howdy. Dad OK, just change to meds so needing to go there more often. Trying to find out who is on here to add to my faves. Back later.