@thebeargeologist89.bsky.social Geology is sexy. Let's go back 14000 years & watch the Missoula floods together. Or let's kiss 15 million years ago & watch the Clarkia Fossil Bowl form 🏔️

🤤🤤🤤 #gayart

With all due respect to the stone perfection of this actor's delivery, his involuntarily eye-watering attempt at hypnosis sadly fell apart when I was reminded that, in America at one time, there was a brand of cigarettes called "Spud".

TFW you discover a year-old text thread you had with a cute San Francisco veterinarian, and you know you didn't fuck him but it takes a half hour of research to remember how you got his number🤔

I spent a half hour today rescuing our building from a coffee-less disaster by doing a deep-clean of our De Jong Duke Lua machine, ridding the brewer unit motor assembly and grinders of unground beans and inches of built-up coffee grounds. I feel masculine and potent. Bring your body close to mine

Met the sexy, fuzzy, blind, incurably workaholic @richardfairgray.bsky.social at a con Saturday & immediately thought: [Steve Martin gif] Heyyyy, this guy's GOOOOOD …& wondered: how do I get me an instant Fairgray library? Why pledge at the $80 level OF COURSE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bla...

@steveellisxxx.bsky.social, 2010 05 #man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography

Thomas Eakins get out of history and get in my bed

Danny Fitzgerald: Swim Hole, New York, 1964

hey man would you like to go to an American fast casual restaurant and talk about the void at the edge of things

A vendor at work asked if I wanted some of their branded swag, and I said no thank you, until he sent me a picture of their stocking cap...and I realized: It's the Kurt Vonnegut's Asshole™ tuque

Who likes a hairy muscle otter peach 😈

I think it's important not to misunderstand what these social media platforms are. They are not public arenas where we bravely take on reactionary forces in honorable combat. They are apps that expose you to stress and thereby simulate the feeling of having done something useful

@paulbearhoeven.bsky.social knows how to eat cake 🤤 Want to see what else we did? Go to the sites 😉

Richard is your home for Classic Dick

Wanna come see my dicks in person?

Lyle Lovett performing "Bears" (Steven Fromholz), 1998 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T4S...

Fracisco, Toronto, 2009 12. #man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography

On Wednesday we wear tighty whities

try my emotional support nip

Picture commissioned by geumgeun! It's been a while since I did one of these!

Happy Holidays 🥵

Santa and Mr Claus. Merched... For the season... 🎅🌲 www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1555... www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5392...

You will be visited by 3 spirits.

Just did shoulders if you're into that

As soon as the generals and the politicos can predict the motions of your mind, lose it. Leave it as a sign to mark the false trail, the way you didn't go. Be like the fox who makes more tracks than necessary, some in the wrong direction. Practice resurrection.

毛深い人。 #描いたもの

くまこわ。 #描いたもの

勧誘。 #描いたもの

クリスマスめんどくさい。 #描いたもの

No offense meant to my imaginary friends on this app (who are real) (but who are not here) but I need daily hugs from a man, which I am not getting. Barring that I need something to receive hugs. Interested in your opinions of this 48" body pillow mountainhardwareandsports.com/toys/black-b...

Cazzi

PteraDICKtyl.

Cartoon: A beefcake Krampus, after the style of Ralf Konig. Mr Konig has become one of my 'go to' when I start thinking cartoon beefacke. He's just hilarious to me.

Who wants to play with my cock by the pool? #strokeme #daddydick

Michael, Seattle, 2009-10.

If it doesn’t exist already, somebody needs to make The Umbrellas of Chernobog.

@nafinstabs.bsky.social Major I.M.A. Pratt has left the building

Apparently I am a DTF older man who lives close to you

Kermit the Hog.

I draw adorable big man

Happy Thanksgiving from The Cock Gobbler.

double the pleasure, double the fun @dionysusdad.bsky.social

Jacques Sultana (1938-2012), Trio

This is the piece I posted about earlier. I think the best short summary I can come up with is… eye-opening

@desertdadbear.bsky.social Oh THERE you are you gorgeous thing! Knew your Insta but just found you here.❤️