I am a victim of a shark attack #Plushies

happy pride! it's pride month!

Dam right.

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@graphitediaries.ca, Vancouver, 2014 03 #man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography

I hope your #SoftieSunday is a fabulous one!

Happy pride month!! Corporate pride is now so ironically passé that you can get deadstock merch for mere pennies on the dollar! Now *that’s* a savings you can be proud about. 🎨 @redicnomad.bsky.social

What's a good two-person face-to-face chair design? (Yes, for fucking.) 😈

Saw a vanity plate "SHATOON". I know the driver either likes that particular woven polyester fabric or considers himself the kind of Russian bear who's too hyper to hibernate. But because it's L.A., of course my first thought was this must be the producer of some new hit fecal-themed animated series

Suddenly sex is on the menu every week. I'm fucking the gentlemen, sucking them, kissing them hardcore, hugging them tight, and getting their phone numbers so we can talk later. I have such good news to share with me of 20 years ago 😂

Sunday afternoons were made for Duran Duran Duran (Yes, the way that little flush of yellow on the y-fronts rhymes with the blush on the cheek of the Nagel model on the cover of "Rio" is *chef's kiss*.) #Breakcore #EdFlis #Cocks duranduranduran.bandcamp.com/album/over-h...

The next morning

CW: well-deserved humblebrag Went to the Falcon North in Long Beach last night. Wore the kaftan with nothing underneath & it was a hit once again. Cute kid of about 26 in a harness took me to the bathroom & asked me to fuck him.

In the last two days I had two dates cancel in a row. Tonight I'm going to the Falcon North in Long Beach for the first time. I need to have a good time, so I'm going to wear just the kaftan like I did a week ago at the Eagle. [feel free to pretend this is a short story prompt]

Boss's Beefy Boy @cowpowmonly.bsky.social

A selection of classic comic prints are finally available in our @topa.to store! topa.to/oglaf

Clark, Vancouver, 2014 02 #man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography

Stuffies still work for adults! Bring ≥1 while you read or work. Take ≥1 to bed even if you've a partner; they potentiate each other's restorative powers. Do it right: hold, hug, talk & listen, don't just place them in the corner (unless a watchful guardian's needed, then bring another to hold/hug).

Painting water with watercolor (groundbreaking)

Mermay is almost over so I decided to do ONE and only one merman!

@ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social @3dbill.bsky.social Throwing Woody Allen out of my life has been hard, esp. his books. Some of the worst aspects of him did get in there ("Retribution", 1980) but I'll always be a sucker for the deranged silliness in his early writing ("A Look at Organized Crime", 1971)

We need a weekly chart rundown of popular AI productions. A top of the Slops, if you will.

Which way does my hat look better?

i know it’s humpday but

In 2002 at my temp job in Buena Vista Pictures Marketing, Hayao Miyazaki showed up one afternoon and we all went to the poster closet and checked out the "Spirited Away" one-sheet together.

Getting fucked at the bar

I want @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social to be gay but he probably isn't. That is just how it goes www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB9e...

need a fursona

Lossy

It's true that it's a very old and hackneyed joke to snicker at song titles from the past, etc. But the truly weird coincidence: this happens to be *exactly* what it sounds like.

I'm feeling the summer vibes 🌞🕺

gonna tell my grandkids this is k-pop demon hunters www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSXr...

Artifact of #MeatRack night at the Eagle

Last night was singlet night at the Eagle. I don't own one, so I opted for another one-piece apparel option and wore a kaftan (nothing underneath). Oh my was it a hit. Boys couldn't resist the easy access & I had hands all over me

Circa 1985 (when I was 13) my first love, a guy I'd known from kindergarten who contantly slept naked with me but whom I never fucked, invited me to someone's birthday party. I went because he promised they'd have wine coolers (they didn't). He and I left the party and went down the street. (1/3)

Today's college face-off is brought to you by SHIZZWIZZ®, The Double-Caffeinated Vodka: Because You're in College.™

My New Zealand gays: hometown heroes Sparks are making their first EVER trip to NZ as we speak. You may catch them TONIGHT in Christchurch, or on the 23rd at the Kiri Te Kanawa in Aukland. You will NOT regret your choice to attend; it's like a planetary conjunction but with MUCH better hooks.

I used to be a fan of Little Bunny FooFoo when he’d hop through the forest, but I didn’t realized he’d been scooping up field mice and bopping them on the HEAD? Unfollowing now.

Be patient. The date may happen tonight. Be patient. The date may happen tonight. Be patient. The d [spontaneously comes all over everything] god DAMMIT

Our Baron is good with the photos and the shooting and the thing 😍