been a minute. vacation check 👙

quote an extra plump booty pic

do you want the house tour? i can take you to the first, second, third floor

kickball! felt cute

all cocks are dicks but not all dicks are cocks -confucius

butt plug: in headphones: on jerking: off

average phallus friday

baby baby, mmmmmm it’s thickening the plot when did you get hot?

Okaaayyy one more

normalize butt jiggling <3

flaccid penis 💕

Happy hump day 😌

goooood morning(ish)

I love dancing for @bearracuda.bsky.social because backstage is always me just having hole and pole used as cute little props.

tears. run. down. my thiiiiiiighs

part of why sabrina has been my girllll for years is because i adore how committed she is to being horny on main. that’s mother!!

brought to you by the gym bathroom

Fall is comin, time to pull out the flannels😁

me and my buttplug doing our best to maintain sanity amidst the fundamental collapse of reality

views!

average phallus friday

Still feeling this tbh

took a vid for oomf but this frame felt right to share here🤭

b*ttomed for the first time in basically 2 years last weekend and i feel like my third eye has been opened

hi market days guests!! welcome to our lovely city!! it’s so sexy!

brought to you by the gym bathroom

fuzzy, friday

hate to be the generic queer who every few months is like wow Melodrama continues to be an all timer….but it really does 😭 what a brilliant piece of art

a friend’s bday gift to me was unearthing this pic of my bosom from kickball season 🤓here’s to 28 hehe! 💞

chonk

chonk

Getting ready for the eclipse

did split squats, leg press and deadlifts this morning and i’m feeling like

waking up hungover to see all the n*des i took in the bar bathroom

na na na na na gnarly

g’night

I say Alyssa’s “what the fuck?” response to Coco’s moan…at least 10 times a day to myself alone in my apartment

excited to watch some chicago drag gworls fight it out at freshman 15 this week

baby that’s that thique

today was bleh, here’s my butt

i love chicago so much because it’s such a special and welcoming city with such rich culture and fun people. it’s just a bonus that there are so many beautiful men here every day i find a new husband

brush twice daily 🦷

It Friday

slip

this is very bare minimum but some people reached out to me this week asking for help after some older men were complaining about a younger trans guy using the men’s locker room. i gave them lots of info and tips and they were very grateful and are standing by the trans guy and it makes me happy!!

mood

Damn! It’s hot outside🔥