Sweaty gym boy 💪

Nothing looks gayer than a straight man eating an ice cream

Craving 🤤 Half-price on both sites for the rest of the month. 👀JFF

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All the sleaze, half the price 👀JFF

I think my forties will be my Liz Truss era. I intend to blame "the left" for everything that goes wrong in my life.

Took a little trip to Hay-on-Wye, the town of books, and found some great reads.

Normal work attire 😝

Half-price hugh-summer sale 😝 👀JFF

Half-price hugh-summer sale 😝 👀JFF

Sweaty boy today 🥵

Half-price coz summer solstice 👀JFF

Did you know Sting invented reggae? youtube.com/watch?v=Cdu3...

My favourite slutty shorts

My guess is that Burnham will win with a slim majority (less than 5%) over Reform. Restore will come third with a single figure percentage. LibDems and Greens will be lucky if they get their deposits back.

Half-price because it's high summer or something 🤷 👀JFF

Half-price because it's high summer or something 🤷 👀JFF

Love to see healthy debate about the proposed UK social media ban for under 16s. But if I keep seeing the complete abuse of logic, I will start throwing this book at people. It's really heavy by the way.

Panna cotta 👀OF&JFF

Panna cotta 👀OF&JFF

The left used to be transgressive. What happened? Did post-New Left ideology establish itself as the moral yardstick so that it's now the hegemon to be transgressed? I can't sleep 😑

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All the good and sleazy half-price for some reason or another 😜 👀JFF

All the good and sleazy half-price for some reason or another 😜 👀JFF

I have 31" thighs and can lick my own nipple

I have 31" thighs and can lick my own nipple

Another good fleshlight 😈 👀JFF

Another good fleshlight 😈 👀JFF

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Come to daddy 😜

Come to daddy 😜

Sometimes it's necessary 🤤 👀JFF

Sometimes it's necessary 🤤 👀JFF

Speak your mind, by all means. But I have this novel idea that maybe we could use our mind a little before speaking it. Just a suggestion.

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Recently a friend of mine, who isn't so familiar with British flora & fauna, & I were drinking whisky in the garden. He asked what the wild flowers growing by the fence were. Poor guy got a 20 minute lecture on the folklore of Bluebells and the 'old ways' including my unironic warnings of The Fae

They're crying out for ass, I tell you 🙄

Serious question: Can you imagine a three-sided square?

Just being hot and sweaty and horny. 👀OF&JFF

Only thing I like about the unusually hot weather right now is that I can easily build up some proper ripe and funky pits 🐽🤤

Big fan 🪭

I'm feeling the summer vibes 🌞🕺

Feels like a lazy day

One from my wank bank. I need this daddy again

One from my wank bank. I need this daddy again

Episode 5 of Half Man made me sick to my stomach, shaking in horror & repeating "oh my God" in utter shock! The paradox of painful art is difficult to resolve anyway, but when something is this difficult to watch and yet clearly brilliant, I can understand why even Hume failed to resolve it

Feels like a lazy day

Unloading 👀JFF

I have nothing to say about the new EHRC guidance on single-sex spaces. No comment on reactionary, logically short-sighted reasoning or political pandering which may or may not be endemic in our institutions. Nothing to say at all. I'm just a himbo. Look at my meaty thighs.