wow lammy did you just eat my FOREVER WEED brownie?

To previous DarkSky users, Acme Weather is a new app by the same devs with many of the same QoL features: acmeweather.com/app The devs are very responsive too! I've requested several missing features and they've implemented all of them, which is awesome. I am a very happy subscriber

Trump probably raped kids, but he definitely killed 175 of them. The US bombed a school based on faulty AI generated information *two months ago*. It's crazy the degree to which bombing schools is just an acceptable thing! Murdering children is even worse than raping them!

i want to explain this meme because it's very very bad. all the parts are bad

#ios26 is so bad that "how to block iPhone updates" spiked on Google Trends after being nearly a flatline for the entirety of the lifespan of the iPhone.

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

my level of stress has crossed a threshold where i think it would be funny if trump attended the birthright citizenship oral argument and scotus incoherently ruled in his favor 6-3. cortisol levels so high that i can't stop lolling about all my family members in danger. wouldn't it be funny tho

trump rolling up to scotus like "don't forget i own you" and then scotus going "yessir" right after 8 million people marched lmao that would be amazing. anyways, someone's already drafting the constitution of the Second Republic right

shout out to all the trans people who have stopped transitioning for any reason and aren't happy about it. you're not alone here

The commentariat is fixated on how No Kings will affect the November election. Obviously I'm hyperfocused on how it's overtly or implicitly affecting court decisions, but also, I'm kind of obsessed with how much No Kings is shifting American culture itself www.theverge.com/policy/90440...

thank you costco...

Something lost in the analysis of the MeToo-backlash is the personal utility of the phrase and the solidarity around it. We saw that it was a lot easier to post "me too" at a time when other people are saying it, than it is to articulate in more specific terms that you were the victim of sex abuse.

Hi sorry I didn't go to the mass mobilization. Yeah there's a cop in my head that says it's "cringe" and "lib coded". Yeah the cop is a Redditor. ( this is a post about No Kings )

The PlayStation 5 launched at $500. More than five years later, it’s $650. Bonkers blog.playstation.com/2026/03/27/n...

don't judge a book by the cover (which is the only information you can use to judge the book by, and was specifically crafted for potential readers to judge it by)

I've been thinking about this post on the regular since I saw it.

"Rewrite it in Rust" has a ring similar to "Settle it in Smash"

The thing about the "rewrite it in Rust" people is that they're actually doing the huge project rewrites and it just keeps working out

AS A KID I WAS TOLD TO ONLY CAPITALIZE THE IMPORTANT LETTERS. SO I DECIDED ONLY TO WRITE 100% IMPORTANT WORDS

I wish "the scientific process" was understood not as The Only Way To Know Anything, but as just a series of hacks of applied epistemology. "Write down what you did and what happened, share it in a clear format" is really good if it's the 1700s and you want to figure things out about the world

the thing about ten years ago, if someone was wearing Facebook Glasses with cameras on the front, they would be assaulted and killed. so, society has gotten worse

This is the specific Trump quote people are talking about right now, re: Mueller's death

Moves like this are an obvious admission that they know they’re trying to force bad software on users who don’t want it and they’re still determined to deliver the worst product they possibly can without it cutting into market share, because that’s what the system rewards.

NEW: The tiny city of Ypsilanti, Michigan, is worried about being a target for Iranian drone strikes thanks to a planned datacenter that the University of Michigan is building to support nuclear weapons research.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

I don't know if it's officially World War III yet but how else am I supposed to refer to the complicated tangle of intercontinental conflicts spanning dozens of countries and billions of people across the world?

oh what the fuckkkkkkkk

I don't think high gas prices will win the midterms for dems. 1. They were comparing $5.xx gas prices in 2022 to $1.xx lows in 2020. Comparing $6 or $7 highs in 2026 to $3.xx won't hit as hard.

i'm not cain maddox. this isn't even my gamedev bluesky it's a nice compliment, but what da hell lol

Oh no, I have gotten to the phase of my life where I can say things like "I've been doing this for longer than you've been alive" to people who are in their 20s

Nvidia DLSS 5 looks crazy

"Santos" from "The Pitt" is a type of "Vriska"

For some reason I felt compelled to redraw this in vectors. PDF here, go put it on a t-shirt: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qz4tc... These funky-assed bunnies just don't quit.

Unused iron-on from 1984. I'm afraid to try and transfer it, so it's just art for now

friendship is when you provide a good or service

the longer this goes on, the more people abroad will become basically okay with Americans facing collective punishment

In this golden age of surveillance, making E2EE chat normal and expected has been privacy's biggest win. I hate to see it getting rolled back. thehackernews.com/2026/03/meta...

Happy Fat Cock Friday the 13th everyone! Be civically engaged and email a picture of Jason Voorhees with his cock out to your local representatives today!

paris green is a Beautuful name for a Newborn Baby. thanks to the MAHA moment, i can now paint her nursery with it her namesake

We bombed a school in Iran and murdered over 165 people, almost exclusively young girls.

Why is "Satan is real but he will give up his power if you beat him in competitive stringed instruments" a category of narrative? Where does this come from? I'm the only normal member of the Goethe fandom, but this is not a Faustian bargain! And "competitive stringed instruments" is not a thing!

Singularity is prosperity gospel for people who thought they were too smart to fall for religion

New Signal ad campaign just dropped.

new pfp :)

Palantir ad in Palm Springs airport

worked with the tcpdump folks on an updated set of examples for the tcpdump man page www.tcpdump.org/manpages/tcp... the idea is that if you've forgotten how tcpdump's basic flags work, you can find a quick reference in the man page!

OK, here's my "the (English) Pokemon Pokémon game for the Nintendo Switch system" cursory analysis. First of all, I dumped the game to immediately discover the most sad romfs ever:

happy international women's day. "if it weren't for women half the sky would fall down" - Mao Zedong

:) #godot #gamedev #metroid