drew this gay cat for catboy thursday! :3

i have the worlds strongest kink for guys getting into intimate situations in arguably dangerous places

new slop video is up

This thread has taught me 1. If you were a games journalist in the 2000s and 2010s companies were constantly trying to get you arrested or killed with their promo items 2. Acclaim was an insane company

Incoming childhood trauma for some. Sorry about this, lmao.

Secret santa for @percybull.bsky.social that was going to have a popping alt but school and shit got in the way that I forgot to upload it for a month but anyway WAHOO art

i want to be a pretty princess and be spoiled and wear a big stupid dress and lipstick and be adored

John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness With Big Naturals

Aunt Marge's Inflation, but it's all the Bloomps

alpine lakes wilderness on velvia 100 in my 50 year old point and shoot

I need more people to know that I think inflating others is really, really funny and also really, really hot. Do you need an excuse to be enormous? Please picture me gleefully wiring an air pump or helium tank. I will make you huge. I will poke you and mock you the entire time. I love it.

been talking with a friend and I'm really getting into getting frozen in place rn... totally conscious and aware, MAYBE can move my eyes, absolutely no other control over my body. just holding a pose. still warm and soft and flesh, but don't have to breathe, blink, eat, sleep,

>:D

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

important wisdom from my friend

genuinely what it's like for me! i don't need to orgasm, i have no particular need for base things like that. the enjoyment i derive from sex is about Me Doing Things To You

yeah sorry I have to quit the league of evil. when I joined I thought we all wanted to menace this guy but all of you just seem like you want to bounce on him. I'm just gonna stop coming to the meetings. You can keep the casserole dish

looks at you like this, what do u do

Welp

being nerdy and geeky and smart and passionate about weird things is super hot btw

this is just living in ohio now

its wednesday night. its being john malkovitch, baby!!!

Sabrina Pokémon very arousing

Comm! Sketchpage, fat plushie boy.

Fine you can have ONE Salem Boobs lmao bounce bounce

Pose practice, I swear

Someone at ANE suggested a Queenie arm puppet as an alternative to a fursuit and I have not been able to stop thinking about it since

Big jester balloon

This was a DA exclusive piece but I kinda liked how it turned out! Joey clairs mom from HiveSwap getting her hands on the funny Russian bloat beer.

the goal is to repost all your wildly disparate interests at such a rate that none of the people who followed you for any one thing are particularly happy

NERD SEX

my kingdom for a day I never have to see this shit again. it's impotent debate club sophistry from stupid fuckhead babies that'll watch a firing squad mow down their neighbors to feel morally pure. choosing fascism is voluntarily abandoning humanity. the dehumanization has already happened.

Inflation btw

i was gonna do more with this but i quickly lost all my drawing energy for it so this is all i got dkjfgjkdfh

I now have a telegram channel for those who enjoy that sort of thing! t.me/+B68LVC-_D19...

Best in Schlong @konshearo.bsky.social

Her fish #herfish

The upside is that they got cats

congratulating TERFs on their transition and when they react incredulously that they're not trans doing the "it's okay, you're around friends, you can be honest ☺️💕" until their brains melt

cw: vore, digestion do you think the inside of the pooltoy would just be more balloons

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GOBLIN?? WELL NOW YOU HAVE. Have a day. Maybe it’s a good day, maybe it’s a crummy day. Maybe it’s a day that’s blessed with more goblins! Idk! Idc! I’m not a cop! IM A GOBLIN!

now all this being said, angela should in fact inflate her boobs. a lot.

Nothing like a little role reversal

Robo spider testing their storage capacity! @teddypimm.bsky.social

(Slight gas warning) Com for @tubbytoxtricity.bsky.social!