This is her after 350 years of starvation, madness, and isolation. Feel old yet?

Long ago before Lucia had her heart cut out of her body, which crippled her mind and body by 90% She was a vampire lord walking the mortal plain making everyone bow before her unmatched might with unimaginable melee prowess and blood magics. A now since long forgotten time.

Ready to milk some gir- I mean cows! 🐄

billiards and cigarettes and coffee

Working on self indulgent bullshit... And fanart... And trades... And character design... And gifts... And personal draws... Fuck my chud life 😩🥀

Raise your hand if you're interested. Currently open to 5 slots.

this is whats wrong with the current state of the world and its fucked up

This was a DA exclusive piece but I kinda liked how it turned out! Joey clairs mom from HiveSwap getting her hands on the funny Russian bloat beer.

Roxy dropped her iPhone 11

Shitty sketches i did for friends awhile ago.

color sketch comm for @coltjcalister.bsky.social

Very excited to announce my brand new wonka OCs! I plan to 100% make a full fledged wonka comic in the future with these OCs Cause im such a big fan of willy wonka!

What are you still doing here reading this post!?? Go on fruits patreon and watch the damn video!!! AND ALL OF THEIR VIDEOS FOR THAT MATTER!!! CAUSE THIS SHIT IS PEAK!! No amount of glazing will do this justice. You just gotta watch it for yourself

Concepting Lucias weapons ATM. She can summon them at any time with her blood magic and switch them very rapidly on the fly. Back when she was still sane, she had never been bested in melee combat or magical dules. Even the best of the best didnt hold a candle to her "río de sangre" style

I heard @coltjcalister.bsky.social turned older yesterday so I made a little thing last night for em I sent Audie to give her the gift but in retrospect I should've sent someone more stable and trustworthy. Oh well I'm sure it'll be fi- Oops

Thank you everyone for the well wishes today.

Happy birthday! Which will it be? Stuffing a cat girl with cake until she explodes Or Blowing a bunny Boy-loon until he explodes. Pick your poison CW: light gas

Birthday tomorrow I just remembered. Turning 25 💀💀💀 Soon I will become dust across the ground

CW: male, inflation, nudity, NSFW Just some shit draws of my OCs reb and boo. Me thinks someone should get in there and bully the shit out of them

New vampire OC: Lucia Everfree An isolated lonely vampire princess bound to her dark castle unable to leave or interact with the outside world, definitely has a couple of screws loose... Had some balloons of her to go along with this but I fucked up the ink process so I threw them away.

Mew year sssketch Nothing special but I have some purrrfect homestuck balloons on my DA. If you can find it >=3

I wasted a lot of time on cat shenanigans

Going into 2026 with mew threads maybe. Powered by 2010 scene kid energy.

Jingle meows!

Do not call this cat girl at 3AM or she will appear in your room or something.

Please, please I beg you not to ignore this. Only the same people keep sharing this (thank you by the way). I'm selling all my characters to pay for lupus medicine. I already ran out of medical care starting this month and I'm running with what I have. I also have bills and food to pay...

Beta designs/concepts of my new Oni girl OC. Going with a flowery theme since her name means "Distant flower" Her Odachi doesnt have a scabbard, instead it uses a dancers ribbon to seal it away when not in use. Colors are a pain in the ASS Though, so she will be cooking for quite a while...

Gotta watch where you be sitting. Oopsie. Done for @coltjcalister.bsky.social

Cargirl sona shenanigans

Catgirl Sona. Nice to meet mew

color comm for @coltjcalister.bsky.social

Quick sequel to the last thing ft. @coltjcalister.bsky.social, more banter and some images demanded retaliation- so we're turning up the air valve and seeing just how big she can get! At a small cost of her now exploded house of course.

Franart for @coltjcalister.bsky.social Exploring dungeons is all fun and games until a sharp dart in your ass reminds you that they're most likely guarded by traps, even if a bit unconventional

Quick thing from a few days ago ft. @coltjcalister.bsky.social after yet another banter-turned-inflation-threat session She claims to be an all powerful lord of balloons, but in reality she's a big inflatable 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘥 who rounds out quite well!

sketch comm for @coltjcalister.bsky.social

CW:Uber I was recently inspired by quite a charming and passionate game called Fat fleet! I was so enthralled by it that it sparked up my creative juices and made me draw myself as one of the heros you play as! Thank you @doublecappro.bsky.social And everyone behind the game for the inspiration!

I decided to give KiKo a friend so she wouldn't be lonely in that abandoned manor she lives in... Her name is chichi! They are inseparable from each other, enjoying their undead forms to the *fullest* and trolling the living as well~

Gum N Gas for oomf

A part of a trade with @coltjcalister.bsky.social

More goblin mage sona

Quick little thing for @coltjcalister.bsky.social who keeps calling Avana fat which is RUDE and MEAN, thus she shall be crushed beneath the weight of her sins! And by weight I mean Avana's massive butt. She's not fat, she's expanded. There's a difference!

D.O.T

Goblin mage

Hate easter

@franacisco.bsky.social Enjoying hells clubs way too much. Keep throwing money! He'll keep pumping!

Gobby <me

Thought I was cooking for once... 😒