I’m an adult

What the worst region in America for food and why is it the Midwest?

They ain’t no Oak Ridge Boys

J drastically improved his dribbling today. Gibby is an all around freak. Fast as hell too.

Doing work @samthesoupgod.bsky.social 😍

For the "tone down the rhetoric" crowd: Nope. If actual dead kids in schools are the price we have to pay to protect the right to own guns, then potential dead politicians are the price we have to pay to protect freedom of speech and the press. You don't get to have it both ways.

He wasn’t even on the same floor of the hotel 😂😂😂😂

Is he going to play golf in the ballroom every weekend?

Fox News interviewing Fox reporter from the event. Reporter says she was sitting next to Karoline Leavitt's husband. Says he told her: "You need to be safe and he was very serious when he said that to me. Looked around the room and he said..." Call abruptly cuts.

They faked this whole thing so he could talk about his ballroom 😂😂😂

He pooped his pants and needed to change. This is the best excuse they could come up with.

Then nothing happened

This is all a ploy to keep him from falling asleep on camera again

Hockey is stupid

I hate this so much

So clear that not even Wild fans could cry about it

Someone dropped a stack of plates

That was inevitable after not scoring a minute ago

Eat all my foooooooooodddddd

Dammit, Miro

I’ll never look at a Fish Filet the same

Klay you stupid motherfucker.

There is a very short list of of people each of us would cheat with…Meg is one of them.

President Camacho thinks the draft is over the top

(getting dressed up in a tuxedo to go see an 80-year old racist insult comic who is also a serial sex offender and also responsible for the deaths of innocents across the globe) I'm a journamalist!

The draft could’ve been an email

Nevermind. I love it.

Soccer is stupid

Wow the clouds have been stationary for 20 years

Producers just letting him crumble is so perfect

Go get him. Geezus.

Why did he own a car?

CPUP

Pro-Litter is one way to go, I guess

Came to Cici’s and there are 4 workers. All in their 70s. No pizza out. A dozen people in here asking if they’re gonna make anything.

roll tide

I still don’t know who he is or what he does

‘Member when one of the Jones grandkids read the card and said Asawassi Nassi WassunSassi?

What’s the mom thing? Please for the love of god explain it to me!

Two picks and two mom stories. I’m so tired.

Rece just said Herbie was the preeminent voice in all of football; college and professional and I scream laughed.

Why are you yelling? You’re a foot from me.

All day Saturday draft was better

@sirfahrenheit.bsky.social I love you

fool me once, fuck everything, i give up

He’s gonna write a letter to the UIL

I went to bed after the 2nd period and said the Stars would lose 5-2 or win in triple overtime. So close.

Ass

Score please