The first strike was okay to show but the 2nd one in the same operation is secret double top secret.

Everyone’s PeePaw is gonna quietly wander back in and look at the smoldering embers of democracy like “Who the fuck made this mess?” and everyone will shrug. I have no faith in any of you.

The theory of the West Wing operating as a memory care facility is growing on me, tbh.

Apple juice does taste better in a Bluey glass. Thanks for the suggestion @samthesoupgod.bsky.social 😆

I feel so insane. I just said the sentence “I will ban dinosaurs!” Bc why are we fighting over the truth! 🤣 This hurts. I really am grown.

Thanks for the heads up on the rain, Pete. Absolutely useless forecasts.

2026 ain’t gonna be able to tell me shit

I got the news at 11:50 today 🇺🇸

It’s funny because he doesn’t get to decide that

Tuesday is “early next week,” right? Or does that just mean by 11:59 am Wednesday?

America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?

Cactus Jack bringing the heat

Anybody own a Tissot? Is it worth a damn?

will every NFL game have a moment of silence or is that only for white supremacists who were presenting a racist rationale for our unfettered gun massacre culture when shot

The good thing about food is that you can go 6 months without it until prices drop

What’s up, farmers?

So far this morning G has asked me “where’s my big ass T-Rex?” and J said “stop being a shitshow!” I probably need to chill with the language around them.

Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true

It’s my personal ethos

Also fwiw, honestly starving them of engagement IS an effective way to fight with the right. Without someone to troll or nobody to fall for the engagement bait they're just... adrift. A performer without an audience.

the CBS News tweets about Erika Kirk will continue until morale improves

“Trump is doing obituaries the right way” By Ezra Klein

Remember when I said that our property taxes were recalculated for the last 5 years and we owed another $9900. I went in the appraisal district with unprobated will and a bad attitude a couple weeks ago. Homestead restored. We now owe $2000. Go cause trouble today.

"The different routes you didn't have the skill to do" DEVELOPING THE SKILL IS THE FUCKING POINT Not everything is about finishing a product to make money

A decade or so ago, I retweeted an article about the success of kelp farming. The first reply was “Fuck Hillary Clinton.” I had to reread it to see what I missed. There was no connection whatsoever.

This team is poop

The fake broke him

The NFL has drastically overestimated how much I want to see the Lions play

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

My gawd. Absolute rocket.

Can they use AI to fake knowing how to use AI?

My take away here is that to maximize the productivity of our amazing billionaire class, we should be stripping them of all assets every time they exceed a critical mass of money.

I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.

Immerse yourself in a new world, and also Mitch from work is there

i stand by this statement every year

My “I lost 140 pounds so I’m taking a picture at Pilates” picture 🤣

171….i tried to use a bad day yesterday as an excuse. I was halfway to the car and turned around.

The bell doesn’t dismiss you. I dismiss you.

Can't they just get Pam Bondi to ask the girlfriend of the ANTIFA Regional Manager they arrested a few months back that we never heard about ever again?

Stealworkers

“The more I hit these people the more they fight back. I don’t get it.”

Search history be like... -suck sweaty hyena cock -lick camel's pootyhole -swallow a snow leopard fart -fist a dairy cow's thicc backside "Omg this image is cursed " 🤣

That’s the story I’d tell too

I’m genuinely shocked that he has yet to drop that one word that he really wants to say

We’re less than a year from drone strikes on Minneapolis