Mavs unis are basura

I’ve been saving up for a Switch 2 and finally have enough so tonight I’m gonna take my kids to Best Buy to “look around” and then pretend like it’s a spur of the moment decision. They are going to be so fucking hype I can’t wait

Some day we must reckon with the hell Oprah unleashed into the world with this dipshit and Dr. Phil

2nd sub mail carrier in 6 months threw our mail in the yard. Ash flew out the door today & the carrier said she didn’t have to do shit and called her a bitch. I called the office for the postmaster’s name and number. Supervisor said that I was threatening her by and she wouldn’t give me that info.

I’m side eyeing you if you need to use an ATM at all

My god that’s a mess of a post 😂😂😂

Twist on the old saying: When they realize conservatism is incapable with Christianity, they will Christianity not conservatism.

ICE hasn't stopped brutalizing people or shredding the Constitution, it's just that corporate media turned the camera as the call for action got too loud and the Democrats stepped in and made sure the issue got changed. If you sit for a second, you'll recognize that's what happened with BLM, too.

St Augustine or Bermuda? Lemme hear from ya.

McDonald’s, Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, and blue jeans ended the Cold War

Everyone talks about the last decade but it was church when Citizens’ United passed.

It’s amazing to me that a regular thing happening these days with pathetic guys who can’t get laid is for them to alert the media about it.

Ernest P. Worrell lookin ass…. KnoWhutImean?

He was a teenager. King Charles was crazy and civil war was breaking out.

I just didnt want to pay taxes and now all my friends are fascists

It’s 2029 and Donald Trump died of a heart attack three days before Inauguration Day for an unconstitutional third term. Half of DC’s buildings have been demolished and are being rebuilt as Trump-branded properties. JD Vance, calling himself Donald Trump II, dutifully applies bronzer to his face.

It’s so beautiful

We don't have to believe this will work in order to take it seriously. But "the states control elections & he doesn't have enough goons to make it happen & the Constitution says ______" isn't a plan. 1/6/21 & getting away with it to become POTUS again also were illegal. bsky.app/profile/mcop...

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language. bull$#!% = nonsense/lies chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly horse$#!% = nonsense/lies dog$#!%= low quality ape$#!% = wild bat$#!%= crazy Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

Me right now as y’all post about the Grammys

ICE are slave catchers and y'all want better trained slave catchers? Y'all want slave catchers with better rules? Fuck out of here

3 dudes in the box 😂😂😂

Jameson says his brain’s named is Kevie and he teaches him things while he sleeps

Hiring latino guys to kill white guys is a bold move from the white nationalist party

I think tennis is good

Vibe based stat: 8 out of 10 people with this book on their shelf have never read it

Ozempic Ben Affleck

Did dishes then refuse to dirty anything up

The final 2 minutes of college basketball games shouldn’t take 30 minutes

This match is drunk

Let’s go one further. They are being pick for these jobs BECAUSE they’re in the files.

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

disturbingly plausible

You have to already be a bigot to prop up the idea that a race traitor is even a thing in a negative context.

For two years, I've been investigating claims that Texas A&M University has been overtaken by the forces of gay race communism. The truth is a little more complicated: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

I’d rather share a locker room with gay guys. They could tell me I’m pretty and teach me fun stuff.

I legit want to be this guy’s friend

I may have a stroke. Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.” A PROTESTant. I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.

He always tells on himself

I mean I can’t think of a more ennobling epithet. Or epitaph, frankly. If the main thing you did with your life was betray the white race, you lived well.

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

That tax return when you own a house, have 2 kids, and maximize withholdings:

“That’s why I’m introducing a bill that makes them pinky promise to have a fair election.”

Dick Tracy lookin ass

The stupidest people who’ve ever lived are conquering us

Got churro donut holes for the homies. I’m a hero today.