J over our pumpkin pie… totally out of nowhere: “daddy, I’m cooler than you and your brother.” 💀💀💀 @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

G just came up to me and said “mommy. I want to go to New York.” SIR. ME TOO. He is 2 1/2 years old lmfao. What 🤣 I love him

#TurkeyTrot2025 @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

Traditional artists always need grounds. Always. ALWAYS. Little kids go through loose paper and cheap sketchbooks like they go through potato chips. Adults: whatever canvas, panel, paper, or notebook they usually use, I promise they need more of it.

I'm not going to drink, idiot. Trying to touch some boobs.

3 people who all needed new glasses in the same month was super silly planning for us but wow it’s nice to see again 🤣🤣

So we noticed I’d been super distracted for like a week now. I’m training at work, appts. Just weird week. So today’s only objective was mom play all day. At bedtime J grabbed my face and said “thank you for being my fun mommy. You’re a good woman!” And went to sleep. 😍😭 this little angel.

Lego Sunday was a hit. These are so cool. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

Let’s do it.

Word

Sam just hollered at the boys “you freaking animals” and I’m laughing so hard I had to leave the room.

We are watching John Adams on HBO and omg it’s so good. I’m learning so much. BUT… I’m very confused because I think I’m finding out I’m super into Paul Giamatti.

37 is gonna be just fine. 😍 @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

Cake for breakfast, hugs from boys, presents and flowers. I’m already feeling ridiculously happy and we haven’t even gone outside yet.

Let’s do both

I cannot stop staring at this man and his mustache. What is happening

10/10 Hot

Jameson wants to sit in his room to write and draw and it’s so weird bc I love it for him but like … I miss him 🤣

I'm seeing people wonder why ICE is going after Charlotte. ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018. We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:

I think MTG could stomp the shit out of Mike Johnson and I would love to see it.

I cannot even imagine taking a bite of this. 🤮

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly

This is me at 15. I’m a child. I’m a CHILD.

On Halloween Sam and I found a litter of kittens and a mama cat under our deck. We’ve been feeding them since and trying to make friends. They still will not let me touch them and I’m DYING. We have already named all 5 of them and I need them to let me love them 🤣

Hit my 100th class tonight. Pretty proud of myself.

Daytime Pilates 😍 🤸‍♀️

My favorite part about this is J insisted on making a Superman themed bracelet and a George Washington themed bracelet. 😍 He’s the coolest.

Reminder: You are okay. You are grateful for life. You are valuable. You are a rainbow in someone’s day. You matter. I'm proud of you

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It’ll be a cold day in hell before anyone injects anything into my face. I’m so shocked scrolling social media most mornings. Just ick everywhere.

I’m not here for this cold. I think I need to get a heated snuggie. That’s still hot isn’t it.

Does everyone else just spend their anniversary crying and hugging? Just me 🤣

5 YEARS. My man. My best friend. I’m still so obsessed with him. I love you, @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

Little homie got ticked that the walk was over @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

Losing this much weight at this age is actually insane bc what do you mean I love to shop now.  I just need someone to send me all their old clothes so I stop spending all our money on pretty things 🤣🤣

Sam told J there was a plan today and then put this on 🤣

Our 2.5 year old just walked up to me and said “hey, mommy. Did you know rubber comes from trees!” And then walked off 🤣 Okay, little prince

Bringing the heat to Pilates tonight. Let’s see what we are dealing with.

Like the women I know who are actually GOOD AT PILATES are furious right now, I fear them

Our 4 year old just asked me “mommy, what are the ladies called who are married to our presidents?” Then asked me so many questions about them. It’s shocking how much I’ve forgotten and how on the spot I felt. Guess I need a book list to be prepared next time 🤣

Mom & Dad @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

@samthesoupgod.bsky.social these kids are the coolest.

Jameson just looked at me and said “we are going to wrestle” and I got a bit confused bc like “no we are not.” One second later he pounced and took G out. 🙃 So that’s where we are in life I guess 🤣 @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

Me when I see meat on sale:

If you’re a man in 2025 you have to select 1 of 2 gym wear looks.

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@bentwookie.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! We miss you. I hope your day was great. I’m so sorry I’m late!

Happy Halloween from Baby Jane and Uncle Jimmy! 🎃

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