Currently listening to Jameson read the bedtime story 😭😍

Doing work @samthesoupgod.bsky.social 😍

Eat all my foooooooooodddddd

Artist of the Day with the rugrats

I read this one every single night. Shivers is a favorite over here.

I love how some mornings the thought of finishing my coffee is so silly goose material to my sons 🤣 Bro if they don’t chill 💀

Dude. I totally forgot to tell yall about J the other day. I had a Dr appt so the knuckleheads tagged a lot. This child did a full performance for my Dr (god I love her lol) of his 40 times tables. 🤣 Singing &moving around “one 40 is 40” all the way to 400. Thanks to everyone who is nice to kids

I just learned that Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson doesn’t mention fishing and I am floored.

Nobody hates rain more than a wfh mom with 2 rugrats here with her. 🙃😭

The confidence my kids have in me is awesome and stressful. They want very specific coloring pages. Like “a Trex and carnotaurus fighting but the Trex has a scar across his left eye and he’s facing west.” And I’m just like

Watching @samthesoupgod.bsky.social play Sonic: J: “Hope you don’t fall again, dad.” 💀

I’m at the end of S1 of Growing Pains. What season does Alan Thicke start dating Robin Sparkles?

I’m not gonna repost anything but I can’t let today pass without mentioning Athena Strand. Absolutely horrifying and I’ve been sick over this sentencing hearing info. Precious, angel girl. I hate that this happened.

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I’m gonna post this everyday because I might have a new top 5 to list soon 😂🙃 HIS CLOTHES MAKE ME INSANE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

We are all dead and in hell bc what the actual f is this

Not enough people are talking about how hard it is to provide a nutritious, home-cooked dinner at a consistent, reasonable hour when you work a full-time job.

I find numberblocks and dinosaurs all over this house 🤣

Cheers character rankings as of S2 1. Sam 2. Diane 3. Coach 4. Cliff 5. Harry 6. Carla 7. Norm

We are on our 3rd listen of For Whom the Bell Tolls for J. He’s rocking out and I love this for him.

Been doing afternoon popsicles with the boys and it’s the best.

WFH view today. lol at J cutting us off at the end 🤣

G doesn’t like when I sing along to stuff so I try not to bug him but wtf man. How am I supposed to stay quiet for this banger

Sam had me start Malcom in the Middle last night and I’m scream laughing. 🤣

Yall cannot get that red rangers hat. Even J knows we don’t wear red hats.

“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.”

The princes requested Sonic, Link and Blaze coloring pages today and asked if they could watch link 🤣 Love this for them. #WFHViews

If you sexually assaulted someone, you should not be serving in Congress—[or as President]. Period.

I’m not sure it has broken through to the general public that the president is a megalomaniac crazy person. Hopefully posts like this help.

here's Trump entering a UFC event as Vance says that negotiations with Iran have failed

G looked over at me at lunch and said “mommy, you’re my sweetheart!” 😭😭

She is here. Perfect timing too bc I just finished Winter’s Bone yesterday!!

My knee is sore but these kids have started training. I’m embarrassed to admit that I’m struggling to keep up with J. 🤣💀

“Guys. Don’t throw dirt in each others faces!” [as they scream laugh] A phrase I’ve said more than once this morning. 💀 raising unbothered maniacs who are so thoughtful they make me cry once a day. Idk what this is gonna look like but I’m here for it.

I’m trying hard to have snacks ready for Sam when he gets home. I’ve now made my second batch of deviled eggs this week. Do y’all think we have a problem or no? 🤣🤣🤣

WFH lunch view today. We are about to be out here every day.

Is late in life Frog & Toad fangirl a thing?

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

“Fart!!! Poop!!!! Poop fart!!!!!”

WHY IS CLIFF SINGLE.

I fear these boys are winning against me

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

The boys asked me to show them dunking so of course I showed them Michael Jordan. These children are obsessed. Apparently G and MJ are close personal best friends and J learned how to dunk just like Michael Jordan from Michael Jordan. 🤣💀

I do not drink anymore. Well.. today I’ve had 2 1/2 ciders and whew 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Talk about silly goosing

Today’s views. 😍 Our little scientists @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

It's just not plausible that someone is teleporting into a waffle house because waffle houses are anchored sites of hyperreality. I don't think tarot even works in them. If he was claiming that he spatially displaced into a denny's that'd be worth investigating

I just ordered a golden girls murder mystery book and I’m freaking thrilled. I can’t wait to read that… after the other 3 I’m currently reading 🤣💀