It is LOUD AS FUCK in here

See y’all on the other side!

Fuck my life.

Jesus Christ my heart rate

I would love to drop a “beeps provocatively” gif right now.

They’ve got Jakey rolling around out here like a toddler throwing a tantrum

Myers needs to be careful before he gets a call on him

I’m so stressed out right now and I’m just a slob on my couch, eating ribs.

No Nils Lundkvist to start OT.

Free hockey is costly to my nerves

Also I think we need Nils back

Is Mikko ok?

Gimme a little Ritzy magic

Same

Feels like you shouldn’t be able to be on top of the goalie?

Mother fucker

Are we sure that puck didn’t cross the line there?

That was a bit of chaos

Per Stars PR: Stars defenseman Nils Lundkvist is questionable to return to tonight's game with an upper-body injury.

Most playoff wins since the 2019 playoffs and the only one without a cup is a statistic that makes me want to stab something wtf

They get Nils stitched up and back out?

MIRO MY FUCKING HERO

Put the puck in the opponents’ net, Dallas.

Unleash Johnny

A shorty here would be lovely

Blade to the face Jesus

omg Nils

Score 7 goals please, Stars

Jesus H CHRIST stop crime-ing

Get it back, boys.

It hit Miro damn

Ok, how??

The Stars kill off both penalties. The Wild fans are booing their power play, and rightfully so.

Ok, this PK has been stellar this series. Love that for them.

🙄

Harley does not want you to get near his goalie, ok??

Love that sweep for Stanky.

Looks like both Tkachuks can fuck off home now 😁

Robo is inevitable

shoot the stupid puck oh my god ok wait just like that

Unleash Johnny

DONT HURT OUR JAKEY BOY

Does this puck feel like it’s jumping around super weird?

STANKKKKK!!! #StanleyCup Make that four goals in his last four games! 🤯 🇺🇸: /NHL_On_TNT (TBS) 🇨🇦: /Sportsnet & /TVASports

Keep the foot on the gas, boys.

Klay you stupid motherfucker.

I would like very much to watch the Dallas Stars win today thx

Feel like I’ve been hit by a bus; thank god Saturday is an afternoon one

That was some solid hanging in there after shitting the bed for 2 and most of 3.

Gonna need New Guy not to put the kid through the glass in celebration 😂