Oh shit I hit 1k followers! Thank you all for supporting me 😘 here's some cum covered titties as a reward! 💦

I really hate teaching during the rise of AI 🫩 I literally say you can copy and paste from my lectures because it's common knowledge! Is it really that hard?!

I want a Star Wars Visions but it's Star Trek instead. I would also take Tales of Empire -> Tales of the Federation 👀 ooo or Tales of the Borg 👀👀👀

nearly finished with this kissy wolves woodburn, excited ♥

Oiling the waxwing woodburn, such a satisfying process 🐦

I didn't want to say this back then cuz some people might think it was too soon, but I was texting this picture to my friends telling them that I accidentally Charlie Kirk'ed my water bottle 😈😂

WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? HUH! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

This #caturday is dedicated to Queen Bealz, aka Little Miss Litter Paws. She was a staunch advocate of feeding cats, loved by everyone who met her, and lived to be 17.5 years old. She loved smol boxes, sleeping wrapped around my head on a pillow, and laying on technology. She was perfect. RIP 💙

Oh god I wish I could delete ya

I decided to try my hand at shou sugi ban (the Japanese art of burning the surface of wood) while making some shelves and I'm super happy with how they turned out! Video in the comments if you want to see the process! 👀 #pyrography #woodburning #shousugiban #art #woodworking #woodart #DIY

This is one of the best burnings I've done. Tortuga Cochonda, 16x10" Hand burned on solid Basswood #woodburning #tortoise #utahartist #natureart #handmade

Fuck you, 2025, feel free to let the door hit ya on the way out. 2026, please, for the love of everything good, be kind to all of us 🥺

I'm so sick of being mentally ill. I'm doing everything, I'm medicated, in therapy, I listen to self help books, I journal, I've done an IOP, I've been institutionalized, I eat well and exercise, but I'm not better. I'm so tired. I just want it all to end.

For weeks I've been seeing the exact same text posts abt chump being a Russian asset and now abt arresting a sitting president, & I can't tell if they're copypasta or bots. While I agree with the posts, I'm frustrated that this timeline is so stupid that I have to think abt if they're real or not

Show me your Spotify wrapped summary and I'll try to guess what kind of year you had Mine was depressing 🙈

Aww it's been a few years since I modeled but I sure enjoyed it! Enjoy this throwback 😘

It's about that time again! ❄️ Each year, I launch a holiday card campaign to spread the Star Trek joy to fans/friends all over the world. I would love to send a holiday card your way! Sign up at this link: https://forms.gle/R9pkcR2L1YgUKQur9

Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you? (Don't forget that alt text is cool!)

Well, I guess I have to start over unfortunately. With no updates about why my last account got deleted, I'm starting from scratch 🙄 help me find my people! #oursky #addtooursky #blacksky #datewa #dateseattle #gfe #fmty #fssw

You're last saved meme is your moral philosophy Yeah this is absolutely me 😅

Am I the opposite of Pepperidge Farms? Because I do not remember 😅

A street music performance elevated to the next level, depicting a conflict that happened in a galaxy, far far away. A member of the public approached you and requested the theme to Star Wars, and this happened.. #streetmusic #collaboration #starwars #performance

nerds freely nerding in their nerd field is really lovely www.science.org/content/arti...

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵) www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Dear Death, Where are you?? What's taking you so long?? Do it already!

Women, and I do not say this lightly, are so fucking hot!!! 😍🥵🫠

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

i got this doom and gloom in my mind

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that my water bottle is in fact not dishwasher safe 😶

It costs nothing to repost my art It doesn’t cost a whole lot to buy it either DM if interested

My brain really loves to change the order of words in a thought by the time they come out of my mouth. So now anytime it happens, I just say, "You undermeant what I stood"

My Daddy Dom and I play this fun kinky game where he paddles and beats my ass while I suck his cock, I try to make him cum while he tries to make me cry. So far neither of us has won (or lost really 😏) but we've both come very very close hehehe 🥵🤤😈🫦

If you scroll to the bottom of this post, there's a message for you... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hi :3 I love you. You have a great butt :3

Drop an old person you're gonna turn into in the future

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.

I got my partner into Doctor Who and we decided to skip classic Who and start with New Who (2005). Since Disney bought the rights and rebooted it a 2nd time in 2023, I've been calling that Newer Who or New New Who, but our roomie pointed out that it should be called Who Dis 🤣 What do y'all call it?

Yeah I guess I'm hot... Habitually Overthinking Things 🙃

silly mood

Welllll Hulk Hogan is an acceptable replacement, I guess... Still hopeful trump is next lmao

Since Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Ozzy Osbourne just died, and these things usually come in threes, I wonder who's next? (Please be trump please be trump please be trump 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞)

This was fun 🤭 what's your brat bingo look like?

Please spread this fat and wide.

"You only live once." I really f*cking hope so because I'm legit not having a good time.

Got a new phone 3 days ago and I've already trained my autocorrect to correct shot to shit 😎 that's right, duck you autocorrect! ... Still working on fuck, apparently...

Nurses are looking at videos of Trump's swollen legs and saying he appears to have congestive heart failure. Clots and prayers.

Not a direct interaction, but a memorable one - my dad and I went to Kid Rock's Honky Tonk in Nashville once and Kid Rock and his entourage ended up walking past us to get to his private booth. My dad was so excited because he was "within punching distance" of him (my dad HATES Kid Rock 🤣🤣🤣)