being married to Adam Carolla is not only work, I just checked and it’s federally classified as hazardous duty

HONQUE.

Has anyone tried defeating Thekla by covering her with a cup and sliding a sheet of paper under her? It works for every other spider I've encountered. #AEWCollision

#chicago transit pro tip: when you're riding the bus, maybe don't pull yourself up to the hang bar near the ceiling and start humping it. it's a bit rude.

live look at me seeing Sackatoga Stable in the winners' circle with a Tiz the Law baby (specifically Tiz Dashing in the Hill Prince):

see, THIS is the kind of Costco i wish we had here

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

This fucking rules!! She kicked ass and hope she's got her own band!

This is the very best thing about jury nullification, and you have to read it BEFORE you get called to jury duty. beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...

thread. there were a *lot* of default settings blocking stuff i didn't want blocked.

oh hey if you don't want sandwiches thrown at you, maybe you shouldn't work for the racist abduction squad just a thought! 💡🧠

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

THE CIA FUNDS NAZI ZINES BUT CARRYING AN EXPLAINER ON HOW TO DO JAIL SUPPORT IS TERRORISM

someone got indicted on the basis of “transporting antifa materials” for allegedly transporting a box of ZINES THEY’RE PROSECUTING PEOPLE FOR DOMESTIC TERRORISM OVER ZINES

Higher quality cos I'm a sicko

He really said “Eugene Debs” two sentences in and I could hear the billionaire brain aneurysms rupturing from 3,000 miles away www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...

tomorrow morning i am going to wake up and my city is still going to be under siege. i am still going to migra watch/know your rights training tomorrow night.

The roar for the trans community gave me life.

as a resident of another transit city, Chicago...there is no better way to celebrate an incoming mayor than this, especially when drawing him on public transit doesn't feel forced or weird.

Please check all that apply

ICE/CBP is active in Lincoln Park right now, has been spotted near Damen/Clybourn at Costco + Jewel (this is in addition to a morning abduction reported at Costco earlier). People believe grocery delivery drivers are being targeted and are asking folks to alert other vulnerable workers as well.

I don't mean to make light of a terrible situation - I think the treatment of SNAP recipients is appalling - but what is going on with Trump signing social media posts 'thank you for your attention to this matter'? That's so weird.

tactical-cosplay-ass stormtroopers whining about mustard and onions. fuck ICE, fuck the border patrol, and also take a moment to laugh at that whiny dillweed. getting slathered in some French's is harmless and also the least that someone on the racism patrol deserves.

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

i really don't know how Parchment Party is going to handle the turf - especially ground with some cut - but i would love to see him take to it. i do not get the goofballs betting him down to chalk, but i sure will be cheering.

can i put Presage Nocturne in my pocket, please?

nope nope nope it can't have already been ten years since Prince of Penzance won the Melbourne Cup

life pro tip: if you're parking behind an apartment building and you give a foot and a half of clearance between your car and the back door, you park like an asshole. i shouldn't have to do parkour to get into my own place.

AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH

Manny Wah's been close to my heart...i'd say since he broke his maiden in that photo with Bizzee Channel at Arlington, but even before, since he's a son of Battlefield Angel, who i loved seeing at Arlington. i'd love to see him get some New York babies as hickory as he is.

did you get a virus? uhhh...no... did you get 400,000 viruses? yes...very yes... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az49...

not gonna lie, i think those new chicken and cheese flatbreads are the comestible embodiment of my mood...basically all the time now. frightening, but better than it has any right to be.

just read "Federico Tesio" as "Federico Tesco" and i might just have a new name to use when i solo pub quizzes

yup, definitely a "Julia Hart's entrance music on repeat" kind of day

the Melbourne Cup is at the top of my global racing bucket list, and even i'm surprised by just how much i want Parchment Party to run well tonight.

How many innings until we get a Game 8

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

So if the game goes a couple more hours, the time change would make it an even wackier game.

That's just good bookin, friends. We're using the overrun.

i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here

I think we all need to pause for a moment to acknowledge that the Fanatics pants are still translucent

baseball is at its best as an ionesconian expression of tragic absurdity. they should make them all play nude

this call to the bullpen is sponsored by a talking banana slug

more Breeders' Cup trivia time: 2021 Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Turf winner Loves Only You is by Deep Impact out of the Storm Cat mare Loves Only Me. Loves Only You has a full brother named Real Steel -- the sire of 2025 Classic winner Forever Young.

trivia time: the top two finishers in the Breeders' Cup Classic have the same second dam. the Deputy Minister mare Darling My Darling produced 2017 Alcibiades (G1) winner Heavenly Love -- dam of Sierra Leone. she also produced 2016 Santa Ynez (G2) winner Forever Darling -- dam of Forever Young.

okay i was never gonna find Ethical Diamond -- i was on Rebel's Romance, since i thought this was One Too Many for Minnie Hauk -- but man, that's the coolest thing that's gonna happen this Breeders' Cup