My sleep schedule is so royally borked at this point, I don't know how to fix it. On one hand it helps knowing WHY this is happening (spoiler alert: ADHD), but also. I want to stop being WILDLY AWAKE at insane hours and then tired all day the next day... Only for the cycle to repeat itself. 😭💀

Grinders? Yeah, I may have a few. Info in comments.

WTS-COLLECTION CLEAROUT! PT 2 Guess who's back, back, back again! Lots of pretties needing new homes. All coming from a smoke/drug-free, pet-friendly home home in the US. Shipping not included in listed price, international available at buyer's expense. Comment/DM with any questions! #dongsales

WTS-COLLECTION CLEAROUT! PT 1 Guess who's back, back, back again! Lots of pretties needing new homes. All coming from a smoke/drug-free, pet-friendly home home in the US. Shipping not included in listed price, international available at buyer's expense. Comment/DM with any questions! #dongsales

WTS - Squish Bundles I tried to curate bundles by color/theme. Not willing to split bundles up - must be sold together. You can request item(s) be left out, but price won't change. I tried to pack each bag for maximum visibility, but contents won't be photographed individually. #dongsales #BSTKits

Well, with more bad medical news comes more/new sales! I'm curating some larger squish bundles to sell. They'll have general themes/colors and contain a mix of squish, teenies, stickers, etc, as well as a few rare squish I wouldn't otherwise part with. IDK if they'll sell, but here's hoping. 🤞🖤🤍

Welp. Guess who needs surgery. Again. I'm so tired...

PIC 1: Rare/Legacy Toys PIC 2: Squishes #dongsales #BSTKits

WTS BUMP/UPDATE! Still plenty of pretty friends looking for new homes. Most are UV, GITD, or both! Located in the US, but willing to ship internationally. Please feel free to comment/DM with any questions and/or for more pics! #dongsales

WTS BUMP/UPDATE! Still plenty of pretty friends looking for new homes. Most are UV, GITD, or both! Located in the US, but willing to ship internationally. Please feel free to comment/DM with any questions and/or for more pics! #dongsales

BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH MY CAPITAL LETTERS AND SUNNY DISPOSITION ✨️ THESE AND MORE DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

Hi everyone! I have a bit of a sad post. I won't be able to pour toys for the foreseeable future due to a new job and some problems with my workshop area. I might pour again in the future but for now I don't have have any plans for future stock drops.

But it's not all bad! I've also decided to hold my first Pride Sale. Hurray! I've always wanted to celebrate Pride with a sale but never had the time, money, or stock to do so. But I figured if not now, then when. So 30% off for the next 2 weeks or so! Happy Pride month!

Whoops, already goofed - here's updated availability! Willing to cut a MEAN deal if someone wants to take allllllll these remaining goodies (and will throw in the two shirts + extras! 👀)!

WTS - Cute pins! Anyone interested in cute enamel pins? Wanting to slim down my collection. Shipping not included, will ship internationally at buyer's expense Pic 1 - Pawtisserie: Blueberry (star) is $30, the rest are $15/ea Pic 2: $15/ea or $65 for all. Pic 3 - Aubry Joi Longcats: $25/ea

WTS Leather Collars Any interest in collars? Selling these two, both customs. Cake/frosting is handpainted, black is hand-stamped. Asking $50/ea OBO, shipping not included. Located in the US, willing to ship internationally. Only interested in trades for Hankey's XS Atlas or stained glass art.

WTS-COLLECTION CLEAROUT! PT 2 Guess who's back, back, back again! Lots of pretties needing new homes. All coming from a smoke/drug-free, pet-friendly home home in the US. Shipping not included in listed price, international available at buyer's expense. Comment/DM with any questions! #dongsales

WTS-COLLECTION CLEAROUT! PT 1 Guess who's back, back, back again! Lots of pretties needing new homes. All coming from a smoke/drug-free, pet-friendly home home in the US. Shipping not included in listed price, international available at buyer's expense. Comment/DM with any questions! #dongsales

Thank you everyone!!! ❤️❤️❤️ @altpornnet.bsky.social

Thank you everyone that voted for us at the Alt Star awards, and for all of your support! We brought home two awards this year! Best Sex Toy Sculpt Rakshasa, and Fan Favorite Sex toy for the Mage Hand! Thank you @altpornnet.bsky.social! Back to making things tomorrow!

Last night, the Animal Protective League shelter in Springfield, IL had the roofs ripped off both of their buildings by a tornado. Thankfully, all animals & staff are safe, but both buildings are a total loss. Fosters for displaced pets & donations needed! www.instagram.com/p/DZcjW9DlHQ...

"You’re going to get left behind if you don’t use AI.” Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.

WEH! HAPPY PRIDE! It's taken so long for me to get back! Life is...complicated at the moment. BUT NO MATTER! HERE IS PRIDE INFO! We're raising money again this year for the Kind Clinic in Austin, TX (my hometown)! $5 of every order will go into our fundraiser!

HEY GUYS I'm putting out a WTB! #dongsales I wanna buy shop cards off you, from every shop that has a good reputation, so I can hand them out at Pride next year! I'll send you my address, if you wanna pop'em in an envelope and mail them to me I would LOVE it!

Normally after not posting for a while I'd say how busy I've been but not this time, I've been so sick with the flu for almost a month that I've not wanted to go near the workroom till I'm better. 🤧 Here's a fancy set of rainbow toys I made pre-sickness for someone who asked 😍

Another reminder to keep a cheap leash in your car for lost dog encounters. Found this very sweet girl wandering a parking lot next to a busy road. She is now on her way to our local (no kill) shelter. Hopefully she’ll find her people!!

Well, I was gonna make an updated sales post with new photos, new toys added, and organized lower prices, but then my kitchen sink exploded and started flooding my apartment. So. Gonna just RT old one with a rough price adjustment list, please bear with me. If you see anything you like, LMK!

Since we are headed to the altstars next week we figured we needed to make another Unhinged grick to bring with us! So another rainbow inbound for silly pictures! 🤣 Small Grick, Super soft custom, Rainbow glow fade!

In case you missed it, I am running a fundraiser this month for our local animal shelter! Our region has been hit hard by housing insecurity and other socioeconomic issues in the past few years so their services are more needed than ever. Please help if you can! ❤️ givebutter.com/mollys-birth...

Splatter 🫟

This medium plug offers a familiar pride-ribbon that spirals from tip-to-neck and is finished with a sunset-toned T-bar base. Find this piece here: simplyelegantglass.com/products/sun...

A small, regular firmness 🌈 Defender Giveaway! RULES: -You MUST be 18+ to enter! -Follow us! -Like and repost! -You're welcome to enter both giveaways! -USA shipping addresses only! A winner will be chosen on friday June 5th, 4-6pm CST via DM. The winner has 48hrs to respond before we move on.

Time for our drop preview! The drop officially happens at 6PM ET on the 4th, with an in store preview of everything being added to inventory at 5PM ET! Near Clear 31 1,2. Rainbow Shimmer Fade 3,4. Deep Blue

WTS #dongsales #secondhandsilicone

STOP: is it smooth? is it approximately cylindrical? does it fit complfortably or even pleasurably in an orifice? if you answered yes to all of these, it might be a dildo. Call your local dildo control center, or find us online: funkittoys.com

WTS Leather Collars Any interest in collars? Selling these two, both customs. Cake/frosting is handpainted, black is hand-stamped. Asking $50/ea OBO, shipping not included. Located in the US, willing to ship internationally. Only interested in trades for Hankey's XS Atlas or stained glass art.

I’m on a long trip with my mum and dad. Many strange things to see and explore. You might think they grow things like oranges and grapes in Italy 🇮🇹 🍇🍊but I will show you something quite different in this video 🤭. #pets #dogs #boxersverige

WTS - Cute pins! Anyone interested in cute enamel pins? Wanting to slim down my collection. Shipping not included, will ship internationally at buyer's expense Pic 1 - Pawtisserie: Blueberry (star) is $30, the rest are $15/ea Pic 2: $15/ea or $65 for all. Pic 3 - Aubry Joi Longcats: $25/ea

Going through/refreshing my sales posts, hoping to post Mon/Tues! As a fun bonus, every sale* will come with a little goody bag including sticker(s) and fun candy! Larger sales will get a few more mystery goodies. *While supplies last, OFC. I'll also have quite a few stickers/cards for sale too! ☺️

Thank you so much for all the support for our drop! We still have a bunch of gorgeous new friends available for purchase 🥰

IT IS TIME! New toys are tumbling into the shop as we speak! Grab your coupon code ("YesYouMay2026" for email subscribers) and head on down to bask in the shimmers! strangebedfellas.com/collections/...

Cost of living so high but it’s still free to hold my hand

WTS!! I have decided that these are the keeper dongs I’ll be putting UFS! Along with some keeper squish and a bag of kits that just aren’t my style. Please let me know if any are of interest, I need the space and am saving up for driving lessons next month ☺️ #dongsales #bstkits