Age verification? I remember NEW Billy Mays commercials

I found them....... the worst men you've ever heard of.......

Oh now I just want to talk about my fiance's and my WHF ocs but I can't find the ART OF THEM

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Man, I love this hallway."

What if I posted We Happy Few fics. What if I did that.

"Alright potential autonomics appointment, are you ready to get my blood pressure and pulse readings standing for one and three minutes and also for sitting up?" "So we actually said laying down." "YOU'RE GETTING SITTING UP." My monitor doesn't read while I'm laying down OTL

strangling my last fankid week piece with my bare hands You're already late can I at least finish you???

#HVFankidWeek day four! I'll have to repost her again, but this #blitzstrike fankid actually has reference art, drawn by @skepticalamity.bsky.social ! archiveofourown.org/works/78821246 #helluvaboss #strikerhelluvaboss #helluvabossstriker

#HVFankidWeek day three, I know I’m late, I’m working on day four as we speak. As a treat, it’s Not Melody Again! archiveofourown.org/works/78795021 #hazbinhotel #thevees #polyvees #staticmoth #staticdoll #valvette I'm not saying "mothdoll."

#HVFankidWeek day two, let's go! We have Melody, my #guitarspear baby, again, sorry guys. archiveofourown.org/works/78662091 @hvfankidweek.bsky.social #AdamxLute #adamlute #hazbinhotel #adamhazbin #adamhazbinhotel #lutehazbin #lutehazbinhotel #abelhazbinhotel

My first piece for @hvfankidweek.bsky.social's winter event, featuring the #guitarspear fankid posted in @hellaocweek.bsky.social's replies about art of your character! archiveofourown.org/works/78598816 #AdamxLute #adamlute #hazbinhotel #adamhazbin #adamhazbinhotel #lutehazbin #lutehazbinhotel

If I bring my landlord the receipt for the cat litter I just bought to basically sand the walk and stairs do you think I'll get $5 off my rent next month

[ sees mentions of a guitarspear server as inspo for a fic I've been enjoying! ] I should join! I should make friends! [ crushing wave of social anxiety and fear that I'm weird or strange and not good enough ] Never mind!

Wow, I really don't know what to do with myself with that madmaid fic being done, huh? I was working on that for almost a year...

Fankid week sneak peeks if u even care: I could be persuaded to reveal the fankids these guys are for, maybe

Autonomic dysfunction is not fucking real. What do you mean I showered with the space heater running and now I'm too nauseous and dizzy to function

archiveofourown.org/works/77478831 I've been working on this #Madmaid for SO LONG, please take it!!! Also please heed the tags and the note! #madmaid #HazbinHotel #Niffty #Baxter

archiveofourown.org/works/77478831 I've been working on this #Madmaid for SO LONG, please take it!!! Also please heed the tags and the note! #madmaid #HazbinHotel #Niffty #Baxter

Madmaid is for the freaks.

So close to done with my #madmaid fic, I just need Baxter to be a depraved freak for five more minutes

I'm not going too nuts for fankid week this time so I can actually put out quality writing. I'm picking two kids and bouncing between them. I love my guitarspear fankid a lot and I want her to play in the snow at all costs. MAYBE I'll use Char once or twice.

why are my fuckin ears ringing

I think I would commit heinous international crimes to hear Alex Brightman cover War Pigs. Not even in the Adam voice necessarily, just like in general. I trust that dude with heavy metal.

Alastor in that rolling chair once Vox blundered the deal #Alastor #HazbinHotel @amirtalai.bsky.social

Name your top 5 songs of Hazbin Hotel season 2 1) Gravity 2) Brighter 3) Clean It Up 4) When I Think About The Future 5) Hear My Hope Vox Populi and Vox Dei are tied for 6th actually

#VoxVal NSFW 🔞

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

-Commission- Thanks to @missilesandcat.bsky.social ! I really really loved working on this character! #Commission

Can someone tell Joel Perez what he's done to my autistic household with "lee-tol hat"

Arts and crafts time

Yep, that's the point!

Some Abel/Emily to cleanse the chaotic timeline for the day! I think they are so fucking cute together #hazbinhotel

"Parents want adult cartoon banned because they let their kids watch it" is such a wild headline to say out loud

My smooching Angels Trio #holygates ? I think that's Peter and Abel but idk how the 3 of them could be called 💛💜🩵

Hazbin has yet to do a joke that is even half as insensitive, cruel, or dark, as anything put out by Family Guy or South Park. or even American Dad. You guys are just weenies.......

I would much rather be writing fanfiction rn my costume is making me want to commit crimes

Okay I don't tend to get too involved in any kind of fandom discourse, but this is one I cannot stay silent on anymore!! For the record, I am also aroace! And I didn't see anything super fucked up about the "cuck chair" scene. --

#hazbinhotelS2spoilers I hear some ppl are infantilizing Alastor bc of his aceness, even saying he doesn't understand sexual intention, which is why the cuck scene is BadWrongTM lmao what Not only does he understand it, he actively USES his sex appeal when it benefits him He was quite literally

The Favorite. #Alastor #Niffty #HazbinHotel

Still not over Vox getting crushed by Alastor 🫠 #HazbinHotel #Vox

I’ll never shut up about this -

I like watching Missile crash out

Alex Brightman needs to be stopped what do you mean this is the guy that did Hell Is Forever and Two Minutes' Notice. What do you mean that's Beetlejuice.

Living doll (sex doll, robot, it varies), somno (less weird overall, but the way I enjoy it is Strange) and one that you don't get unless everybody gets really cool about a lot of stuff really quickly that does relate somewhat back to those two things

If we get more Lute content this week I'm GOING to be insufferable, by the way.

Club Consent Week Day 6 Dubcon/Coercion While working on this the thought "he'd look super cute with a pussy" entered my mind and I was correct. So this is the only one that got an alt. lol #dubcon #coercion #noncon #publichumiliation #clubconsentweek #fizzeroli #fizzbot #fizzarobot #mammon

I wasn't Looking Disrespectfully before, but frankly, now I'm gonna Lust After that bird