Miss Fisher is so much fun

🎵 Yes they unit know that it will pass and yes they know New York will thaw But if you are a friend of any sort then play along (and catch a cold) 🎵

This from the party that has argued the government can't create jobs.

"He had a Nazi tattoo, sure"

My youngest will be 7 in a couple of weeks. I was ambivalent about having another kid and I'm so glad I did. He is (as one of our coffee mugs says) a constant fucking delight.

Apple sucks. Tim Cook sucks. gizmodo.com/apple-drops-...

I see that his bruised hand has been cut off by his father

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

Dive bar in a run down strip mall on the Eastern edge of Memphis had the best French Dip I've ever eaten.

AI is also used to describe lots of capabilities that existed before the term caught fire. We use a recipe app that's very good at creating editable, accurately formatted recipes imported from a picture or web site. Has worked well for years. These dorks would now call it AI.

Measles cases are increasing, and so is misinformation. Vitamins and supplements will not prevent measles and can hurt your health if used in large doses. Measles vaccines are 97% effective at preventing measles. Learn more about preventing measles: www.healthychildren.org/english/heal...

decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence

Yes, this is exactly the time to demand Democrats "do something." They can denounce Trump's actions as unconstitutional. They can state that he must be impeached and removed. They can make clear that all involved will be held accountable. These are the core duties of a role they all signed up for.

This is incredibly important. Not a single picture exists online of my almost seven year old. Personal privacy is a great gift for kids and one only parents and guardians can give for many years of their lives.

Re the Heated Rivalry situation. Carina Press is a a subsidiary of Harlequin, which is a subsidiary of HarperCollins. I do not know the arrangement between them regarding all aspects of the business. Carina and Harlequin are based in Toronto. 1/8

Get yourself of your favorite crazy cat person some kitty jewelry from my etsy shop, Bitten Beads! bittenbeads.etsy.com You wonderful customers are the reason my chronically ill self can make rent so thanks for sharing and thanks for shopping 🥹

Looking forward to Mike Johnson knowing nothing about this.

WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela

Pff. Forget Tarantino. Matthew Lillard is one of my favorite actors. Exhibit A: SLC Punk

Man, when you think about what this guy *does* sit through for his job, this is a hell of a statement.

Making money you can spend from stocks is a thing most people aren't doing. But a pension? You earn that. Or you used to as a result of years of work. Denigrating "only stayed until they got the pension!" tells me you know nothing about the working class. If a pension exists, that complaint exists.

Forgot Valentine's Day four years straight, huh?

I need a @dieworkwear.bsky.social analysis here.

Shaheen hold a town hall challenge

The chances of Rs eliminating the filibuster skyrocketed last night. They need to rig the game completely to have a chance next year and they know it.

Well done, Google.

I mean if it's legal... Biden, what's on the agenda now?

Fuck! Just saw a cybertruck :(

Just got an experimental mRNA flu vaccine! Let's see what happens.

Can we sue over PPP loan forgiveness? www.businessinsider.com/student-loan...

Me in my tennis league

Those were the days

I swear I need a setting that will block Pat McAfee and Stephen A Smith from ever appearing on my screen. That would be awesome.

I still have to go with the time I dislocated my shoulder snowboarding at the Olympics.

I dunno about you but I am HYPED for Phylum of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes in 2026

Sometimes I miss tumblr

If I see this, I’m walking out. You should, too.

When I was teaching data security at IBM in the early 2000s, I had a setup where my laptop would detect my proxy card and ask for my smart card which would require my fingerprint to access. Those were some seriously secure lesson plans and labs.

Looks pretty much exactly like I expected someone who buys one would look

That's some fine police work, Lou. www.wral.com/story/nc-law...

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/... This is crap. He's super should have gotten a shot as a head coach years ago.

From this day in history: me and Phin, about whom my wife once said "I hope no one ever loves me the way that cat loves you." Miss you buddy.

Lil Nas X pulls these stunts off because he backs it up with great music. "J Christ " is dope. What's funny is this provocation is older than he is. Madonna did the same thing with "Like A Prayer." Christians just make themselves so easy to troll. www.salon.com/2024/01/13/l...

That purple category is ridiculous. Connections Puzzle #211 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

My Salt? Veruca.