Did I ever tell you about that one time I got so high I was in bed like “we never thank our white blood cells for looking out for us. Those little guys try so hard and we never thank them”. I got emotional 🤣 Sure it was silly. But tonight this article put me right back there

lmao

I'm tired of waking up honestly

Looks like this was created by Porsche internally and shared with Epic Games.

five years ago if you let a client even SMELL this picture the brand department would leave a horse's severed head in your bed but turns out you can just do whatever

Why is trying to get the FFXIV Jolibee /eatchicken emote so hard...

J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️ 🎥 MLB

Sure you might lose money but you have to look at some of the benefits: 1) depriving a human family of a livelihood 2) having a CEO driven so mad by a lack of human communication that he starts talking publicly about his sperm

Sweet Dreams are made of Cheese 🧀

Is it normal to just feel absolutely drained anytime something slightly stressful happens Like it's always the stupidest stuff that nobody else would care about, but to me it's just tacked onto more and more BS

Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham

Sorry for the things I said when I stupid It will happen again

There's a dial at Nintendo HQ that controls the wokeness of our games, and baby, WE'RE CRANKING THAT SHIT UP.

I do not believe there is a way to be vocally anti AI and still support/play/promote this company’s titles.

Racists need to push a story that Indigenous people are stealing white people's houses. Sound familiar? It's one of the leading causes of the growth of the far right movement. The final boss of projection. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

why does the “you can’t fight it” rhetoric around AI feel so familiar?? 🤔

Premiere Smith’s illegitimate attempt to end run the system after the system failed to produce her desired chaos is a master class in ratfucking. Here’s how the question is structured: Should Alberta stay in Canada? Yes - Alberta should leave No - Alberta should stay

obviously not intended but the irony of putting the chemicals in the water making people gay meme in your ai slop that is actually making water undrinkable is so

“The Al is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you”

Idk why some 6* raids in Scarlet/Violet are so hard solo, but it's like so wild spending like an hour doung ome even though I could just move onto a easier one But i NEED herbs dang it!

AND YET YOU LIVE IN A SOCIETY!

I forgot I can just be annoying and then mute people and avoid consequences for ticking off annoying people. Nice.

"no worries" *Is actually all worries* New sticker! Get it here: mcapriglione.art #caturday

I should definitely avoid current events/political stuff because it constantly gets me in trouble with my less than favorable takes but like... Nobody stops me!

This is how TADC episode 9 should have ended.

“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah, about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Not racism and homophobia.

I wanted to announce that I'm gender fluid and I wouls celebrate with Gender Fluid Drink but it's SOLD OUT ;-;

@gaijingoombah.bsky.social would a gun be considered your neutral special?

"Ai is good ehen it's funny/cleaver" FUCK YOU

Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...richer!

Girl are you a microwave because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@sonicmega.bsky.social So I went to a grocery store and they didn't have fruit Riot (unless I'm blind) but they had these? Do we call them them no-name brand rip offs or...

Me and @vtuberpinkie.bsky.social watching Gameoverse then Shrek 2 It somehow always goes back to Shrek...

Tradition where me and @vtuberpinkie.bsky.social go to the mall and look for bootleg TADC merch... @alexrochonva.bsky.social @sonicmega.bsky.social @justtheclippy.bsky.social

Give it eyes and it's Caine in sandwich form.

he is receiving a +7

@lizzierfreeman.bsky.social If you had to choose a bootleg Pomni, which would you choose?

This is basically just what I go through working at a grocery store. People don't have situational awareness anymore...

My friend Doug is coming to the Nintendo eShop later today. He's chill, you'll like him.

I love it when I try to text back like instantly even when I'm busy but some people just can't do the same...

Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that

disabled people are perpetually demanded to perform more perfectly than abled people, with fewer resources, for less reward, all to be treated as even marginally human

YouTube video with thumbnail of a person with tears streaming down face looking directly into camera. Large red font that says 'IT'S OVER'. Video begins: "It's happened fam. I've finally finished my box of Cheerios this morning. Please subscribe and donate to help me financially recover."

I just want to have a word with the people who who decided that assigning heavily weighted group assignments for online classes was a good idea.

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Two of the several adlibs that I am SO grateful the team included in the final product. At least half of our sessions were me reading what they provided on the script - & the other half were phrases I wrote in advance based on the prompts just because it was SO dang fun exploring them In-character.