Ah, finally—‘defensive shots’ from DHS. I’m sure they’ll find even more ways to aggressively defend themselves from now on.

Again, I’m surprised this had to be stated in a judge’s order.

- Who can stop unlawful ICE operations? The FBI and DHS. - Who investigates afterward? The DOJ. - Who oversees all of them? The President. So only the President can stop the President — that’s unchecked power.

JUST IN: In a new lawsuit, Minnesota officials say DHS mishandled evidence from today's crime scene and made "astonishing" law enforcement decisions. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

挂一个在新闻的评论区里看见了一个傻屌：到处和人犟嘴ICE杀人是“两边都有错”的结果。 傻屌主页（大家可以预防性拉黑或者随手举报misleading content和hate speech） bsky.app/profile/chri...

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If you think American citizens should be summarily executed by masked federal agents, you’re not a patriot. If you think the lawless goons loyal to our demented pedophile criminal president are greater than the people of Minnesota, you’re not a patriot. You’re a fucking Nazi.

Of course, the ‘self-defending, brave’ federal agents killed another domestic terrorist.

MAGA: "He protested against federal agents!" -- "But that’s his First Amendment right." MAGA: "He carried a gun!" -- "But that’s his Second Amendment right." MAGA: "He protested against federal agents!"

“Ice has become Trump’s private militia. It must be abolished” Re-upping this piece of mine from last year, when things weren’t even half as bad as they are now.

ICE随随便便掏枪杀人看来已经是常态了。

You are now going to burn a goose, but in a century you will have a swan which you can neither roast nor boil.

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two years old.

“Bye, bye Abraham Lincoln! We’re going to turn you into slime, and then the Hotel Prize in Appliance [sic] will be ours. Wait, what’s happening?” said Don Jr.

Trump Mobile launched a golden “Made in America” phone and accepted $100 deposits from customers. Now, the phone may no longer be "Made in America" and is nowhere to be found. Is Trump Mobile scamming people? I’m calling for an investigation.

"The Protesters are DEMONIC" -- by 16th Century Catholics

本就如此啊，看看格陵兰因纽特人什么生活，美国的因纽特人又是什么生活？川普想给钱就收买因纽特人，不是做梦嘛？

The patriotic ICE agents bravely grabbed four kids from schools in Minnesota, for self-defense, of course.

U.S. immigration authorities detained at least four children, including a 5-year-old from a Minneapolis-area school district, as part of President Trump's immigration crackdown, Zena Stenvik, the Columbia Heights Public Schools district superintendent, said.

So is Australia going to start taking in American political refugees now?

“For weeks, Democrats have pushed to require ICE agents to obtain the necessary judicial warrants ahead of any murders they plan to commit,” House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said in a joint statement on the current Homeland Security funding bill

14岁小姑娘被48岁摩门教牧师和妻子绑架强奸九个月。这事发生在2002年的美国。

Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-greenland/

Just a typical stupid Trump-style negotiation tactic. It "wins" however costs trust among allies and reputation of the US. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

11 of the 25 countries on Trump's Bored of Peace are banned from immigrant visas to the US.

No, but it does look progressive.

I wonder if White House SpokesGoblin Karoline Leavitt realizes how many of us can see and hear.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

The US is the ICEland.

乌镇世界互联网大会将在美国召开。

Why would Donald Trump pardon a child molester? Oh, wait! I think I know the answer to that.

Finally someone tells him the truth.

When The Onion’s news comes true.

After 1900 there were only 2 accepted fatal dingo attacks recorded, and this perhaps is the 3rd one.

说“伊凡在隔壁”也不好使了🥲

Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.

BREAKING: Statement by Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and the United Kingdom:

Trump's Greenland tariffs prompt calls for unprecedented EU counter-measures reut.rs/4pGY6mV

Greenland chooses Denmark

“Can I go check a pulse?” a bystander said after Good was shot, his hands in the air. “No! Back up!” an ICE agent told him. “I’m a physician!” “I don’t care!” the agent replied, before another came up and said they had their own EMS on the way. trib.al/nHCD8eo

Looks like the EU-US trade deal is now dead, with all three major groups in the EU Parliament calling at least for suspension. The downward spiral has already begun.

有一种“老佛爷向八国联军宣战”的既视感

The Danes are serious! They have my full support! denmarkification.com

为什么要遣送他们？虽然他们确实有的逃税，有的欺诈，有的成为公众负担，有些是性犯罪者，有的对国家安全构成了威胁，但他们可是总统家族啊。