New profile pic, who dis? And no, these aren’t all the copies I have 😅🦬🩸

I may have achieved something that not even master cuts-n-scrapes @sgj.bsky.social has: ever given yourself a blister on top of a FRESH scar?

I’ll be there!! Anyone else?

There’s literally four cars in the parking lot of Natural Grocers, did they do something? 😂 am I supposed to be boycotting them?

Monday is the official start of Autumn and I have never needed it more in my whole life. I read Classic and Gothic Horror for the Fall/Winter season. This year's classic is THE OTHER by Thomas Tryon--but here are some that I have read & loved previously-try @valancourtbooks.bsky.social for books!

putting this on your timeline again

It’s been a very emo week, according to my Spotify picks 🤣 open.spotify.com/track/31HhcR...

I’ve got more specific info over my many slides, plus direct links over on insta—but here’s a preview: 1. Share information 2. Write to your reps 3. Uplift Palestinian voices 4. Divest from bad companies 5. Donate 6. Protest More: www.instagram.com/p/DOyYf00AKQ...

This day is actually trying to break me 🤣🤣🤣

I don’t even want to look at my listening stats for this song for the past few weeks… open.spotify.com/track/5TceQ9...

This dog led an officer to his leash while being rescued from his burning home. 14/10 for all (IG: aurorapoliceil)

So I’m a NYTimes bestselling author… 12 is my new favorite number 😭😭😭

There’s an entire high school class at an intersection near my house holding anti-gun signs that say things like, “when are we next?“ and I had to pull over to sob for a hot second.

I am not fast but I AM furious

WHY I LOVE HORROR edited by the incredible @raforall.bsky.social offers a sneak peak behind the curtain of modern horror fiction, with essays from Clay McLeod Chapman, Rachel Harrison, Hailey Piper, and Stephen Graham Jones (to name a few). Pick up a copy on 9/23 from @sagapressbooks.bsky.social :)

Happy release day to @nadiabulkin.bsky.social's ISSUES WITH AUTHORITY, a collection of three long works that @haileypiperfights.bsky.social called "one-of-a-kind." Any day with new Nadia Bulkin fiction in the world is immediately worth celebrating. Hell yes! More here: ghoulish.rip/nadia-bulkin...

Updated trailer for FIEND!!!

That first “I need you” punches me in the chest—every. time. Probably need to talk about this song in therapy. open.spotify.com/track/4Anh5T...

TEENAGE GIRLS CAN BE DEMONS today! 13 coming-of-rage stories including the return to print of "Benny Rose the Cannibal King" about the monstrousness of adolescence and those who will do whatever it takes to get away, or get even. Out now from Titan Books! 😈 tinyurl.com/prhdemons

Celebrate New Books Today! @nadiabulkin.bsky.social @almakatsu.bsky.social @jonathanjanz.bsky.social @haileypiperfights.bsky.social @titanbooks.bsky.social @quillandcrow.com @rebelsam94.bsky.social List in the alt text!

I can't believe it's finally here! My sci-fi horror novel VEIL is now available is now available in paperback, ebook, and an extraordinary audiobook narrated by Audie Award-winning actor John Pirhalla. You can purchase it everywhere books are sold! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0D1...

WHY I LOVE HORROR explores all the reasons with love the genre, compiled by @raforall.bsky.social with essays from all your fave horror icons, including @sgj.bsky.social, @claymcleod.bsky.social, @rachelharrison.bsky.social, & @tananarivedue.bsky.social — out 9/23! www.instagram.com/reel/DOqx51J...

Today’s the day! Well, for current Evernight subscribers, anyway. General sale starts Sep 18, if they don’t sell out during the presale! @sgj.bsky.social’s Indian Lake Trilogy by @illumicrate.bsky.social/Evernight 🖤

Saw a little herd of young bighorn sheep on my run today! 🐏

The fact that he felt comfortable enough to say this on live television is a problem in of itself.

Just a handful of turns before I put ol’ boy out of his misery, too 🎱

Hellfire is the be all end all villain song

This is magic, just made up batshit medical magic, it’s like saying “Danny Simon can walk again because they took his pinky finger, cut it off, pointed it accusingly at a warlock, painted it red, and stuck it up his ass.” Just pure wtf Mad Libs surgical sorcery.

Stormy sky vibes on our walk tonight

What are you reading? I need a new audiobook and I’m in a state of decision paralysis…

I know I just said I was exhausted from traveling but… @sgj.bsky.social AND @pfracassi.bsky.social??

Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.

If you’re the sort of person that recognizes most flavors of Christianity are a death cult, you will also love this novel. Two words: corpse juice. And that’s just the beginning. An incredibly unnerving body horror with a suffocating plot. This is a story full of malice, disdain, and dread. 📚🩸

Husband very excited to tell me that when he was weed whacking yesterday, he saw a baby snake and DIDN’T kill it (even though he haaaates them) because he didn’t want me to “cry again” 😆

A whirlwind day at the National Book Festival. Fun was had and books were signed. Thanks to all who came out!

A great time in DC yesterday at the absolutely PACKED National Book Festival 2025 with @sgj.bsky.social

Elk Head Woman was here? @sgj.bsky.social

The best part of borrowing one of my dad’s cars is that I never have to change the radio station

Since mid July I’ve been doing the jobs of three people (not hyperbole, they hired two guys who start Oct 14) and starting Monday, I’ll be doing the jobs of four 🥲

This truth bears repeating, again and again. theintercept.com/2025/09/03/t...

Love bullying my friends and family into reading something and forcing them to admit I was right 🤣

Spooky season is upon us again. And I, Elk Head Woman, am ready. Are you? More, including a peek at the brand new mass market TOGI that comes out 9/30, at: www.instagram.com/p/DOJncHSkTI... @sgj.bsky.social @sagapressbooks.bsky.social

Can’t forget @sgj.bsky.social testing the validity of Jack Torrance’s predicament either 😆🥶

A perfectly apt ending to such a fun, entertaining, and enlightening author talk with RF Kuang and @sgj.bsky.social 😂🍕

Happy I snagged these foreign @sgj.bsky.social titles recently, before mail restrictions make this tricky… Two French MONGRELS and an Italian MAPPING THE INTERIOR (which they’ve titled, “The Sleepwalker”)

Success! Elbow is fine. Just a scrape and a few bruises elsewhere. Can’t wait to only do this kind of distance one more time in my life…

Welp, took a spill and I’m bleeding pretty badly from the elbow, but I have 10.5 miles left…

An exchange Luke just had at Home Depot while loading rented equipment: Male worker: will you be able to unload this yourself? Luke: my wife is home, she’ll help Worker: your wife? you’ll need another man, someone strong Luke: you should be glad she wasn’t present to hear that 😂