Me talking to publicists about the things we do for authors

My mailman Chad knocked on our door today to tell me that tomorrow is his last day on our route, and I don’t think he was expecting me to cry 😂😭

💖WELCOME TO THE BISHBRARY💖 Featuring, my new @sgj.bsky.social shelves (they’ve got glass doors!) Three weeks of blood (literally), sweat, and surprisingly few tears. I’ll add some before photos in thread!

Squeeeee look who’s here early 👀 @sgj.bsky.social Plus a sneak peek of the new shelves!

LIBRARY RENO REVEAL ON MONDAY!!! Hopefully I can get everything put back in there by then 😅

Yourself, as a cartoon.

People held at the Fort Bliss immigration detention camp in Texas report guards have crushed their testicles, beaten them, broken their teeth, and more. We're demanding an end to this inhumane treatment and to immigration detention at Fort Bliss for good.

Bet y’all can guess what’s going under glass?

Gym bro just watched me deadlift 225x3 and still came over to “help me” get the plates off after my sets. Don’t do this, this seems polite and helpful, but it feels belittling. Especially if the lifter is not struggling.

I would congratulate @sgj.bsky.social on Good Stab’s spot on the Stoker preliminary ballot, but we all knew he was gonna be there, right?

Getting closer…

I’m wiped but here’s an update for the new library 👀

New flash story:

This was time consuming but we sure saved a pretty penny

I’ve been using this library remodel as an excuse to call my dad like every other day about the smallest things 😂

Can you REALLY say you have a favorite @sgj.bsky.social story if you haven’t read them all? Here, let me help you pick a backlist beauty… Full post: www.instagram.com/p/DTvKX72AHi...

FINALLY hit my goal of deadlifting 2x my body weight. 124.2lbs this morning, 150lbs on the bar. Listening to Gerry Rafferty.

New library loading…this is phase 1 of 3!

YAAAAY 😍 @aardvarkbookclub.bsky.social is the best!!

The overwhelming urge to DROP EVERYTHING for Sarah Langan’s latest!!!! 🤩

Uh ooooh…where did @sgj.bsky.social go? 👀

Can y’all guess where this is going…

“Abolish ICE” feeling pretty reasonable, if not timid

Officially Announcing The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones I’m pleased to announce The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social (Signed & Numbered Limited Hardcover) with an Optional Slipcase. ONLY 16 COPIES REMAINING. Read more & preorder here: sstpublications.co.uk/sgj-buffalo-...

I know I’ve been quiet here, having a hard time with reality this past week. Sending love if you’re feeling the same! 🫶

I’m up to 7 pull ups with no god awful kipping, thanks to: open.spotify.com/track/0C80GC...

@kylekouri.bsky.social’s new book knocked me off my feet. An intense roller coaster ride with so much heart packed into one little paperback. Tailor-made for horror/litfic combo readers. Full, chaotic review: www.instagram.com/p/DTLb9dLlJM...

Deadlifting 215 today to: open.spotify.com/track/2wvMC5...

Oh no, I’ve just gotten an idea of what I want for my birthday, and it involves paint and IKEA. And maybe swapping out carpet for flooring? That might be too much for me.

It’s not just me who loves the Ghostface rug…

✨bish wrapped 2025✨ Shock of all shocks at my top book and author! (It’s Good Stab and @sgj.bsky.social) More slides and stats: www.instagram.com/p/DS-G6CPAAE...

*cries in horse girl* it is CHAMPING at the bit

Many congratulations to @sheepishw0lf.bsky.social whose manuscript Casa de Sueños has been selected by @sgj.bsky.social to win the Stephen Graham Jones Horror Novella Competition!

Well, I snagged one of these this morning, but my only problem is that my BHH shelf is full…this is copy number 18…

Big sales for two of my fave @sgj.bsky.social on kindle today!

This is @annarosereads.bsky.social

Snuck in a rare five-star read at the close of the year…thanks @j-pardi.bsky.social for the rec!

My feral library guardian. He’s a buffalo, don’t make fun of the fact that he has a bear muzzle okay, he’s sensitive.

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Squeeeee look how stunning these two new @sgj.bsky.social babies from @sstpublications.bsky.social are going to be!!!

What a privilege it is to have enough joy in my life that I can spread some around. My run outfit today! 🎄🏃‍♀️❤️

They just love opening their gifts 😂🎁

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays my loves! May 2026 be filled with joy and peace for you 🫶🎄

Whew there’s been a little bit of a drama/stalker situation over on my Instagram this week, so I’ll not be posting about any events or things I’m going to for a little while 🥲 —just DM me if you want to know if I’ll be at something!

Still sooo many days left, honestly.

Fun, fast run today

In Colorado, you can only have an un-cracked/chipped windshield for a maximum of two weeks, apparently.

I need to make a @boulderbookstore.bsky.social run this week!! What should I grab? Tell me some of your faves for the year…all genres…

When I say I like country music, this is what I mean: open.spotify.com/track/1FM4JZ...