t*rner
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recovering extremely online individual. cat parent. lifelong fantasy enjoyer.
confirmed a week ago with my boss there was no summer offsite planned this year. got my pto approved for one week in july. guess who just got invited to a slack channel called āproduct-team-offsite-2026ā for the exact same week ššš
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Mike X. Nichols
2 days ago
it is okay to criticize things
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who up ruminating about their relationship with their Mother again
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2 days ago
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itās very important to have a group of your closest friends to carry you through tough times
3 days ago
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the shorter i go with my bangs the shorter im convinced i need to go
4 days ago
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yaoi gagarin
4 days ago
4 years estrogen!!! never give upšš©·š¤
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finding out a friend of mine hates kids is fascinating, to each their own but kind of an interesting way to realize they wonāt want to be around me in 3-5 years when i have my own
4 days ago
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sometimes i think iāve got it all figured out and then other times i try to order a gin martini at a wine bar
5 days ago
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i love them
7 days ago
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drunk on 2 bourbon sours and no dinner, canāt tell if iām not drinking enough or iām just in my 30s. either way budget diva!
7 days ago
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love to come home from the bar and request my personal chef to make me a 10pm dinner
7 days ago
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friday nights are for petting doggies and yelling at your friends
8 days ago
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If it's $1.49 to get free return shipping, well, it's not free, is it?
9 days ago
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something i enjoy about my man is that he does NOT fuck around with tobacco aesthetics. even paintings with kitties having a cig do not exist in our household. at the same time, he loves mad men, so
9 days ago
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thereās been a man here doing our tile for the last 2 weeks (for a four day job, classic) and he has genuinely called me a different name every day
10 days ago
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just finished Yesteryear, good god. thatās hours of my life i wonāt get back
12 days ago
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sheās helping with my emails
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Ed Morrish
12 days ago
the fuck it will
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canāt explain it but itās a very millennial thing to describe yourself as āferalā online⦠yes angel youāre so feral with your phone!! being mainly indoors!
12 days ago
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purchased an unfortunately awful watermelon the other day (disappointing my grocer grandfather). but i turned it into the most delicious agua fresca tonight (delighting my abuelo, i must assume). i am the ancestral blight and blessing all in one
12 days ago
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drop some colorful hair š§” my two fav vivid moments š«¶š¼ when i was young and hot and regularly crashing out online lol
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12 days ago
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honing my skills for succeeding in corporate america, such as ārunning a meetingā
13 days ago
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trekked to the westside for a first time watch
14 days ago
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there is a used bookstore in santa monica run by a man with a cloud of white curly hair that suggests a natural version of barristerās wigs. absolutely incredible vibe
15 days ago
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henry ā·
17 days ago
when you quote RT in order to dunk on someone's bit that's both a repost and a riposte
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just met my neighbors new boyfriend, who is named āBroganā
16 days ago
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canāt wait for the tile man to notice iām wearing the same sweatsuit as yesterday, just with more cat hair on it
18 days ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
19 days ago
me after I sow:
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boss gave me a compliment and then assigned me a big project. ya win some ya lose some
20 days ago
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Benjamin Marsh
20 days ago
this man LOVES the bunny
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the supervisor has logged on and is doing QA
20 days ago
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they just arenāt making movies for bisexuals like this anymore!
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20 days ago
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Julioadrian
21 days ago
I feel like the new kid at a new school. How do I find all the other gay Mexicans that enjoy Beyonce, watch soccer, know about film stocks and hasselblads and idolize Mr. Rogers??
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mothers day
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21 days ago
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uh oh. Ruminating on my Relationship with my Mother again
3 months ago
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wu tang clan bf, muna gf
21 days ago
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the only thing worse than trump being an extremely destructive and repulsive political force is that heās also kind of the funniest man alive
23 days ago
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kinda over posting on sites that use my posts to sell their ads! wish i could get all my friends on rss feeds
23 days ago
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boyfriend came home from the coffee shop saying his favorite barista who calls him honey served him⦠i was like oh? iāve been nourishing a relationship with MY favorite barista, a butch lesbian with a huge smile just for me. anyway i just found out weāre talking about the same person
24 days ago
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this might not come as a surprise but i just read an article about bread that made me shed real tears
24 days ago
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flanked! by the felines
24 days ago
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get you a man that unplugs your devices when theyāve been charging a touch too long
25 days ago
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i knew a lot of fringe weirdo freaks growing up (homeschooled) but pretty much all of them were fantasizing about killing nazis, not joining them. who are you even talking about
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30 days ago
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life starts to feel good again and the nightmares come back, whatās that fucking about
30 days ago
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made her a little scarf and sheās so cute
about 1 month ago
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my partner and i spent the last two months evaluating two different indoor cycling softwares. yesterday we made a decision. today we woke up and the worse one had acquired the one we liked LMAO
about 1 month ago
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i can be your long lost pal
about 1 month ago
a beautiful woman named Partiful keeps texting me
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mad men really does have the juice, god damn
about 1 month ago
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if a married man from my past is requesting to follow me on instagram, just know⦠my acceptance is entrapment
about 1 month ago
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Eve Ettinger
about 2 months ago
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