confirmed a week ago with my boss there was no summer offsite planned this year. got my pto approved for one week in july. guess who just got invited to a slack channel called “product-team-offsite-2026” for the exact same week 😭😭😭

it is okay to criticize things

who up ruminating about their relationship with their Mother again

it’s very important to have a group of your closest friends to carry you through tough times

the shorter i go with my bangs the shorter im convinced i need to go

4 years estrogen!!! never give up💙🩷🤍

finding out a friend of mine hates kids is fascinating, to each their own but kind of an interesting way to realize they won’t want to be around me in 3-5 years when i have my own

sometimes i think i’ve got it all figured out and then other times i try to order a gin martini at a wine bar

i love them

drunk on 2 bourbon sours and no dinner, can’t tell if i’m not drinking enough or i’m just in my 30s. either way budget diva!

love to come home from the bar and request my personal chef to make me a 10pm dinner

friday nights are for petting doggies and yelling at your friends

If it's $1.49 to get free return shipping, well, it's not free, is it?

something i enjoy about my man is that he does NOT fuck around with tobacco aesthetics. even paintings with kitties having a cig do not exist in our household. at the same time, he loves mad men, so

there’s been a man here doing our tile for the last 2 weeks (for a four day job, classic) and he has genuinely called me a different name every day

just finished Yesteryear, good god. that’s hours of my life i won’t get back

she’s helping with my emails

the fuck it will

can’t explain it but it’s a very millennial thing to describe yourself as ‘feral’ online… yes angel you’re so feral with your phone!! being mainly indoors!

purchased an unfortunately awful watermelon the other day (disappointing my grocer grandfather). but i turned it into the most delicious agua fresca tonight (delighting my abuelo, i must assume). i am the ancestral blight and blessing all in one

drop some colorful hair 🧡 my two fav vivid moments 🫶🏼 when i was young and hot and regularly crashing out online lol

honing my skills for succeeding in corporate america, such as ‘running a meeting’

trekked to the westside for a first time watch

there is a used bookstore in santa monica run by a man with a cloud of white curly hair that suggests a natural version of barrister’s wigs. absolutely incredible vibe

when you quote RT in order to dunk on someone's bit that's both a repost and a riposte

just met my neighbors new boyfriend, who is named “Brogan”

can’t wait for the tile man to notice i’m wearing the same sweatsuit as yesterday, just with more cat hair on it

me after I sow:

boss gave me a compliment and then assigned me a big project. ya win some ya lose some

this man LOVES the bunny

the supervisor has logged on and is doing QA

they just aren’t making movies for bisexuals like this anymore!

I feel like the new kid at a new school. How do I find all the other gay Mexicans that enjoy Beyonce, watch soccer, know about film stocks and hasselblads and idolize Mr. Rogers??

mothers day

uh oh. Ruminating on my Relationship with my Mother again

wu tang clan bf, muna gf

the only thing worse than trump being an extremely destructive and repulsive political force is that he’s also kind of the funniest man alive

kinda over posting on sites that use my posts to sell their ads! wish i could get all my friends on rss feeds

boyfriend came home from the coffee shop saying his favorite barista who calls him honey served him… i was like oh? i’ve been nourishing a relationship with MY favorite barista, a butch lesbian with a huge smile just for me. anyway i just found out we’re talking about the same person

this might not come as a surprise but i just read an article about bread that made me shed real tears

flanked! by the felines

get you a man that unplugs your devices when they’ve been charging a touch too long

i knew a lot of fringe weirdo freaks growing up (homeschooled) but pretty much all of them were fantasizing about killing nazis, not joining them. who are you even talking about

life starts to feel good again and the nightmares come back, what’s that fucking about

made her a little scarf and she’s so cute

my partner and i spent the last two months evaluating two different indoor cycling softwares. yesterday we made a decision. today we woke up and the worse one had acquired the one we liked LMAO

a beautiful woman named Partiful keeps texting me

mad men really does have the juice, god damn

if a married man from my past is requesting to follow me on instagram, just know… my acceptance is entrapment

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