Ikea Swedish Poutine. I don't know what to make of it. It was... heavy.

Chain of sleep events last night: * Bit my tongue * Bolted upright and took a big breath from my mouth * Depressurized my (nasal) C-PAP machine, sending a huge hiss of air out of my mouth * Cat jumped claws-first into wife * Wife shrieked * Cat reacts, turns into murder tornado * Hid under covers

There's a lot to process here, but the most mind-boggling for me is that they treat the plural of Cookie Monster in the same way you'd say "the attorneys general."

The teaser trailer for Terrible Lizards dropped today. (I’m writing this bad boy.) It’s RAD. youtu.be/iUY6bFjivWU

Mojo has that mojo.

The official announcement of what I've been working on with our amazing team at Invoke. Can't wait until we can show you more!

THE MERCHANT

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/

80s cartoon writer: So Thundarr, Ookla the Mok, and Princess Ariel fly an unflightworthy WW2 plane, Thundarr gets on the wing and uses the Sunsword to slice off the hand of the robot that was actually used for King Kong, resurrected by apocolyptic monkey men from the ruins of a Hollywood studio set.

My heart goes out to Eidos - so many talented people there with big ideas and big accomplishments. I hope to work with as many of them again as I can (and I already do work with some!) I loved my time there in the GotG days and love the silly, metal space game we built together.

The only thing I remember from my dream last night is the phrase "Hakuna Naginata, bitch," but I feel like that's good enough.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? Yeah, I'm probably going to be left floating down there, even though they'll give it a good try.

Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you 🪨📄✂️

Spotted downtown Montreal - the loneliest Gatcha 😭

Noooooooooooooooo

I can hear my kids in the next room trying to decide which Black Mirror episode to watch: "That one's about social media." "That one's kind of post-apocalyptic." "That's the lesbian one." "That's the one where a man fucks a pig."

I was just asked to apply for a game that "celebrates masculine heroism" and I think they just should have just said "a shirtless barbarian game." No need to be weird about it.

I hate the social pressure applied for raking leaves. They're like pretty little blankets that cover up the yard of weeds I always forget to mow.

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

The farting Fuggler ambush at Toys R Us is something to experience. Somebody also hid them randomly around the store so we were victims of fart attacks throughout the store.

My wife won't drink a bottle of Diet Coke unless it's been in the fridge for 12 hours so it's "cold enough." She then proceeds to sip on it ALL DAY, even after it reaches room temperature 30 minutes after the first sip. We also have an ice maker that she won't use.

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

Most terrifying Happy Meal toy ever conceived? From the local classifieds here. $10 to traumatize your shildren with this horrific toy/spoon/shoehorn?

Maybe too old of a garahe-dev reference, but it had to be exorcised from my brain after watching his new video.

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Any Warhammer nerds out there? I've always loved the universe, adored the Space Marine games, and now I'm playing Rogue Trader. I started reading the Eisenhorn omnibus, but where should I go after that novel-wise? Still not into the miniatures (yet?), but I do have a couple of the JoyToy figures.

Let's hope a real DedSec steps up to block our worst prophecies.

Tumor.

I'm making Astarion eat all of the tadpoles because I figure his vampirism might take care of it. I also made him a bard because watching him play pretty little songs and draw in admiring crowds while his face looks like a diseased scrotum brings me endless joy. #BG3

The best NPC in Age of Conan. (Facebook shares this with me as a fond memory every year or two).

My 15-year-old just came to me with a project idea - he wants to make a cannon that fires air, but powered by a bottle of lighter fluid. My heart: Fuck yeah, dude! My words: Go check with your mom first.

I got this recommended ad for 3rd party add-on boobs to Optimus Prime and Megatron. Is there a Spencer's Gifts on Cybertron? I might be more interested if the boobs could also transform into little robots like Soundwave's cassettes.

I love seeing my French-Canadian father-in-law (in his 70s), who is ridiculously well-educated when it comes to history, now posting pro-Antifa stuff. The world sees what is happening.

My dad, mid 70s, asked me on the phone not to post my thoughts about the recent assassination because it's leading to a ton of innocent people getting fired. I'm trying to process how surreal this all is to people not constantly online. Yes, I tried to explain "groyper." I don't think it worked.

I'm old enough to remember when people used to be worried about sinister subliminal messages being beamed into our brains through the T.V. Now they don't even bother hiding them. They already have their audience in a hypnotic state.

Couldn't the president's droopy-face thing just be the results of a dental appointment? My wife came home with a similar face after some fillings last month. I agree that a combination of all his other health issues leads to that thought, but I feel like he wouldn't be seen at ALL with a numb face.

I’m really baffled that voice actors in games don’t get attention in other genres- it’s so odd that the cast of Baldurs gate 3 haven’t been snapped up by TV and film productions. I can’t imagine there isn’t a crossover in screen arts makers and game players. It’s all acting!

I think this newsweek writer was drinking whiskey when she wrote this article:

I still remember the first gamedev studio I worked at used stuffed animals for source control. If somebody had a doll on top of their monitor, it meant they had the code checked out.

Thoughts on Superman: 1. Nailed the wholesome tone. 3. Great casting all around. 2. Mr. Terrific is goddamn terrific. 3. Less cgi babies, please. 4. More cgi flying dogs, please. 5. We Kansans ain't soundin nothin like that! 6. Hated the bowl cut. The bowl cut was perfection. Hated the bowl cut.

We've lived here nearly 20 years and never looked in our attic. Since we've been hearing noise up there, I climbed up a ladder to investigate and met our upstairs exchange student. I was hoping to find something spooky, but he actually jumped down and came over to see me.

If sovereign citizens demand a ticket refund for their portrayal in Sovereign, the ticket booth should reply with: "You didn't actually purchase a 'ticket' for a 'movie.' That's a transactional slip traded for a series of frames cycled through a machine. You'll have to take it up with the machine."

Do you think they ever get tempted to joust while they're up there?

I’m not going to fall for this pennywise

Yeesh Steam can be a needlessly mean place sometimes.

Apparently there's a Morbius toy that, for whatever reason, has his face melt over time, even inside the sealed package. I have decided I need one of these--the more deformed, the better. Deforbius.

Holy shit, after 25 years, my wife finally asked me a question about D&D. "What's disadvantage?" Huge board game geek but she's never been interested in tabletop roleplaying games.

Apparently there's a Harley Quinn scratch-and-sniff fart comic out soon. 1. Why. 2. Ew. 3. It'll be a collector's item so maybe buy one and try not to die of embarrassment at the counter. 4. I wonder if "unscratched and sniffed" copies will be more valuable. 5. Maybe just one sniff. For science.

Found a picture of our old devteam T-Shirt for Rainbow Six Vegas, a response to a Las Vegas mayor saying having an action game set in Vegas was "based on a false premise" and that it would hurt them economically. He tried to cancel us. It didn't work. That adorable little Bug is an adult now.