sometimes you just want to be a large, nonverbal beast that's cared for and also dangerous

Welcome to life with adhd. Today's episode is brought to you by christmas carols, playing on loop, while I have to do my full morning routine.

I accidentally bought a 28 dollar log of French cheese... I hope I like it

Lux: How much cheese should I layer into the lasagna? Me: Bark *immediately gets offered the bag of cheese to extract the cheese tax* Times are good

An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell, sources have revealed.

I did a panel earlier this year on character development, and the idea of "earned subversion," where there an "earned" payoff to keeping a characters traits very consistent for a long time, for the purpose of getting to make jokes way later on in their arc. This is my favorite example of this 😭😭

*read like a wildlife documentary* Before you, an introduced apex predator of iced peach teas. With the local Asian grocery depleted, his hunting grounds will now have to expand...

Ikr 😂

Only 3 months late to editing the bio...

Cheetahs are widely considered the weakest of the big predators due to their extreme physical specialization for speed rather than combat. Once they caught prey there's a big risk of lions, hyenas or a leopard showing up and taking it away from them. Cheetah life ain't easy.

reposting more old art as i find it cleaning out my old laptop

Much more than a boy

Bureaucratic nightmare? No no, I live in a bureaucratic daymare. It never fucking ends.

No one drives me anywhereeeeee. So I just gotta do it while driving >:3

Shadowbringers is now officially part of the #FFXIV free trial! Spread the word and tell your friends, because there’s never been a better time to begin their adventure! 🔥 freetrial.finalfantasyxiv.com

I have known them for 1 minute, but if anything were to happen to them, there would be a very angry hrothgar

I regret to inform you that this is me

The sad side effect of my medication is that I've lost interest in bubble tea.

a handmade embroidery artwork titled "Manually embroidered cats" created by artist @ladyserebrennikova.

an inspiration for us all. she got out.

Who would want to draw my sona using a catposting image as a reference?

Puppy needs a break from being the single point of failure

DOG CAFE 🐕✨

The opposite of kuchisabishii is fine dining. Mouth is content, but stomach is hungry.

Happy demon day @redishdragie.bsky.social :3

About to test out if hangovers really are worse in your 30s :p

(CW: VORE, ENDO) I didn't let them take their Switch in, so now they just have to sit there bored A gift for @sunnycatdog.bsky.social 💙

I'm a hunting dog, but only in the sense that I can hunt down the mistake in your spreadsheet.

Looking outside at the nice weather but work exists

Internal monologue after getting a tect

This month, I have been visited by 3 of the 4 horsemen of the gay apocalypse. Ghosting, blocking and catfishing... This week the 4th will come for me 😭

Kinda sucks spending the night before MG alone in a hotel room after getting ghosted multiple times over the last week.

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I just walked past a woman with the most bored expression I've ever seen. She was at a table with a guy explaining something to her with the slide titled, "the rate of technological change is accelerating". I hope she has a good rest of her day...

Accidentally starved myself all day, so I'm going to blow my whole food budget for the day in one meal.

The stars really never do align

I miss the FurDu bagel shop ;_; Alas I will have to go another year without

Pet me and call me a cute doggy

The ULTIMATE blueberry paws 🫐 New Plush Sock Paws for Jazzy! 🐾

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE CRITTERS!!

dog flu season

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Because I really need sleep but wanted to get something out there, I decided to break my investigation into yiffpersonality into parts. Enjoy!

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting