If I make it through today I think I'll make it through the week. How dya like them apples?

Woken up to the news of Richard Osman leaving House of Games. Those luggages and fondue sets will be collector items soon. I propose a Hunger Games style contest to replace him.

Nooooooo 🫠 No fair 😞

There is no light without shadow as there is no shadow without light. Simply because you can eliminate darkness does not always mean that you should.

happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶

First BSL Level 2 exam incoming. Wish me luck.

Can't sleep because BSL Exam nerves are kicking in. Oh boy 😑

Russell Howard said this years ago when The Orange retweeted Britain First - "The leader of the Free World is a racist prick."

Oh come on, this is just not fair 😔

‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

Lord of the Rings extended trilogy done this weekend with @monkeyboy1337.bsky.social. What a slog, but oh so worth it 👌

"Oh, the child sex abuse app?" should be the standard response to when someone says "I saw something on X..."

The critics were right 😐 #Moana2

I've not really been a fan of TMNT. So, does it make me a bit sad for spending my spare time over the last couple of days learning this absolute banger? 👇 And dare I say it? I believe I am successful 🥷🐢 youtu.be/LNXDORibqkE

This is especially true today 🥱😴

www.signature.org.uk/british-sign... This is all because there's a BSL tutor shortage.

I've waited 22 years for this. It did not disappoint. #KillBill #KillBillTheWholeBloodyAffair #Tarantino #QuentinTarantino #FilmSky #Movies 🍿

I never thought a Frankenstein adaptation would make me cry. Yet, here I am, almost sobbing my heart out. @realgdt.bsky.social, I have only one word to describe #Frankenstein - WOW. You never fail to amaze me 🫡

That was bloody brilliant. Dan Trachtenberg, you never fail to amaze us 😎 Dek is badass 🗡 @monkeyboy1337.bsky.social #PredatorBadlands

After the last couple of nights, Wolfenstein The New Colossus can royally fuck itself 😡

if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview

Somebody wanna tell #BBCNews that 2034 hasn't happened yet? 🤦‍♂️

The last 24 hours can go fuck itself 😭

Showing my 3 year old niece Once Upon A Studio. It's one thing her asking to watch it again. It's quite another when she asks who every character is. I am one proud Auntie 🤗

Happy 63rd birthday to THE JETSONS, even though it lied to us as children.

BSL Level 2 in half an hour. A mixture of excitement and nerves are dwelling within me.

Did you know that 7 out of 10 Trump supporters are just as dumb as the other 3?

Early birthday present to myself. Finally got my hands on it after being delivered to the wrong address (bloody Amazon) 😒 Get in my eyeballs 😍 #BookSky

People who supposedly love this country are vandalising it. Even better, with a Cross named after a man born in the Roman Empire and died in Palestine. These vandals who hate foreigners clearly don't know their history. Otherwise, they wouldn't be tagging half the country. Absolute morons.

Very burned out on everything right now 🙃

Today, I'm getting a really strong feeling that I'm here to be taken for granted.

So stressed with work that I could just cry 😔😥

Excuse me, Andrew Castle. Alexandre Müller did not steal that second set from Novak Djokovic. Müller won it fair and square 🎾 #Wimbledon2025

In that case, I am forwallowed 😴

Level 2 BSL Interview incoming.

#Marvel #Avengers #InfinitySagaConcertExperience 🎶

Absolutely phenomenal 👏 My hands ache from so much clapping.

Why must I be dragged into watching Eurovision every year?

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.

#PlayStationTheConcert was absolutely amazing. The music for The Last Of Us had me in tears. Phenomenal 👌

Gun registry? No. Autism registry? Yes? Fuck ALL the way off.

Finally finished Sunrise On The Reaping. What a bleak and brutal book 😟 Anyone who says that they didn't feel a little melancholy after finishing this is lying.

So, a deaf person is telling me that how I learned BSL and passed level 1 is wrong, despite the fact that I was taught by someone who has been deaf for years and is a qualified tutor?

"Smirks are lubes for laughs." Words to live by. Thank you @roisinconaty.bsky.social 🤣 #LastOneLaughingUK

Happy Ravenclaw Pride Day to my fellow Ravenclaws. For all of you open-minded free thinkers who love to learn. #RavenclawPride

Disney on Ice was amazing. My inner child was doing everything not to jump up and down with excitement 🤗

Disney On Ice later. Really excited 🤗 I know I sound like a kid, but I don't care.

This is bloody gorgeous 😍 Get in my eyeballs 🤗

Just got tickets for this 🤘 Really can't wait 😎 @monkeyboy1337.bsky.social