Insomnia, thou art a vile and contemptuous bitch 😴🥱

So, why did you post it if its wrong?

Happy BSL Day everyone!!! How am I only just finding out about this?!?!

Thoughts on Project Hail Mary: Amaze, amaze, amaze. Sob, sob, sob (x9) 😭

Bloody brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

Ben Delo has Aspergers and supports Farage and his fascist party. This prick does not speak for others who have been diagnosed with Autism. www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...

A poem, by me. It’s Bank Holiday Monday Monday Holiday Bank But I still have to go to work Which is, quite frankly, wank I should be on the sofa And doing bugger all Apart from eating Easter eggs And answering nature’s call. ©️Flups

Sprinting desperately between fridge and biscuit drawer, thighs slapping like ham castanets.

Ho-ly shit!!! What did I just watch? 😱

I don't suppose Frankie Boyle came up with this, did he? 😅

Wish is better than Encanto. There, I said it. I will die on this hill. Screw you haters.

Oh, for fuck sake. This is just not fair. First Chuck Norris, now Nicholas 😩

Just over a decade ago, people complained about a lack of diversity in film. Now that we have it, people are complaining about it being political because a black man won Best Actor. Double standards much?

As a quiz nerd I was kinda gutted that Osman was leaving House of Games, but now they’ve announced he’s being replaced by Michael Sheen, so it’s all good baby.

Can't wait to see his silhouette on a fondue set 😅 Bring it on 😎

Anyone notice that Marty Supreme didn't get a damn thing? 😅

Good God, can't Horror catch a break anymore? Sinners should have got this and I will die on this hill. Come at me.

If I make it through today I think I'll make it through the week. How dya like them apples?

Woken up to the news of Richard Osman leaving House of Games. Those luggages and fondue sets will be collector items soon. I propose a Hunger Games style contest to replace him.

Nooooooo 🫠 No fair 😞

There is no light without shadow as there is no shadow without light. Simply because you can eliminate darkness does not always mean that you should.

happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶

First BSL Level 2 exam incoming. Wish me luck.

Can't sleep because BSL Exam nerves are kicking in. Oh boy 😑

Russell Howard said this years ago when The Orange retweeted Britain First - "The leader of the Free World is a racist prick."

Oh come on, this is just not fair 😔

‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

Lord of the Rings extended trilogy done this weekend with @monkeyboy1337.bsky.social. What a slog, but oh so worth it 👌

"Oh, the child sex abuse app?" should be the standard response to when someone says "I saw something on X..."

The critics were right 😐 #Moana2

I've not really been a fan of TMNT. So, does it make me a bit sad for spending my spare time over the last couple of days learning this absolute banger? 👇 And dare I say it? I believe I am successful 🥷🐢 youtu.be/LNXDORibqkE

This is especially true today 🥱😴

www.signature.org.uk/british-sign... This is all because there's a BSL tutor shortage.

I've waited 22 years for this. It did not disappoint. #KillBill #KillBillTheWholeBloodyAffair #Tarantino #QuentinTarantino #FilmSky #Movies 🍿

I never thought a Frankenstein adaptation would make me cry. Yet, here I am, almost sobbing my heart out. @realgdt.bsky.social, I have only one word to describe #Frankenstein - WOW. You never fail to amaze me 🫡

That was bloody brilliant. Dan Trachtenberg, you never fail to amaze us 😎 Dek is badass 🗡 @monkeyboy1337.bsky.social #PredatorBadlands

After the last couple of nights, Wolfenstein The New Colossus can royally fuck itself 😡

if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview

Somebody wanna tell #BBCNews that 2034 hasn't happened yet? 🤦‍♂️

The last 24 hours can go fuck itself 😭

Showing my 3 year old niece Once Upon A Studio. It's one thing her asking to watch it again. It's quite another when she asks who every character is. I am one proud Auntie 🤗

Happy 63rd birthday to THE JETSONS, even though it lied to us as children.

BSL Level 2 in half an hour. A mixture of excitement and nerves are dwelling within me.

Did you know that 7 out of 10 Trump supporters are just as dumb as the other 3?

Early birthday present to myself. Finally got my hands on it after being delivered to the wrong address (bloody Amazon) 😒 Get in my eyeballs 😍 #BookSky

People who supposedly love this country are vandalising it. Even better, with a Cross named after a man born in the Roman Empire and died in Palestine. These vandals who hate foreigners clearly don't know their history. Otherwise, they wouldn't be tagging half the country. Absolute morons.

Very burned out on everything right now 🙃