Had a dream he died last night. Hopefully a premonition

Mom: don’t embarrass yourself Me: so I must do country dance.

Tried to get down n funky on Accutane. Almost died

I had a really nice birthday yesterday

Putting my neck brace on before playing Kirby in case I get too in-the-zone

Idk if he would still hate women if I had eaten his ass, and that I regret

The plushie thing at the Olympics is hilarious

Started accutane today, can’t wait for six months from now

First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring

Honestly I think Noem Chomsky should commit seppuku on live TV

My ex was an Andrew Tate fan and I should not miss him. My ex was an Andrew Tate fan and I should not miss him. My ex was an Andrew Tate fan and I should not miss him. My ex was an Andrew Tate fan and I should not miss him.

Being mentally stuck in 2007 doesn’t make waiting a week for new episodes any easier

Can’t wait to start Accutane, so sick of my face

Y’all have no idea how badly my ass wants to go to a Pitbull concert

It's always good to step away from current events when you have trouble breathing

ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊

Sorry y’all, that was me

Check out @cmatbaby.bsky.social‘s music, it’s great and I have a huge crush on her (10/10 recommend)

Sorry 2025, but it's time to break up. It's not me, it's you

I wish I was a lesbian instead of just bi, but I guess half measures are just kinda my style

Just a girl saying "anywhooo" after being very weird

Two drinks deep and still anxious, what the fuck

To everyone who didn’t unfollow me while I was sadposting; Dumb/angryposting will resume tomorrow, thank you for your patience (also, I love you)

Everything and everyone fucking sucks

A shock collar for every time I dream about my ex

Oh so you use your children to make content? That’s so cool! I think you should go to jail.

I’m gonna sleep in so motherfucking hard tomorrow

Trevor never missed 😔🥀

Tried textured vegetable protein and soy curls for the first time after being a vegetarian for 11 years

We are being ruled by Austin Powers villains

Fleabag is a god damn masterpiece. I have one episode left and I am going to be a broken person when I’ve finished it

Watching the Rockefeller Christmas thing with my mom and only thinking about this youtube.com/shorts/dOBTF...

Watching fleabag makes me feel desperate to fall in love. Envy her libido tho, can’t relate

“Be yourself,” they said. But they don’t know me like I do.

I’m sort of happy, most of the time.

I have a favorite brand of mayonnaise, in case you were wondering whether I’m white.

How do you bitches make friends on the internet

It's 2025 how is it still 2020

I’m loving Fleabag, but I’d love a version where everyone ends up happy

I may look calm but inside I’m knocking over cups for attention

It's not 420 anywhere except your heart

“In my experience, turkey tastes the same no matter what you shove up its ass” — my Mom Happy Thanksgiving y’all 💚

Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low

Missing sodium vapor street lights a lot this holiday season :(