I realize who Dokoupil reminds me of

A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”

lmao Mad Magazine has still got it

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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

Joe Lieberman is the gift that keeps on giving

Ponzi was a futurist.

Countdown to some “exits” at CBS News and Bari proudly announcing new 60 Minutes correspondent Nick Shirley.

It’s gotten worse since the rise of cable and decline of local tv stations showing syndicated reruns. My childhood was Gilligan’s Island, Brady Bunch, The Flintstones, etc., and I share that with multiple cohorts

The ballroom is equivalent to 25,000 penises.

Of all the things that Mike Johnson hasn’t seen, I predict this will be the thing he has not seen the most

“R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?” Damn that would be wild. Wow.

When I saw this post, I assumed the quote was made up. I was like, “Wow, that is a great and hysterically over the top parody of bad writing ….”

Zaslav is like if every time the Coyote fell off a cliff or got exploded by a bomb Acme handed him 50 million bucks.

This is one of those things I had to triple check before sharing to make sure it wasn’t from a parody site.

I get The Onion delivered to my doorstep and it’s the best piece of mail I get each month. Makes me feel like I’m not crazy.

1. Character coughs and is dead from some disease within 30 minutes of runtime. 2. Recognizable actor appears in first ten minutes and then disappears for the bulk of the movie, meaning they will be revealed to be the villain. 3. “Let’s get out of here.”

MAHA is all about organic heroin

Paging @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

"I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning."

Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.

Give Steven Seagal an Oscar while you’re at it.

"this is a nation of Constitutional law, not martial law. Defendants have made a range of arguments that, if accepted, risk blurring the line between civil and military federal power—to the detriment of this nation."

Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.

My dad was well-known liberal columnist. I was outraged that George Will had a much higher profile. “Yeah, George Will has millions of bucks. But he has to go around being George Will.”

The whole thing is like a Bari parody. Contradicted by reality but in service of a prefabbed agenda so powerful that pointing out that means you are “intolerant.”

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

Don’t use ChatGPT to write your editorials, kids.

I was going to wait until his article came out to post my response, but given the amount of play the paper is getting, I figured I’d post this now. 2/

He sounds like Porky Pig.

Just as Democrats are switching focus from failed leaders in the House and Senate to vibrant, aggressive governors and mayors, we also need to shift our media consumption to non-profit outlets like ProPublica and non-profit partisan outlets like The Texas Observer.

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️

SWF Single, white-supremacist female

Cc @jfallows.bsky.social on the topic of NYT headline writers. Notice how they achieved DJT’s dream of stripping an American of their citizenship

I would rather LIVE in Peace than Rest in Peace

I believe this is fake.

Turns out the 3rd Amendment isn’t just some weird artifact from the 18th century

Five favorite black and white films: The Sea Hawk Casablanca The Manchurian Candidate 39 Steps All About Eve I also could have filled this list with Universal monster movies

Pope Gyro VI

“Schumer 101”

A useful feature of scandals is that they confirm who the raging assholes are.

With latest missteps, opacity of emperor’s outfit fades.

Rural America managed to completely miss the ‘60s. Went immediately from the brain dead conformity of the 50s to the brain dead hedonism of the ‘70s.

I prefer “criminal-Americans”

They know they can’t really deport all those millions because the business community wouldn’t stand for it and they don’t have the resources anyway. So instead they are targeting high profile issues (“gangs” and “Hamas supporters), and going after the easiest to abuse - people who are here legally

Trump could give Wyoming to Russia in exchange for a Trump Hotel concession in the Donbas and MAGA would fall all over themselves cheering his statesmanship