timeline cleanse

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

as far as i can tell “bio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction

Wow.

Apple should adjust its feed to be nonstop Epstein Trump stories.

Let’s make it viral folks. Thank you @histoftech.bsky.social.

They’re going to try to suppress the vote in the brown areas, but they’re still going to get massacred in the suburbs.

The GOP will Fight for Your Right to Party

My favorite critic on my favorite performer.

On SCTV. It's fitting in a way that the only complete version of a show may be someone's off-air VHS from 1987

Ok. Hear me out. Macaulay Culkin, Winona Ryder, and Dan Levy play siblings in a heartfelt comedy coming to terms with the passing of their mother?

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

One small thing you can do today: ICE is ramping up in Maine. Food For All is delivering meals to 300 families that can't leave their homes. They need $7k a day to continue operations. The Culture Study community is raising enough to cover a day—join us? Donate directly: givebutter.com/Scx87A or

1/27/2026 - Minneapolis ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone They did not have a warrant

"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights. Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

lol he gave sworn testimony that he doesn’t run it

Heroes. To everyone doing this work whose names most people will never learn, you’re absolute fucking heroes.

The Execution of Alex Pretti youtu.be/DXT-sBECFXw?...

ICE detain yet another minor child—chase him down his own street and tackle him to pavement. "I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish. Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature. Minneapolis, MN

Is it a bad sign that it seems like MSNOW is completely supported by Qunol and Neuvage?

1 broccoli 1 piece of chicken 1 corn tortilla 2 dolls 5 pencils 50 year mortgage Trump’s Golden Age

I realize who Dokoupil reminds me of

A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”

lmao Mad Magazine has still got it

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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

Joe Lieberman is the gift that keeps on giving

Ponzi was a futurist.

Countdown to some “exits” at CBS News and Bari proudly announcing new 60 Minutes correspondent Nick Shirley.

It’s gotten worse since the rise of cable and decline of local tv stations showing syndicated reruns. My childhood was Gilligan’s Island, Brady Bunch, The Flintstones, etc., and I share that with multiple cohorts

The ballroom is equivalent to 25,000 penises.

Of all the things that Mike Johnson hasn’t seen, I predict this will be the thing he has not seen the most

“R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?” Damn that would be wild. Wow.

When I saw this post, I assumed the quote was made up. I was like, “Wow, that is a great and hysterically over the top parody of bad writing ….”

Zaslav is like if every time the Coyote fell off a cliff or got exploded by a bomb Acme handed him 50 million bucks.

This is one of those things I had to triple check before sharing to make sure it wasn’t from a parody site.

I get The Onion delivered to my doorstep and it’s the best piece of mail I get each month. Makes me feel like I’m not crazy.

1. Character coughs and is dead from some disease within 30 minutes of runtime. 2. Recognizable actor appears in first ten minutes and then disappears for the bulk of the movie, meaning they will be revealed to be the villain. 3. “Let’s get out of here.”

MAHA is all about organic heroin

Paging @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

"I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning."

Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.

Give Steven Seagal an Oscar while you’re at it.

"this is a nation of Constitutional law, not martial law. Defendants have made a range of arguments that, if accepted, risk blurring the line between civil and military federal power—to the detriment of this nation."

Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.

My dad was well-known liberal columnist. I was outraged that George Will had a much higher profile. “Yeah, George Will has millions of bucks. But he has to go around being George Will.”

The whole thing is like a Bari parody. Contradicted by reality but in service of a prefabbed agenda so powerful that pointing out that means you are “intolerant.”