That's why I'm seeing the rusted on bingo :( bleak, so young

@hiroyasugita.bsky.social Hi there! I can see you’ve messaged me but I can’t read the message because of the new age-related ID laws. Are you able to DM me on twitter so I can reply? Sorry about this, thanks.

Incredibly sad to hear about Jon Kudelka. Here’s my little silver eye of his.

This woman is a despicable menace www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

It is time we just put all power in the hands of Dolly Parton

Our media is doing exactly the same thing the UK media did with Farage

Seeing all the “professional” activists go after Stancil is negatively polarizing me into a stance that Minnesota is winning because it’s normal people rising to the occasion and pushing a lot of activist nonsense out of the way by doing it

Evil phish. My Medicare card *does need to be replaced* But Medicare mailed me my new card last week - I didn’t have to do anything to get it. Wonder how my Medicare expiry date and phone number got compromised?

I should tell my kids that we used to have a type of celebrity whose entire job was introducing movies, and that a country with less than 20 million people was able to sustain not one but two of them, and see if they believe me or if they decide "Ivan Hutchinson" is a name I just made up.

Some unvaccinated were no longer able to participate and they somehow failed to repond to the call .....

Local media reporting ballistic missile warnings in Kyiv. Fuck Putin.

Just the other night I was talking with some friends and someone brought up Cory Bernardi. We then had what I thought was a brief but innocent conversation about the former pollie but it seems we had actually summoned him from the bowels of hell where he had been residing. Oopsie. Apols everyone!

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You love to see it. Down to only two Watch and Act messages across the whole state. Summer is not finished yet, but great work by everyone to be in this situation. #VicFires

Goodwin’s semi-conspiracist obsession with dinner parties is a real psychological tic. He imagines that all the fancy “elites” are moving from dinner to dinner talking trash about him (I would actually enjoy that though)

ex-radio/TV news/caff folk wondering what to do in retirement?? How about a free service where podcasters send their boring badly constructed over long rambles, which do include a couple of good points, to you for the editing they so badly need before publication. a final service to humanity

In *Texas*

@christietime.com I am so glad you’re doing the Westmacott books! My absolute favourite.

It's a fabulous 17.2C with a predicted top of 20C. The sky is overcast and I couldn't be happier! #MelbourneWeather

I often wonder if the staffer who did this still wakes up screaming

Farking hell Ulez bomber: the retired electrician who turned bomb-making extremist www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

😭 ‘Her name was Mothball and she changed my life’: the true story behind Diary of a Wombat www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...

This is very good

Deep drag on cigarette "Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."

Your average political class person sees the rise of the One Nation vote and goes "it must be about the racism and culture wars". Most of the voters go there because they heard Hanson go "everything is bullshit" They are two very different things. And it's why so many of you sound barking mad

When an Australian government isn't doing enough for its citizens, it doesn't grow the left, it grows the right and the right adjacent. The great misunderstanding in Australian politics is confusing why people do that, and how what they want is different to the ideology attached to where they went.

The Neighbours to Emily Brontë pipeline.

I’m going to be real with you Caitlin - it doesn’t sound like you’re actually a tech-savvy zillennial

The Liberal Party have a chance to wipe the Nationals out - they should take it. The Nats and the political culture they bring to the Coalition are why the Libs have been smashed, why they lose city seats to independents and struggle in regional seats they should own. Send them packing.

Very sad news about Dr Tim Read who’ll retire from the Victorian parliament because of a metastatic melanoma diagnosis. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

Kind of hilarious that anyone thought this would work in cinemas. Apart from anything else, Melania has all the charisma of a wet paper bag.

also it's never, like, listen to a podcast for Alaskan hunters or watch professional wrestling or read Christian romance novels or other things that are actual worlds of their own largely unfamiliar to urbanites, it's always 'the Nutrition Supplements and Racism Hour for Daddy Trump'

it's also a demand never made of, say, rural people who won't go into the city because they think they'll be murdered.

Hottest in Victoria today Kyabram: 45c at 3:40pm Hottest #MelbWeather Coldstream: 30.4c 4:56pm. Reminder if you have not experienced 45c plus before, you are not prepared for it, so stay safe, stay cool, stay home or at a cool place over the next few days. Tuesday mother nature will bite back.

Reminder, I am an extreme weather nerd. I will be using #VicFires, #Heatwave and #MelbWeather to post a lot about weather extremes over the next week. Mute if you don't care. Also thank fuck the winds are not as bad as Black Saturday, but everything else is. This week is going to be a bad week.

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

A health warning is issued to Melbourne residents as the city is covered in smoke from a bushfire burning in the Otways, in Victoria's south-west.

Damn the soulless Nazis of Trumpism straight to Hell.

A normie's guide to spotting nazi symbols: www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

Hey #MelbWeather folk, Do not I repeat do not head inland for the next week. Still a spike day for us Saturday at 40c and a nasty 42+ for Tuesday. Mildura, yikes. So on Monday, Mildura will exceed its hottest Day ever. (46.9 Jan 3 1990) Then on Tuesday, break the record set the day before.

Is this like a form of high tech sov cit garbage? Whatever it is 🚮

Updated forecast has Melbourne at 41c on Tuesday, other locations around Melbourne will be hotter.

Heads up #MelbWeather folk... It is going to warm up, for Melbourne, Saturday and Tuesday are the spike days. If you head inland, everything is hot for the next week. The forecast for Mildura is hotter than the record which is 46.9 Jan 3 1990. Expect forecast to get hotter as well.

traveling back in time and ignoring his cries of "it hardly seems necessary" and digging a revolver into jemmy madison's temple until he writes federalist #86, "what if the president is the biggest most corrupt shit-for-brains in history and also going insane"

This is how comfortable a quoll can get......waiting to see when some food will be delivered. Just outside our back door in the covered BBQ area.

Saturday is looking brutal but otherwise the first half of the tennis should be great ⭐️

Australians are deciding USA is not a place to visit… oddly they still are going to Canada. Almost like there is something specific about the US.. #ThePoint thepoint.com.au/off-the-char...

I think it was @geogvma.bsky.social who pointed out that every single leftwing 9/11 truther of the 2010s, was a full on neo nazi by 2019. I am willing to bet that every communist dabbling in antisemitism right now, will be a full on neo nazi by the end of this decade.