reminds me that even when He finally d words, we still have to exist in a society riddled with people like this who have rotted their brains over the last decade on conspiracy & malice

i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop

I won’t stop until I’ve blocked every brand & influencer on IG 😤

Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power - file impeachment articles every day in the House - withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee - be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable

idk I’m just tired of evil people not facing any consequences!

We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.

why stress about getting put on a watchlist these days when I’m prob already on another one just for being a faggöt 🤷‍♂️

I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...

The minimum level of punishment I need to see dispensed to every thug perpetrating this domestic terrorism in our country

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

new job uses Aetna…is it over for me chat

hairline getting worse since I stopped being a prisoner to Rogaine…might be time to embrace the bald soon

got it got it so I’m just gonna be deadly tired now every day at 4pm

day 2

First day of work completed

not to be a dick but the severe uptick over the past several years of random old ladies stopping me in public places & asking me questions like I created all the structures of how that place operates & then respond as if they are learning how language works in real time…what are we doing!!!!

You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Rep. Seth Moulton comes on CNN and starts by saying: "Is anyone going to just stop for a second and be honest? This is insane. What the hell are we doing? We've got a lot of problems in America today, and invading / occupying / running Venezuela does not solve any of them."

Cardi is so fun, I love when they bring in judges who actually respect and love the craft

ah I love the internet what a marvelous invention that reveals the Swiss cheese brains of our populace

Venus starting off 2026 by serving face as expected

Glad I had the therapy breakthrough of realizing I’m truly only motivated to succeed if it lets me bask in the vindication of feeling like I beat everyone who bullied/doubted/disliked me but not looking forward to the arduous journey it’ll be to unlearn that 😌

omg I haven’t posted a selfie since last year 😌

When universities tout their partnerships with OpenAI, parents, faculty and everyone really should be asking how they intend to account for the increasing evidence that their technology is hurting people, especially young and vulnerable people. How many instances of harm will be enough?

“I haven’t purchased new clothes since 2018” I repeat to myself as I spend hundreds on a new wardrobe today before my job starts next week

I wanna be friends with Zara Larsson so bad she seems so fun

Need to start my day but I don’t wanna get off this soft blanket 😔

Still thinking about how my dad called me scattered as hell on Xmas eve to ask how to Zelle me my Christmas $$ while also casually mentioning my grandma was on the way to the ER & not that I have any relationship with her but he has still not told me what was wrong with her lol??

no exaggeration one of the best dishes he’s made in our 2 years of dating & that’s saying a lot because he always freaks it in the kitchen as a baseline

Busy

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Silent Hill ass weather in Chicago today

winter libido activating

finally

probably like the 14th time this week I’ve either slammed or scrapped one of my fingers against something while opening/closing so if it happens again I am actually gonna scream in a way that gets me committed to a ward

playing around with my new plugins & came up with this riff today 🫡

craving a maple lavender latte from First Sip but I cannot be inspired to go outside today

Sorry to the Timothèe gays but I did not like Marty Supreme 🫥

Intrusive thoughts won & I finally bought it

Jake’s toddler niece clocking me at lunch by saying “your teeth are yellow!”

It is so frustrating sometimes to feel so socially inept. Had a great time at a party until I got socially drained & had to leave & I feel like I made such an awkward goodbye bc I realized in the moment I hadn’t even said hi to several ppl who were there & anyway I should live on a remote island 🫡

she tolerated this for the pictures

impossible to feel impostor syndrome anymore when ppl like B*ri & everyone in this admin have been given the roles they have

Welp. Just had to cut my 9 y/o niece out of my life for using Gen AI to make my Christmas card. Do better.

me: i’m gonna get a hot tea today to soothe my throat & vocal cords also me: heaves up the tea because the honey I added made me nauseous

did I actually get several pieces of rice stuck down the wrong pipe or have I psychosomatically hallucinated that it’s still there: a memoir

avoid spoilers and hype and go see The Housemaid immediately

Trump has called for at least three of these senators to be thrown in prison. And they’re still voting for his agenda.