Computa program this adult woman to realize that computers are objective entities and have no personal feelings so when the system "doesnt like her" its because she is inputing her password incorrectly and locked herself out

Its so funny that all the thimb nails for connor storrie's snl sketches are just a headshot of him being handsome giving nothing and then also one mostly naked

70% of my coworkers are heterosexual adult women and i really just cant deal with them talking about their men any more. Cant do valentine's day. Cant cook. Cant get/keep a job. Like ladies go get you a butch, she'll take care of you.

Going dog mode: getting stone and indulging in a large spoon fulls of peanut butter on this evening

yes YES

Insane that the stranger things finale was so bad that its best fans thought it was fake.

Just got home from a 14 hour day and instead of going to the bear hour that makes you happy, im drinking at home and meal prepping 🫠

Rate my "i have to run out to my care to grab something realquick" fit

Nightstand Check: im a little thirsty

"Hmmm what can i make that easy simple and comes together fast?" And now im making shrimp broth using carcasses that i hand peeled and also am on minute 90 of cooking

Had a LOOOONNNNGGG fucking day so I treated myself to some windows down city pop and ps1 jungle music on the ride home thru downtown and the vibes were ✨️✨️ immaculate ✨️✨️

I lub da winter baaby

I dont know anything about the monkey but im glad it is important to you all

Had to make a gofundme Basically going through health issues and lost my job so anything helps. I know times are rough for everyone 🤕 gofund.me/a0cc3fb93

manifesting

Had a dream where i was trying to hang out and flirt and watch a movie with oomf but i didnt have any two person furniture to share and i feel like that how i am irl

Im going to commit a crime

This was inspired by me reading that this lady was arrested for "shiiting" her pedo husband

I fucking hate this useless culture of censorship. Taking care to censor or talking around certain words can be important in certain spaces but i yearn for when we can say words again and not be shoved into obscurity by the algorithm.

Wow i cant believe mardi gras falls on a Tummy Tuesday this year! What are the odds?

Perfect aesthetic unlocked: cruising down Lake Shore Drive at 5am scored by Contact by Kelela

I love to wear my Sophie shirt at work because everyone who comments on it... I Know What You Are

As a proud member,seeing Teehee community representation in the media is so important

A random man with a Yosemite sam-esque mustache said "thats a fine mustache you got" today

I should have known that becoming a full time salary manager making the most money i ever have would not stop my mom from sending me new job suggestions with the caption "no pressure just take a look"

Im going where the gay people are at on September 12th which will be the united center

The moment is like of they made Kamala is Brat into a full feature length film

This is sending me

This evening seems like the perfect night to get 2 on

Belly'd up tonight

I just think culturally we should just replace lizzo with kenya pleaser

My take away from this episode is that known every lipsync for the win should also have an elimination lipsync. Have those girls learn 2 songs and keep them guessing which one is for the winners and which is for the losers

Just looked up the english lyric of DtMF

I know lushious massacr would love this part of skokie

Ok maybe im just uninformed or just inside a bubble but where has she been for the past few monthes? Like if she is gearing up for a second run why isnt she speaking at protests? Where is the visible support standing with her former runningmate when his state is literally under seige from trump

Fucked around at my survival job for too long and became important and reliable 😔

Just got promoted and i wanna throw up 🫠

Tummy tuesday on main

Between kaiden and Biotics MShep, Gale and Wizard Tav, and Lindhardt and Magic/sword split build with Byleth, i realize i desperately crave a wizard boyfriend with who we can spend our best years together developing and understanding our superpowers and unlocking the secrets of the universe

Bad bunny won aoty and ginger won all stars. Puerto Rico forever

Very thankful that i openned my phone after clocking out and the first thing i saw was chappel roan

Hi im about to have some chicken tenders : D

Would love to have joined the general strike but my union contract literally explicitly prohitbits striking or any collective action even if it is approved by the union. 881 bottom 3 unions in the country

Looking chonk on the friday zoom meeting

Popping by to also submit this line to the zeitgeist

"I get so gay off that TEQUILA" is actual sacred scripture to me

(Mockingly) aww did you have to cum? Did you have to shoot your fucking load? Pffftt... loser

The tiktok trend got me itching again

Lowkey this isnt enough he has to DEI