Dropout is like adult sesame street. It uses its colorful cast of characters and their funny peculiarities to teach adults important lessons like trust in your friends, make the unexpected choices, captialism is at the root of a large number of society's woes, mistakes can be the greatest gift

Thought i was rotting away the twilight of my 20s, alone, in a position that im not fulfilled by and also makes me struggle financially but it turns out i just had to take out the trash at the back door, hang up my clothes, and put away my toys

Only in chicago can you go to a new york deli and get a sandwich and bagel

This is the type of pizza C2 was eating all of code Geass

Good dj at sofo tap is like a straight man with a huge ass... like ok thats cool but useless

One thing about snl that pisses me off is they still dont credit lead writers on the sketches. Like who tf wrote the house hunters pretape with leslie jones and liev schrieber. They should be be given blank checks for whatever they want to make

Every man in Chicago weighs either 125 or 250 lbs no matter how tall we are and we are all wearing at least one article of clothing that says “CHICAGO” on it at all times

Love to charge my phone in the car.

Just found out about the monkey slasher movie thats coming out in january and i think that means that movies are back

Yeah it fucking better have

Nobody but Massive chef bear from gastronauts read this: Hi ☺️ teeheehee

Look the girls who get dopemine get it and the girls who dont dont. And thats it!

Out of Context Spoilers Chainsaw man is so dope it really just goings balls to the wall and never stops.

I love that Last Meal interview videos usually clock in around 35-40 minutes but for Brennan Lee Mulligan they gave him an hour and 20 minutes

Breakfast of champions

Lost the fire in my soul but i guess likes from strangers on the internet will keep me going

I dont usually dont do insta-story prompts but BIGMAN BLASTOISE BIG MAN BLASTOISE BIG MAN BLASTOISE.

Eye pulled the trigger

HR including me on a department manager email thread even tho im not a manager... like give me my Money!

Im advocating for return to office because i should not be driving around for an hour to find parking at 9-10am on a friday...

I was talking about this with a coworker that it is insane to me that the richest people in world still want more money. Like they will never reachh an amount where they go ok i can relax. They will always deal and scheme to just get a little bit more. That behavior and mindset just breaks my brain

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

Couldnt find parking during street cleaning so now im eating a BECMcgriddle on the lake shore.

Listening to After makes me feel like im at lunch in the summer with two drinks in me sitting on a patio

This gave me more hope in the world than the entirety of the harris campaign.

Just dark meat Mashed potatoes Stuffing Mac and cheese Gravy

Doing research

it’s thursday… we sniffin balls?

I hate when i am about to imbibe something that by all accounts of flavors, product concept, and marketing should be absolutely my shit and then i take one sip and am haunted by the fowl taste and smell of M O N K F R U I T E X T R A C T

listening to ict by oklou

Ok this is gonna be the work/uber to the party costume

Good morning

Got mustache oil on my lips now i cant stop doing duckface

Not happy to use am*zon but the costume is on the way (plus a cheap mask)

Doing something absolutely wild. Watching a television show on my television.

The one granny from the AI Cuomo ad

Not to be dramatic but i think ***** should be **** in the **** for this

A big tent that has weak legs and loose stakes falls on everyone under in.

what you guys make in a year i make in 16-18 months

Sorry if i seem standoffish i think im not allowed in any conversation unless im explicitly welcomed. Vampire rules

Hit a blinker and emotion 10th anniversary in my ears. I am ready for the SF MoMA

Insane ad where toph starts selling weapons to every nation fueling nonbender war powers

Rest in power, Miss Major. www.advocate.com/news/miss-ma...

Ok so momo dandadan can obviously say it but aira constantly says "well my gay friend said that i can say it but i never would haha" but no one has actually ever told her that.

Might be gay-ngar for halloween

Can someone explain this to me in pop diva terms

Major #spoilers for Borderlands 4. God the character design team LOVES long hair with a swooped bang