Hey hows it hanging?

the neighbor’s brother came home in a box, but, he wanted to go, so, maybe it was his fault?

Found a piece of popcorn in my beard and honest before anything i was a little turned on

Guys none of my dashboard maintenance lights are on... what do i do im scared

Oooo yeah this is the first time in like 3-4 seasons ive been actually sad a queen goes home so soon. Like i want more!

Its really hard having the most correct opinions at the drag race viewing party and yet i persist

One of the most significant differences between JD Vance and opiates is that only one ever gave his mom a moment’s pleasure.

What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? Easily when i was drunk and trying to do a bit and do kick my leg up high on a wall and then my other leg immediately folded and my entire body fell on and fractured my foot.

When robyn said "in my sweatpants with some juicy hentai" she was actually talking about me

Reconciling with the fact that to really give my attempt of being more vulnerable this year meants ill likely have to download d a t e i n g a p p s again

Its definitely partially bc i havent "trained" my algorithm but god i just scrolled thru tiktok for a few minutes after my coworker sent me one and now i wanna kil myself and everyone else. That app fucking sucks

And the thing is that not everyone is gonna get Sexistential on the first try as it actually take a very high IQ to fully grasp what robyn is serving.

Would any man off of wealth and fortune like to buy me a really really nice cutting board that doesnt fuck up my knives but also does shed microplastics into my food but also cleans easy? Ty 😊

Who up experiencing eusexua and feeling sexistential 😈

Calling off work so i can get scared high and watch this

This post is only 50% correct because the only people who dont include a rice cooker as one of the two are people who havent gotten an rice cooker yet.

Fighting demons (the urge to get a mullet while im still in my 20s)

Im so sorry you have to hop on a teams meeting 😔 that fucking sucks dude

Low key goated aesthetic: the barren salt tundra of a midwest grocery store park during winter.

Reskeet if you like bellies 🙂‍↕️

Love gen Z coming up with fuck/i fucking hate my stupid chungus life. Such an insane and silly phrase that is so steeped in cringe that it effectively becomes immune to cringe.

Cardi B needs to be on every drag race episode. Not necessarily as a judge but just a talking head that pops in as a bubble in the corner with commentary

Obsessed with this monet talks with ginger. I love when drag queens are insane people.

Betweet Caleb Hearon and Stavros, being a cool fat guy is awesome rn

This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

Gonna be inventing new hair styles in 2026

⚠️‼️reminder btw‼️⚠️

I finally beat solo Nightmare IV with Jeff is Marvel Zombies and honest this feels better than any single time i had sex this year

December pics

Sorry foot gays now that ive been bombas slippers pilled the dawgs are never seeing the light of day again.

Mary crimus

Accidentally clocked my cousin and her girlfriend looking at other apartments in front of their roommate. Marry crimus

When ur festive but also the box legendary of Pokemon Gold

We need to bring back throwing rotten fruit and veggies. Like imagine youre driving and someone goes straight while in the turn lane to skip the line at a busy intersection and bam you pelt their car with a bad tomato

Did i just finish my christmas cards (a project i decided to do over a month ago)? Yes. Will they be late? Probably. But i did finish them and im proud of myself ☺️

I like thay JJK has arcs named after real locations like the shibuya incident or the shijuku showdown. I like to imagine the chicago version like the Lincoln Square Off or the Bronzeville Brawl or the Ukrainian Village Arc

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I love being gay bc you can point to any person, object, or situation and say "love that diva" and its like so true

Catching up on the jordan firstman heated rivalry drama. As if this is the first time a gay guy said something stupid... like lets calm down

Ok a modern day mad men reboot but with Rachel Sennott type marketing girlies and gays

Let’s make some noise for fat boy dick 👏👏👏

I wish gay people to break free from the chains of bearish straight guys who realize they can take off their shirt and gays will flock to their posts

Gay people be posting

I like the part of one piece where you watch 850+ episodes and finish whole cake island and then the revelry comes around and suddenly you have to watch all previous 850+ episodes condensed into 15 minute flashbacks innerstitched with cuts of some of the most important global political events so far

Vape rolled off the table and broke on the ground 4 hours after purchase. Chat please pull me off the ledge...

Marijuana Cart Monday

Gay people are so important