Riding the bus is cheap. Turning your gold into piss is free. theonion.info

Pay cut and a title run as long as Stan Stasiak's. LOL and LMAO.

donald trump is literally a court proven rapist

A new CD arrived in my house today! LFO (Arista, 07822-14605-2, 1999) got lost in the boy band shuffle. They had two top-10 Hot 100 hits during the Y2K days ("Summer Girls" and "Girl on TV") and, on the strength of those, this album went Platinum and got them on Nickelodeon's "The Amanda Show"...

...but it apparently wasn't enough to keep their star from falling as quickly as it rose...so quickly, in fact, that three of the videos from this album have been on YouTube for almost as long as the website existed.

The videos for the LFO tracks "Summer Girls", "Girl on TV" and "I Don't Wanna Kiss You Goodnight" were uploaded to YouTube by a user named BEIGE Studios on November 15, 2005, and have never been taken down from the site in the many, many years since.

The album was one of the last to be released on Arista during Clive Davis' original tenure as head of the label before BMG forced him out in 2000, and I bought it to mark the occasion of his passing.

There's love in every shot 🃏🩷💛💙 #HazbinHotel #Husk

So the rumors were true, Cody didn't want to job.

They remembered his seatbelt...but not his hat. And this error is on screen for roughly 30 Seconds, in four different shots. How does that happen? It could have been forgiven if he was wringing it in his hands, though.

Ahh...forgetting something?

I welcome our new Belgian overlords

Trump really imagined himself taking credit for a USA World Cup win, didn't he? lmao

"Freedom Waffles" imminent.

Two ships attacked in the Strait of Hormuz today, one catching fire. Looks like Iran really does intend to assert control over the strait, and Team Trump’s plan to pretend Hormuz is totally open, encourage markets to pretend too, and hope Iran is too afraid to derail talks to do anything won’t work.

The US women's team has 4 world cup titles and 5 Olympic gold medals. They're a heavy favorite for the women's world cup next year. The Men's team has 0 in both. The women get the job done.

He is outright admitting that he lies about the 2020 election.

I remember when the NYT article was about to come out, there were rumors it was going to involve a sexual assault, and then when it turned out it was "only" domestic violence a disturbing number of people acted like it was no biggie. Domestic violence also should have been disqualifying, you know?

It's not the #WorldCup this country needs... but it's the one it deserves...

Knicks game 3. US/Belgium. Trump’s kiss of death.

USA has been eliminated from the FIFA World Cup.

Lol. Oop. Bye USA. I might have rooted for you a little bit if the orange turd didn't put his foot in it.

USA went into this World Cup looking better than any USA team before them and leave looking like the absolute worst USA team i've ever seen

Rape apologia is the worst horror. Just because lawmakers have committed crimes doesn't give anyone license to do so. Get rid of all the shitbags like we’ve been saying, we can govern ourselves. It's fine for Platner, but not when Trump does it? Both are wrong and should gtfo!

wrote about law imitating sports imitating law imitating ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

Trump was working hard to lower grocery prices this weekend

Mitch McConnell is probably dead and even he’s having a better week than Graham Platner.

POV: you're a sports team and you see that Trump supports you.

I mean if you hate the United States this shit is absolute cinema

Trump gets involved with the world cup and corruptly gets a suspended player reinstated. Now, the US team is being humiliated by Belgium. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

The only game the Knicks lost was the one Trump was at. This man is a sports curse incarnate.

“Man Injured In An Officer Involved Shooting” levels of passive voice applied to the wanton violence inflicted by our dying empire

Having a dead guy in the senate feels like a metaphor for the whole institution

At least Pennywise wasn't a rapist.

All 3 host nations are getting wiped in the same stage. Fuck.

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Yesterday, 20-year-old Tyrin Johnson was shot and killed by two members of the National Guard in Memphis.

Among other things, the latest turn in the Platner story is a good example of why journalists need to get off X for professional and personal reasons, not just ethical ones. The writers who gassed his campaign up and now need to walk it back are mostly people who cooked their brains on X.

Well hopefully they'll ignore the fact Rick and Evie's son who had an English accent as a kid suddenly gets an American one as an adult.

whoopsie

"Courtesy of the Red White and Blue" is embarrassing to play at any time but especially right *after* we got our asses kicked in the Middle East

Bluesky will never be forgiven for being right about Platner too early.

"im rescinding my endorsement of the nazi tattoo guy. but not for the nazi tattoo, that part was fine" is such a crazy thing to have to announce to everyone. probably couldve avoided that by not fucking with a nazi tattoo guy at all in the first place ??

“I had to figure it out myself by then. And most things in my transition, I’ve had to figure out on my own, to be honest.” For Sadie, a 27-year-old trans woman living in Athens, this was the reality she had to navigate: fragmented information, uneven access, and a system that only partially exists.

Mitch at Lindsey Grahams window tonight.

According to Israel, saying it is committing a genocide in Gaza is tantamount to blood libel... @mehdirhasan.bsky.social debunks that argument in under 60 seconds. Start the clock!

Credible allegations of sexual assault cannot be ignored. Voters in Maine deserve a choice for US Senate that doesn’t force them to make a moral compromise between sexual violence or corporate servitude.

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