Det kunne ikke være anderledes.

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.

Chokolade er officielt så dyrt, at det er tyverisikret

Easily the best cokelike

Tilføj Minds of 99 og jeg er ret sikker på dommedag indtræffer.

Meta allegedly torrented pornographic videos with names like "ExploitedTeens" and "EuroTeenErotica" in service of training one of its AI models. Is this uhhhh superintelligence? www.wired.com/story/meta-l...

[insert dril "sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it" tweet] www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Det er forbudt at citere det her for mig i januar mens jeg cykler på arbejde i en snestorm. Pft

Mine venner I dag er en god dag. Jeg fryser og må putte sutsko på og glæder mig til en varm dyne. Jeg har ikke frosset i, hvad, fire måneder?

Aaaaarrrh hva

I've been writing about Carr's hypocrisy before, but this is just... Make it make sense.

En af de sjove ting ved at følge norske mennesker, er at opdage at Norge har præcis de samme irriterende redaktør/debat-typer som Danmark.

På Facebook argumenterer Dansk Regnbueråd (eller i hvert fald foreningens næstformand Jesper Rasmussen) for at transkønnede børn ikke bør gå i skole med ciskønnede børn. Danske medier bruger ofte Dansk Regnbueråd som kilde i dækning af LGBTQ-emner.

Hey, det var der her eller pronomener.

The “fuck your feelings, this is free speech” crowd has been awfully quiet lately

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

Min hustru har endnu ikke tilgivet mig, at min mor blev gift samme aften som Post Malone var i DK.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

My contract with Blizzard sadly ends in just two weeks. Come October, I'll be looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com

Alle nyheder for tiden er sådan: "Psykiatrien har 56 års ventetid, men til gængæld har en gennemsnitlig børnefamilie med syv børn nu 34 kroner mere om måneden, før skat. Derudover sparer alle nu 3 kroner pr kg maltbolsjer.

This you? Just two hours later?

Kontroversielle ting at sige i 2025. Åbenbart.

I'm watching Poor Things, and I love how Lanthimos made a mainstream-banger in 2023, before going back to making movies for about 7 people (incl. Me and himself) again.

Alt for sent men

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

This isn’t garden-variety incompetence. This is “the FBI is being run by a guy who looks like he wandered in after losing a bet at Buffalo Wild Wings” incompetence. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Oops

there is something so disorienting about living in a world with miraculous progress in all kinds of stuff, including an Industrial Revolution-scale transformation of industry and energy, while US politics is *consumed* with the dumbest, most pointlessly awful shit imaginable bsky.app/profile/ryan...

Great day for Brazilian democracy!

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

Tid til en timeline cleanse

guys, we have a tone shift

I kraft af at morderens ideologi tilsyneladende er terminalt online, på en måde jeg ikke engang rigtigt forstår, virker det til at alle i USA er videre fra det her mord om et par dage. Hvid, Kristen ung mand er selvfølgelig også nogle lidt sværere identitetsmarkører at skabe en fjende ud af.

Jeg har lige erfarer, at FBIs chef, der er på scenen nu, har skrevet denne bog.

Stakkels forældre.

Den mistenkte Kirk-mordaren har eit så vanleg namn at her er det nødt til å dukke opp mykje feilinformasjon. Trå forsiktig.

Der må være bedre ord end 'Åndelig Oprustning' Sjælelig armering? Poltergeistisk mobilisering?

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

WSJ just retracted its report that the shooter’s ammo was engraved with “transgender and anti-fascist ideology.” It smelled like bullshit from the beginning, and every conservative who ran with it should be shamed into obscurity.