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Every professional sports franchise in the four biggest leagues in America is formatted the same way. The location of the team comes first, followed by the nickname. Leaders in the Mavericks organization did not think nearly enough about Dallas. www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

The men in charge of the Mavericks’ decision to trade Luka Dončić caused the saga to escalate to a full-on crisis that tore at the fabric connecting the team to its fans. There is a lesson that teams in every professional sport can take from this saga: Listen to the fans.

Anyway, 72 percent of Americans support universal background checks and 76 percent support extreme risk protection orders (ERPOs). Maybe Congress should take those things up

College football isn’t truly back until Brian Kelly absolutely lays into his quarterback for what seems like a pretty normal incompletion

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Found @gordonkeith.bsky.social’s burner.

@gordonkeith.bsky.social this isn’t the original but Corby’s “bring back my Joey” bear trap from the Super Bowl is the worst of all time.

@gordonkeith.bsky.social my favorite bathroom graffiti I’ve encountered in a Dallas bar.

@gordonkeith.bsky.social “module” is a top glazer term

@oldwaver.bsky.social My 6 year old LOVED the Winnipeg scouting report. He said he’d pay $1 for a Dave Stack.

Yay we get to use it!

Unsubscribed from emails from the Mavs today. See ya later, fuckers! The franchise will never recover from that

@gordonkeith.bsky.social @juniormiller.bsky.social The Hoff was in studio with Bad Radio in 2017 and had an unfortunate e-brake. www.theunticket.com/e-brake-3-31...

@tntsportsus.bsky.social show Nico, you cowards!

@gordonkeith.bsky.social Buying a shirt online.

She’s here and she’s beautiful.

@gordonkeith.bsky.social Hearing Rick Skinlonin and Mike Ehrmantraut have a conversation has made Super Bowl week. I’m insane.

@seancbass.bsky.social @cincodemino.bsky.social Ran into Jim Knox outside a Texas football game in 2021. He was doing PR stuff for some Austin rugby team. He still looked great in a polo.

@sportssturm.bsky.social Jerry claiming he’s missed one Senior Bowl in 35 years. Was that the X Games trip?

@gordonkeith.bsky.social Craig uttered a very childish term that went undetected during Muse… Air Firefighters

@sportssturm.bsky.social Apparently this is the reason the Sugar Bowl kicked off at 3 pm.

I’ve seen hour long TV shows with a less compelling narrative than the Pop-Tarts Bowl.

Sober wife is back.

Sideline warning

@juniormiller.bsky.social Can we get you to recite all of your Muse and O-Deck Google searches on a side stage at Ticketstock?

Brian Kelly killed a kid. #NeverForget